My bad no prize for 1500.. time to sleep. :1orglaugh

Sweet:glugglug

robble robble

Billy Weans :Graucho

I need a nice glass of wine and a hot bubble bath

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How come there are no wine drinking smiley faces?

Is hotlinking Bad?:glugglug

Some useless facts:
The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph

Ok, forget the bubble bath. I'm much rather be at the beach laying out in the sun!

:waaaaahh

15 to go

"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

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Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.

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It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

This is ridiculous...no 1500 winner.... :BangBang:

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.

Ummmm, ewwwwwwww!

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!

50 lol

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Most lipstick contains fish scales!

Fuck it...time to pad the count....no bots here

This is a good one...
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length.

Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better."

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The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

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Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

http://www.renegadetgp.com/mov4.jpg :feels-hot

25% of women think money makes a man sexier

http://www.renegadetgp.com/mov5.jpg :)

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in
coins without being able to make change
for a dollar.

http://www.renegadetgp.com/mov7.jpg :Graucho

There are currently more $100 bills in Russia then there are in the
United States.