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05-30-2001, 08:17 AM
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Oclicks and Mo'fo Search
since the 26th i've had 0 clicks on mofo search. I don't know if this is because of the new 6 cent payout or if i'm a cheater. If I am a cheater i'm not doing a very good job. I took that shit down anyway.
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05-30-2001, 08:34 AM
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I'm sure your problem is either no traffic or bad traffic.
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05-30-2001, 08:41 AM
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Oh-oh...someone better git the sherriff...I smells trouble brewin'!
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05-30-2001, 08:43 AM
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no trouble that I know of.
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05-30-2001, 08:52 AM
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Did you take a happy pill today
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05-30-2001, 09:30 AM
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I dont think it was a happy pill, I think it was that HUGE bacon and egg sandwich he made last night. It looked so yummy and i didnt even get a bite
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05-30-2001, 10:08 AM
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i'm sure my problem is that the fucken thing doesn't work. I think its convenient that it shuts down on Memorial day weekend, the beginning of summer.
I'll let you all know if I get paid my measly 35 dollars. |
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05-30-2001, 10:46 AM
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my dear sweetjimmy, don't you know you better have your fucking ducks in a row before you go to a board to bad mouth me?
look here: http://www.12clicks.com/sweetjimmy.gif these are sweetjimmy boy's stats. Notice today, the 30th. You'll see 1 clickthru for 6 cents. That would be from the test search I made in the searchbox from this page: http://www7.smutserver.com/ebony/hotrain/main.htm oops, looks like you forgot to remove one of my boxes. Gee, looks like it works just fine. Now, you little piece of shit, please continue with your little diatribe about how (how did you say it) "the fucken thing doesn't work" how about you spend less time posting to boards and more time getting traffic to your pages, seeing how you currently have none. shit badgurl, your nose is better than mine. |
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05-30-2001, 10:50 AM
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05-30-2001, 10:50 AM
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Somehow stats usually stop working when a webmaster stops working. Maybe if you worked a little, your stats would start showing some clicks.
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05-30-2001, 10:52 AM
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you guys find it hard to believe guys are full of shit when they complain about me because there are so many of them.
I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU! there are just too many idiots out there. |
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05-30-2001, 10:53 AM
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Ron I always believed you
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05-30-2001, 10:54 AM
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hey, anyone notice my fancy photoshop skills?
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05-30-2001, 10:56 AM
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Rose, you're my favorite canadien by far!
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05-30-2001, 11:03 AM
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Thank you
Does it matter that I wasnt born in Canada? |
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05-30-2001, 11:04 AM
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For 12clicks
Researchers from the University of British Columbia in Vancouver studied men and women between the ages of 28 and 75 who had blood pressure levels greater than 140/90. (Normal blood pressure levels are about 120/80). Participants received either 10 hours of stress management or were assigned to a wait list. After six months, researchers measured the participants' blood pressure, lipid levels, weight and psychological measures. Researchers found participants who received stress management had a significant reduction in their blood pressure compared to those who were put on the wait list. Researchers then treated those on the wait list and saw a similar reduction in blood pressure. Researchers say individualized stress management is positively associated with a reduction in blood pressure. They add that reducing psychological stress and improving anger management skills also appear to lower blood pressure. |
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05-30-2001, 11:07 AM
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Rose, no it doesn't. It wouldn't even matter if you were a man.
Susan, don't go blaming sweettimmy's high stress on me. I didn't bring this issue up. I'm sure he'll one day be able to manage his stress. |
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05-30-2001, 11:23 AM
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SweetJimmy needs a boyfriend to releave the pressure
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05-30-2001, 11:33 AM
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speaking of sweetjimmy, where is the little asshole?
When he thought his tracks were covered, he was a regular bigmouth. here kitty, kitty, kitty |
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05-30-2001, 12:49 PM
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Jimmy, there have been guys who wouldn't apologize for their misdeeds who are no longer on the internet. be a smart monkey and admit you were wrong.
