Cheese.

got to get to 5000 fast eh!

The world's longest hair, grown by Mr. Hook, is 17 feet 2.3 inches (5.24 m) long. Now in his late 80's, Mr. Hook has not had a hair cut since his late teens because he became ill after a trim and a dream warned him against further snips. He washes it once a year.

Go where?

Impressive.

Romper Stomper: "The way i see it, theres only two kinds of kid in this world...kids who like Anamaniacs, and kids who don't like Anamaniacs. So which are you?"

Cartman: "Well uh pesonally..." he tilts his head.
"I don't like Anamaniacs."

Theres a short silence.

Romper Stomper: "Good. Neither do we."

wow

this 30 second rule sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cake

yeah

Cinema clerk: "That'll be six dollars"
Cartman: "OK, and how much is that in pubes?"

It does I think I´ve seen than mesage 500 times today

Did you know that in Scotland, it's illegal to be drunk whilst in possession of a cow?!

Lemon pie.

Kyle: Come on guys, i need to go to Canada to get my brother.

Stan: No dude, it's christmas
Everyone walks away apart from Cartman and kyle

Cartman: Kyle, just to let you know, if it was anyother time of the year... I still wouldn't help you."

:banana

i've been seeing it in my dreams :1orglaugh

1.913 letters is fucking insane..

Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?

:1orglaugh

In minnesota, its illegal to cross the state line with a duck on your head.

100% true!!

Write that 100 times please

Towelly, you're the worst character ever."
"Yeah, I know...

:( :) :glugglug

Untill last year it wasn´t illegal to excape from prison here in Denmark

Giraffes have no vocal cords.


think i saw the 30 second message 5 times between this post and the last

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blaaaaame Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :winkwink:

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Canaduh sucks they try to steal Hans Island from us :feels-hot

that's great

Stan's Dad: Oh, you think so? Bring the shizzle!

Skeeter: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!

Kyles Dad: Yeah?! See you Saturday, makizzer shanna sharilla shaz biuznatch gazizzah!

The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are "screeched" and "strengths."

250 to go

:mad: :1orglaugh :glugglug

infra

Where do you find all this info?

Drugs are bad, Mkay?

chicken nuggets

The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

less than 250 to go

McFeast