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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

All Pickup Lines

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

re you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

fucking postbots

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you Natasha, my contact?

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]

... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".