I'm not going away. |
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05-30-2001, 01:36 PM
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12clicks, would you mind if all the lurkers and posters at GFY go and do a search from jimmy's page? i am referring to the human in you - let him get some $$$ and see that the "fucking thing works"
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05-30-2001, 01:55 PM
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12 dicks i don't know how much you paid your little cronies to back you up, but there's no way in hell i would kiss your smelly cracker ass to collect 35 bucks.
Your mo'fo search doesnt' work. I tried to search several times today and the fucken thing takes hours to respond, if it decides to respond at all. I let the fucken thing search for half an hour and all i got was this broken page: http://www.sweetjimmy.com/12dicks.jpg make a note of the search term in the address box. I always heard you were a dick, at least now i know first hand. |
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05-30-2001, 01:59 PM
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jimmy and 12 clicks.. I should have thought of this one earlier.
Not even Don King could have thought of this one. |
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05-30-2001, 02:04 PM
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LOL, there are only certain search terms that work on the mo'fo' search like "lesbians" or "porn"
your an evil motherfucker 12 clicks |
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05-30-2001, 02:06 PM
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and i have to click on the search button to use the fucken thing. I can't just press enter to get a search result.
What shizer. You suck 12 dicks |
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05-30-2001, 02:07 PM
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no pun intended
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05-30-2001, 04:32 PM
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Gues Jimmy isn't smart enough to run a traceroute to that page, or he would have found out that some large carriers were having problems lately(ALTERNET the most btw)
Bu then again that's to be expected from a dude that is used to speak first and then think Wolfshade ------------------ Get paid per minute! Dialerclopedia |
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05-30-2001, 04:36 PM
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BTW for the ones aroun dhere that think I've gone completely bananas
Here's how to do a traceroute Open a DOS window and type: tracert www.turbofind.com Then press enter it will show you where the shit hits the fan Conclusion 12clicks has a quality connection to the Internet and Sweetjimmy a crap connection So JImmy if you must badmouth anyone yell at your ISP for buying such a crappy backbone Wolfshade ------------------ Get paid per minute! Dialerclopedia |
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05-30-2001, 05:48 PM
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The only thing that's rotten in Denmark (or Holland in your case) is the fact that surfer has to click on the submit button with his frikkin mouse. Who the fuck clicks on the submit button to get search results? Nobody except the biggest fucken newbie, which is exactly the type of surfer 12clicks wants so that he can get his 4 dollar referral from ebay.
Lo and behold, now the fucken thing works when you press enter. But it even says surfer must click on the submit button on his page: "When a surfer clicks on the "submit" button to initiate a search there may be no other open windows or consoles, in front of, or behind, our search results page. " and on no other affiliate program do i see something like this: "MojoTraffic Corp. reserves the right to terminate the account of any affiliate who publicly posts derogatory and or slanderous statements aboutMojoSearch.com, MojoTraffic Corp., its subsidiaries or officers.MojoTraffic Corp. vigorously defends itself against false and slanderous statements." This guy's more evil than Mr. Burns. All I know is I didn't get one search from the beginning of memorial day weekend till today, with exactly the same amount of traffic. If you think its my isp, then it must be every fucking isp in the fucking country. |
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05-30-2001, 05:58 PM
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Wolfshade you know what? Why don't you grab a handful of those tulip bulbs you get paid with and shove em' up your candy ass?
When your done with that you can let 12squirts sodomize you, while you tell him about what a "quality connection" you share. |
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05-30-2001, 05:59 PM
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....a-hole |
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05-30-2001, 07:07 PM
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Wlcome back Gay "boneproneslut" Jimmy. Yusee to have lots of sexual energy to dispose off. I can let you in the neighbors bitch (ie. female dog) if you want to releive some frustration
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05-30-2001, 07:36 PM
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05-30-2001, 07:55 PM
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Where is 12clicks...Im ready to watch Round 3
This is better than boxing night! |
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05-30-2001, 08:37 PM
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*eyes sparkling with mischief..watching as the old buzzard from down yonder at the cemetery starts his tap..tap...tap...nails into cheap planks..
