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Old 07-07-2004, 02:15 PM   #1
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Brand New Model (Pics??)... Am I going to hell??

I said "Pics???" because I actually don't have them yet. One of my models had her friend drop by my office. When she walked in I said to myself "God loves me today" because the girl is very thin and looks young, which are two things my members seem to love. I asked her , "How old are you?"

Model: "I'll turn 18 this Saturday".

SCREEEEEEECH!!!! AIR BRAKE IMMEDIATELY APPLIED!!

Me: "Okay, well I can't talk to you about this until Saturday"

Her: "Jennifer (her friend that has modeled for me and who is 19 years old) already told me all about you."

Me: "Okay. In that case, come in on Satuday and I'll pay you to photograph you on your 18th birthday."

Her: "Okay, can I come in at 10am".

Me: "That works for me"


This will be the first time I've photographed a model on her 18th birthday. Will I go to hell for this?
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:16 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:17 PM   #3
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:17 PM   #4
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forget about hell, post them here once your done taking pictures
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:18 PM   #5
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:19 PM   #6
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18 is legal. Wheater its 3 months past her birthday, or three hours
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:19 PM   #7
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:23 PM   #8
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:24 PM   #9
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better make sure she was born after 10am.. hahaha
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:25 PM   #10
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:26 PM   #11
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:28 PM   #12
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:29 PM   #13
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:31 PM   #14
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:37 PM   #15
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better make sure she was born after 10am.. hahaha

true.. in theory, she will not be 18 untill the exact time she was born....
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:44 PM   #16
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Nothing wrong with that.. you better show us some pics.
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:46 PM   #17
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:50 PM   #18
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Play it safe, and shoot her on Sunday. Are your members really going to know that Saturday is her birthday? No, they won't.

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Old 07-07-2004, 02:51 PM   #19
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I said "Pics???" because I actually don't have them yet. One of my models had her friend drop by my office. When she walked in I said to myself "God loves me today" because the girl is very thin and looks young, which are two things my members seem to love. I asked her , "How old are you?"

Model: "I'll turn 18 this Saturday".

SCREEEEEEECH!!!! AIR BRAKE IMMEDIATELY APPLIED!!

Me: "Okay, well I can't talk to you about this until Saturday"

Me: "Okay. In that case, come in on Satuday and I'll pay you to photograph you on your 18th birthday."
Don't those two statements contradict themselves? You said that you couldn't talk to her about it until saturday and then you turn around and say that you'll photograph her on her 18th birthday.

Is your conscience bothering you that bad where you nitpick with a few days in talking to a girl about working for you?

AND You're already going to hell
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:53 PM   #20
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:18 PM   #21
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Don't those two statements contradict themselves? You said that you couldn't talk to her about it until saturday and then you turn around and say that you'll photograph her on her 18th birthday.

Is your conscience bothering you that bad where you nitpick with a few days in talking to a girl about working for you?

AND You're already going to hell

All I said was that I'd pay her to photograph her on her 18th birthday. I didn't mention nudity, or anything like that. For all I know, she could have been a test by the local PD. She did know one of my models, which makes the whole PD test scenario less likely... but still, I don't even want to TALK about this business with a model that is not yet 18.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:23 PM   #22
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I said "Pics???" because I actually don't have them yet. One of my models had her friend drop by my office. When she walked in I said to myself "God loves me today" because the girl is very thin and looks young, which are two things my members seem to love. I asked her , "How old are you?"

Model: "I'll turn 18 this Saturday".

SCREEEEEEECH!!!! AIR BRAKE IMMEDIATELY APPLIED!!

Me: "Okay, well I can't talk to you about this until Saturday"

Her: "Jennifer (her friend that has modeled for me and who is 19 years old) already told me all about you."

Me: "Okay. In that case, come in on Satuday and I'll pay you to photograph you on your 18th birthday."

Her: "Okay, can I come in at 10am".

Me: "That works for me"


This will be the first time I've photographed a model on her 18th birthday. Will I go to hell for this?
no, you won't go to hell for this.

and neither will you break the law, if you understand that she is not 18 on her birthDAY, but 18 on the anniversery of the hour and minute of her birth.

in lieu of her showing you her birth certificate, showing the minute and hour of her birth, i would not talk to her until the day AFTER her birthday.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:24 PM   #23
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:26 PM   #24
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yup you will prolley go to hell but it's not that bad of a place is it?

good luck with her and be sure to post pics of her after the shoot!
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:32 PM   #25
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Yes. Me too, so send her to me on Sunday.
And I'll shoot her on Monday. Sure, she'll be old and used up by then, but I never objected to sloppy seconds.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:38 PM   #26
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:27 PM   #27
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:27 PM   #28
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And I'll shoot her on Monday. Sure, she'll be old and used up by then, but I never objected to sloppy seconds.
Shit, if it wasn't for Sheri and Shannon's party, I would hop on a plane to Chicago...
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:29 PM   #29
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That sucks, stop bragging. At least you must put up the pics.
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Funny how 1 minute can be the difference between being called pedo and a cool guy for shooting her as soon as youre allowed.

1 min too early and you can be locked up for 10 yrs, 1 min later and you can have her getting gangbanged by 10 monster cock negros who introduce her to the world of double anal while someone else is taking a shit in her face.

Just 1 min difference
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:43 PM   #34
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:03 PM   #35
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Here's a quick question Donnie:

Would it matter to you at all, if this girl turned 18 on Saturday...but also was to begin her Senior year in HS this fall?

After all, ALOT of HS Seniors are 18.
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