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ADL Colin · 10-29-2004, 01:52 AM

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation. A man enters the bar, orders a drink.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,
supermodels, etc.

Really impressed, the man ! leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

Joe Citizen · 10-29-2004, 01:57 AM

Good one Colin!

BRISK · 10-29-2004, 01:59 AM

Doctor Dre · 10-29-2004, 06:07 AM

OMG I didn't see this one coming

Doctor Dre · 10-29-2004, 06:08 AM

And the thread title already tell us the punch . Dumb me

NoCarrier · 10-29-2004, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
And the thread title already tell us the punch . Dumb me

"So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

Raf1 · 10-29-2004, 07:23 AM

that's funny and very true at the same time

10-29-2004, 01:52 AM	#1
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Bush and IQ A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation. A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc. Really impressed, the man ! leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?" __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

10-29-2004, 01:59 AM	#3
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10-29-2004, 07:23 AM	#7
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	that's funny and very true at the same time __________________ 80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs \| RSS & Tube Feeds \| Matching Thumbs \| FLV Browser & Exporter \| No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557

10-29-2004, 01:57 AM	#2
Joe Citizen Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,552	Good one Colin!