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As you wish...
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Join Date: May 2002
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Brand New Model (Pics??)... Am I going to hell??
I said "Pics???" because I actually don't have them yet. One of my models had her friend drop by my office. When she walked in I said to myself "God loves me today" because the girl is very thin and looks young, which are two things my members seem to love. I asked her , "How old are you?"
Model: "I'll turn 18 this Saturday". SCREEEEEEECH!!!! AIR BRAKE IMMEDIATELY APPLIED!! Me: "Okay, well I can't talk to you about this until Saturday" Her: "Jennifer (her friend that has modeled for me and who is 19 years old) already told me all about you." Me: "Okay. In that case, come in on Satuday and I'll pay you to photograph you on your 18th birthday." Her: "Okay, can I come in at 10am". Me: "That works for me" This will be the first time I've photographed a model on her 18th birthday. Will I go to hell for this? |
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Hell has its privileges.
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SEO Connoisseur
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like bush - we have your coordinates and know where you live
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When it rains, it pours
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forget about hell, post them here once your done taking pictures
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Probably ...
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
Join Date: Jun 2004
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18 is legal. Wheater its 3 months past her birthday, or three hours
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Programming King Pin
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Traffillionaire
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we all are
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better make sure she was born after 10am.. hahaha
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Long time no happy ending
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Yes. Me too, so send her to me on Sunday.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Yea definitly post some pics
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PICS PICS PICS!!!
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If u touch it, I will cum
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the devil will shake your hand one day
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My hips don't lie
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true.. in theory, she will not be 18 untill the exact time she was born.... |
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So Fucking Banned
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Nothing wrong with that.. you better show us some pics.
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Play it safe, and shoot her on Sunday. Are your members really going to know that Saturday is her birthday? No, they won't.
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Is your conscience bothering you that bad where you nitpick with a few days in talking to a girl about working for you? AND You're already going to hell ![]()
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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As you wish...
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All I said was that I'd pay her to photograph her on her 18th birthday. I didn't mention nudity, or anything like that. For all I know, she could have been a test by the local PD. She did know one of my models, which makes the whole PD test scenario less likely... but still, I don't even want to TALK about this business with a model that is not yet 18. |
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and neither will you break the law, if you understand that she is not 18 on her birthDAY, but 18 on the anniversery of the hour and minute of her birth. in lieu of her showing you her birth certificate, showing the minute and hour of her birth, i would not talk to her until the day AFTER her birthday. |
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So Fucking Fabulous
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yup you will prolley go to hell but it's not that bad of a place is it?
good luck with her and be sure to post pics of her after the shoot! ![]()
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Old Timer
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You'll go to hell if you don't send me pics.
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Spread The Pink!
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sounds like a sweet webcam pay-per-view situation.
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That sucks, stop bragging. At least you must put up the pics.
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So Fucking Banned
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Funny how 1 minute can be the difference between being called pedo and a cool guy for shooting her as soon as youre allowed.
1 min too early and you can be locked up for 10 yrs, 1 min later and you can have her getting gangbanged by 10 monster cock negros who introduce her to the world of double anal while someone else is taking a shit in her face. Just 1 min difference ![]() |
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You lucky bastard
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I want to see pics on this thread by Monday.
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![]() Here's a quick question Donnie: Would it matter to you at all, if this girl turned 18 on Saturday...but also was to begin her Senior year in HS this fall? After all, ALOT of HS Seniors are 18. |
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