wierd stuff hapenning in the world

:eyecrazy :eyecrazy :eyecrazy

The money or the girl?

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http://www.aaascan.com/shoots/Tereza/PB308520.jpg

IeE

The girl and the money :thumbsup :Graucho

... money:-)

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."

The world's largest K-Mart is on the island of Guam. Source: Sal Rutter, Guam

once u have the money the girl will follow!

See sig cuz IwantU!

Now I have returned from pub... So:drinkup

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

less then 300 to go

:Graucho :mad:

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If i never see that message again it will be too soon :BangBang:

Next win is at 5000
and you can win an extra $300 if you are an affiliate
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yes will be there soon

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?



A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you all of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

i'd hit that bony little bitch!

I agree

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i keep going back to look at her.. Shes sexy!

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Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

GRA

IdOwantU!

Q: How can I calculate my body fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: At the gym, a guy asked me to "spot" for him while he did the bench press. What did he mean?
A: "Spotting" for someone means you stand over him while he blows air up your shorts. It's an accepted practice at health clubs; though if you find that it becomes the ONLY reason why you're going in, you probably ought to reevaluate your exercise program

In the game Monopoly, the most money you can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money you can lose in one turn is $5070.

Craven Walker invented the lava lamp, and its contents are colored wax and water.

The national average ACT score is 17

Im baaaaaaack lol Already got credited the 500 bucks from yesterday too. If you huys aint promoting Iwantu yet, click my sig and sign up now. This program rocks! :thumbsup

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I have an old Lava Lamp and mine has colored wax and oil in it.

Just joined today.
So no bonus for me :(

...coolone deserve win:-) ...he has the most posts I think...

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - Good

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?
A: Thicker gravy.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach

are we there soon?
are we there soon?

Not yet I don't
but will have in 11 posts

AGF FOREVER

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If i hit again I think ill buy a new Ipod lol

Alltopnotch 267
coolone 257
Sana Chan 245
Steen2 206
MickeyG 181
.:St Ides:. 179
Keyser Soze 128
LegendaryLars 118
Asgard

Damn AGF I love that sig of yours. Always brings a smile to my face seeing her :thumbsup

How many is this?

:Graucho

:(

By the way anyone got her new cell phone number?? :1orglaugh

About 250 more to go lol

that is what I love to hear :)

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