I have to act like I am gay for one day - help me ! - GoFuckYourself.com

polish_aristocrat · 12-23-2003, 06:04 AM

I think GFY is the proper place to ask about GAY things.
I have to meet a woman and act like I am gay !
How can i do it, if I am straight?
How should I dress, how should I act, how should I speak ?

TiGrrPrr · 12-23-2003, 06:12 AM

Puttin one up the bum might do it.

Compliment her purse or her shoes.

Jedimaster · 12-23-2003, 06:17 AM

ummm,,,why?

Libertine · 12-23-2003, 06:18 AM

There is no "acting gay". Not all gay guys act the same, and most certainly not all of them act feminine. So, just be yourself, but instead of talking about hot women, talk about men

Jedimaster · 12-23-2003, 06:22 AM

Just tell her about the 100's of men you have slept with

DeadFidel · 12-23-2003, 06:23 AM

Just watch Christopher Lloyd and do as he does.

pornanza · 12-23-2003, 07:37 AM

don't listen to them, this is your time to camp it up!

have some fun with it, mince around, be as camp as you can, dress well, and walk around like you have something stuck up your arse.

play the stereotypical gay guy

ryan

johnbosh · 12-23-2003, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by pornanza
don't listen to them, this is your time to camp it up!

have some fun with it, mince around, be as camp as you can, dress well, and walk around like you have something stuck up your arse.

play the stereotypical gay guy

ryan

haha:D

Head · 12-23-2003, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
ummm,,,why?

Ha why?

Dress well a were jewelry

ImPimpin · 12-23-2003, 07:55 AM

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wear one of the gay t-shirts in this thread
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TheLegacy · 12-23-2003, 08:03 AM

If you have to pretend to be someone else - then shes not worth meeting. Being gay has nothing to do with what you wear, talk or act like - simply to a girl, you being gay means that your going to be a friend and not try and get into her pants.

Unless you can be totally revolted by thinking of having sex with a girl - shes going to tell that your not gay - so dont even pretend. You will only offend her / embarass yourself and any real decent gay males who are around you that you have just made fun of.

CamChicks · 12-23-2003, 08:07 AM

just shave (or draw) a mustache exactly like this:

cheap and simple. clearly gay, but not cliche enough to raise suspicion.

slapass · 12-23-2003, 08:18 AM

I don't have the clothes or style to be gay. Get a nice pair of shoes. It is all about shoes if you are gay.

KraZ · 12-23-2003, 08:53 AM

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Originally posted by slapass
I don't have the clothes or style to be gay. Get a nice pair of shoes. It is all about shoes if you are gay.

Bingo! We have a winner!

JamesK · 12-23-2003, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
just shave (or draw) a mustache exactly like this:

cheap and simple. clearly gay, but not cliche enough to raise suspicion.

fyrflygrl · 12-23-2003, 09:20 AM

Hee, hee.. my suggestions for looking/acting gay:

1) Pull some time in front of the boob tube watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'.

2) Twist your hips when you walk.

3) Do that crazy thing where your elbows look like they're attached to your sides, but your forearms flail... a LOT.

4) Wear one item of clothing that's plaid, and an additional item that's striped.... and dude that mentioned shoes was right...wear really nice shoes.

5) For God's sake do NOT wear white socks and dark shoes... gay guys (and smart guys) wouldn't be caught dead doing that!!

Fyrflygrl

polish_aristocrat · 12-23-2003, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by fyrflygrl

3) Do that crazy thing where your elbows look like they're attached to your sides, but your forearms flail... a LOT.

haha, that's the best advice so far, thanks

DeadFidel · 12-23-2003, 09:28 AM

Troubles me that too many of us seem to know a little too much about acting gay

fyrflygrl · 12-23-2003, 09:29 AM

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12-23-2003, 06:04 AM	#1
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I have to act like I am gay for one day - help me ! I think GFY is the proper place to ask about GAY things. I have to meet a woman and act like I am gay ! How can i do it, if I am straight? How should I dress, how should I act, how should I speak ? __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

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Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	There is no "acting gay". Not all gay guys act the same, and most certainly not all of them act feminine. So, just be yourself, but instead of talking about hot women, talk about men __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

12-23-2003, 07:37 AM	#7
pornanza Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: East Village Posts: 238	don't listen to them, this is your time to camp it up! have some fun with it, mince around, be as camp as you can, dress well, and walk around like you have something stuck up your arse. play the stereotypical gay guy ryan __________________ Eskimo Hoe QuickWank Pornanza!

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TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 16,528	If you have to pretend to be someone else - then shes not worth meeting. Being gay has nothing to do with what you wear, talk or act like - simply to a girl, you being gay means that your going to be a friend and not try and get into her pants. Unless you can be totally revolted by thinking of having sex with a girl - shes going to tell that your not gay - so dont even pretend. You will only offend her / embarass yourself and any real decent gay males who are around you that you have just made fun of. __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

12-23-2003, 08:07 AM	#12
CamChicks Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: godless northwest Posts: 1,552	just shave (or draw) a mustache exactly like this: cheap and simple. clearly gay, but not cliche enough to raise suspicion. __________________ camchicks.com

12-23-2003, 06:12 AM	#2
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	Puttin one up the bum might do it. Compliment her purse or her shoes.

12-23-2003, 06:17 AM	#3
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	ummm,,,why?

12-23-2003, 06:22 AM	#5
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	Just tell her about the 100's of men you have slept with

12-23-2003, 06:23 AM	#6
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,745	Just watch Christopher Lloyd and do as he does.

12-23-2003, 07:55 AM	#10
ImPimpin So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Syd, Australia Posts: 273	hang out at http://www.gayspankbank.com signup to his first huge cock and gay hitch hiker..... wear one of the gay t-shirts in this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=212193

12-23-2003, 08:18 AM	#13
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	I don't have the clothes or style to be gay. Get a nice pair of shoes. It is all about shoes if you are gay.

12-23-2003, 09:20 AM	#16
fyrflygrl Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 250	Hee, hee.. my suggestions for looking/acting gay: 1) Pull some time in front of the boob tube watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'. 2) Twist your hips when you walk. 3) Do that crazy thing where your elbows look like they're attached to your sides, but your forearms flail... a LOT. 4) Wear one item of clothing that's plaid, and an additional item that's striped.... and dude that mentioned shoes was right...wear really nice shoes. 5) For God's sake do NOT wear white socks and dark shoes... gay guys (and smart guys) wouldn't be caught dead doing that!! Fyrflygrl __________________ Fyrflygrl! Reciprocal links are great, but you can get High Ranked one way links at LinkAdage Auctions!

12-23-2003, 09:28 AM	#18
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,745	Troubles me that too many of us seem to know a little too much about acting gay

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