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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Do ducks sneeze?

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Scratch and sniff :glugglug

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Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?

Don?t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

What do mermaids eat?

If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?

If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?

If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?

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If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?

Why are all farms red?

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why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

Are there female leprechauns?

Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

haha that picture is hilarious, nice photoshop! :thumbsup

I just hit you up

Do fish sleep?

yes, theyre leprec.u.n.t.s :winkwink:

Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

Wow... this is a long thread.

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do pigs pull ham strings?

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

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Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?

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