Coffin biz is boomin..he's happy* |
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05-30-2001, 08:40 PM
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By the way, I'm a SHE, not a HE!!!
and I'm not even Snow in drag! Even though he is waaaaay prettier than I'll ever hope to be.. I was left high and dry drooling over that damn sandwich too... come home and cook, clean..do the fucking dishes..eat cold chow mein grumble grumble bitch bitch whine... ================= Call it woman's intuition ron...but you were waaaaaayyyy ahead of me on this one! *wink* You don't last this long without being a clever bastard!..or bitch..as the case may be [This message has been edited by Badgurl (edited 05-30-2001).] |
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Originally stated by badgurl
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05-30-2001, 11:09 PM
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-------------- Wolfshade you know what? Why don't you grab a handful of those tulip bulbs you get paid with and shove em' up your candy ass? When your done with that you can let 12squirts sodomize you, while you tell him about what a "quality connection" you share -------------- If nothing else you can make me laugh |
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05-30-2001, 11:35 PM
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I'm curious, should he take the tulip bulbs out of his ass before the sodomizing commences, or is it all part of the same process?
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05-31-2001, 12:25 AM
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MojoTraffic Corp. reserves the right to terminate the account of any affiliate who publicly posts derogatory and or slanderous statements aboutMojoSearch.com, MojoTraffic Corp., its subsidiaries or officers.MojoTraffic Corp. vigorously defends itself against false and slanderous statements.
It seems Mofotraffic can't terminate me since I haven't said anything false. For the past couple of days Mofo hasn't worked and its a proven fact that Ron is a dick. |
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05-31-2001, 12:36 AM
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enchantress, the tulip bulbs would be tied together with a piece of string and shoved up his ass like benoit balls. 12toes would come up from behind, like a thief in the night, and remove the balls from wolfshade's quivering anus with his teeth. They would then get it on, blue oyster style, wearing queer leather chaps and singing songs by the village people. 12I.Q. would then pout to wolfshade about how he doesn't like to cuddle anymore. Wolfshade tells 12 clicks to stop being so gay.
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05-31-2001, 01:17 AM
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This thread has got to be the most entertaining yet !
It's good to see some bitching, anyone got a whip ? |
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05-31-2001, 04:42 AM
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thats what the family likes to do.. Entertain.
Jimmy is quite good at this. Boneprone 4-Life. |
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05-31-2001, 05:05 AM
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aw, jimmy you hurt my feelings. guess schools almost out and you want to leave the internet with a bang. ok.
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05-31-2001, 07:01 AM
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I think Jimmy realise that 30$, well, is 30$ but a DVD player is 100$ so by having you post here like that, he is gonna make 70$ for free
Indeed, he gonna leave with a nice DVD for the summer ... ------------------ wiZd0m Fortune Pussy Adult Links |
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05-31-2001, 10:29 AM
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12clicks, what did you put on your sandwich besides bacon and eggs? Hearing about it is making me hungry.
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05-31-2001, 02:19 PM
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sweet timmy, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. please don't forget this thread.
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05-31-2001, 03:48 PM
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Im having fun.. This is a perfect match!!
I should have thought of this earlier! |
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05-31-2001, 06:19 PM
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You have to launch a first strike when your asking the most hated man on the net for help. 12clicks isn't famous for his people skills so he would of called me an idiot regardless of what I asked him.
If mojosearch is not responsible for "acts of God", and 12clicks is God (at least according to 12clicks), can't 12clicks do whatever the fuck he wants? 12clicks I bet that in your kitchen, where the bacon and egg sandwiches flow like cheap wine, you have a plaque that says:"Rule#1. The chef is always right Rule#2. If the chef is wrong, read rule #1." |
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