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V_RocKs · 03-07-2005, 06:53 PM

It would be so extra special if you would create yourself a system similar to panchodog.com. A system that remembers WHO I AM... Then when you send me an email it doesn't need to be like so,

Yo webmasters,

We are excited to bring to you some more galleries where you will have to hunt down your codes because we are not bright enough to automate the process! Nice huh! So everyone go out and find your codes and replace the little X's. Have a good one and don't forget to promote us!

http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Little School Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=XXXXXX;Hot Super Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Little Brandy in Yellow
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=XXXXXX;Hot little Teen in Glasses
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...XXXXXX;Topless Brandy in Sheer Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Brandy in white cotton Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Brandy slipping off jeans

That just pisses the fuck out of me... I want an email that says,

Hey Jay,

Nice to see that our galleries are converting 1:650 on your TGP traffic. We have added some more FHG's and I just wanted to give them to you here so you can easily import them into your system. Have a good one and thanks for promoting us!

http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Little School Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=874057;Hot Super Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Little Brandy in Yellow
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=874057;Hot little Teen in Glasses
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...874057;Topless Brandy in Sheer Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Brandy in white cotton Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Brandy slipping off jeans

Is it that fucking hard? Just about ever sponsor who isn't using CCBILL's program does this for me... I get emails with shit I can cut and paste into my DB... I get sales that day.... nice...

Pornwolf · 03-07-2005, 07:14 PM

Hmm, so you are asking for a bit of effort from the sponsors. I think that's fair. I doubt a damn thing will change, even though it's just a simple php script that can do that.

Juicy D. Links · 03-07-2005, 07:17 PM

Yo webmasters,

ololololol

just a punk · 03-07-2005, 07:45 PM

We just were thinking to implement such a mailing system for our ccbill adverts. I event started to make a mailing script, but stopped because I thought it's not really useful thing for the affiliates. Now it's a little bit funny, isn't it?

After Shock Media · 03-07-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Hmm, so you are asking for a bit of effort from the sponsors. I think that's fair. I doubt a damn thing will change, even though it's just a simple php script that can do that.

I hope that is sarcasm in the first sentance.
If not when was the last time an affiliate offered a sponsor more? Over the course of several years and snowballing faster and faster, affiliates have been given more and more.
At one time a sponsor would have the site, offer up some banners if you were not inclined to make your own and some promo content. Affiliates had to work to make money.
Then came an abunance of free content, free hosting, free hosted galleries, free hosted free sites, custom banners/fpas/hpas/templates, exportable gallery databases, high quality pre-thumbed images, text description, free scripts, payouts via several options, and even then that is not enough.

pornguy · 03-07-2005, 08:06 PM

It will never be enough.

After Shock Media · 03-07-2005, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

It will never be enough.

Futre ICQ Conversation between an affiliate and sponsor:
Affiliate: hey buy me this domain, set up this type of site for me, and I would like it to update every day at midnight.
Sponsor: Which Niche?
Affiliate: Whichever one is converting the best this week.
Sponsor: OK will be done in an hour. Your personal webmaster will be lupe.
Affiliate: AN HOUR WTF!
Sponsor: That is just a worst case situation.
Affiliate: Ok better be

Sponsor: What is your paymenow account number?
Affiliate: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIZ ARE YOU RUNNIN YOU HAVE MY DAMN INFO!!!!!!!!
Sponsor: I am sorry my fault I will make it up to you, we will have your site up and running in less than an hour, the traffic will start hitting it right after it goes live, expect payment in 2 hours max for your first sign ups.
Affiliate: HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT MAKING IT UP TO ME!
Sponsor: I did not get to finish, we are also raising your payouts to 70.00 per sign up.
Affiliate: OK

(20 minutes latter)
Sponsor: Your site is up and recieving traffic and already converting at 1:200
Affiliate: FUCK OFF, I SWITCHED TO SOMEONE ELSE YOU TOOK TO FUCKING LONG THEY ARE REDIRECTING IT ALL IN A FEW MINUTES.

jimmyf · 03-07-2005, 08:25 PM

CCBill sponsors, have already gone to the next level in marketing, it's called ** SPAM **.

if you want to spam just sign-up with ccbill

Fletch XXX · 03-07-2005, 08:27 PM

i agree.

i dont bother reading sponsor emails unless they contain codes with working link codes in them.

so few sponsors do this

DateDoc · 03-07-2005, 08:28 PM

OMG, that would be so awesome. Copy, paste, review. Shit, you can even spell my name wrong or say hey you! I don't care just make it easy to import. Better yet hook up with Comus then all I have to do is click on the link that says get galleries and it snags all of them, deletes dupes, attaches my affiliate code and wam bam thank you ma'am we are all done. Your galleries are getting traffic and I can go have a drink! WooHoo!! Party like the wife is out of town!

DateDoc · 03-07-2005, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi

Futre ICQ Conversation between an affiliate and sponsor:
Affiliate: hey buy me this domain, set up this type of site for me, and I would like it to update every day at midnight.
Sponsor: Which Niche?
Affiliate: Whichever one is converting the best this week.
Sponsor: OK will be done in an hour. Your personal webmaster will be lupe.
Affiliate: AN HOUR WTF!
Sponsor: That is just a worst case situation.
Affiliate: Ok better be

Sponsor: What is your paymenow account number?
Affiliate: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIZ ARE YOU RUNNIN YOU HAVE MY DAMN INFO!!!!!!!!
Sponsor: I am sorry my fault I will make it up to you, we will have your site up and running in less than an hour, the traffic will start hitting it right after it goes live, expect payment in 2 hours max for your first sign ups.
Affiliate: HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT MAKING IT UP TO ME!
Sponsor: I did not get to finish, we are also raising your payouts to 70.00 per sign up.
Affiliate: OK

(20 minutes latter)
Sponsor: Your site is up and recieving traffic and already converting at 1:200
Affiliate: FUCK OFF, I SWITCHED TO SOMEONE ELSE YOU TOOK TO FUCKING LONG THEY ARE REDIRECTING IT ALL IN A FEW MINUTES.

LOL, come on you know they have this shit all premade and ready to go. 20 minutes is way too long for them to take!!!!!!!!

Wolfy · 03-07-2005, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

OMG, that would be so awesome. Copy, paste, review. Shit, you can even spell my name wrong or say hey you! I don't care just make it easy to import. Better yet hook up with Comus then all I have to do is click on the link that says get galleries and it snags all of them, deletes dupes, attaches my affiliate code and wam bam thank you ma'am we are all done. Your galleries are getting traffic and I can go have a drink! WooHoo!! Party like the wife is out of town!

that needed to be said again :D

FiReC · 03-07-2005, 09:13 PM

word, ill start doing this on the next nubiles update.

CyberBachelor · 03-07-2005, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

It would be so extra special if you would create yourself a system similar to panchodog.com. A system that remembers WHO I AM... Then when you send me an email it doesn't need to be like so,

Yo webmasters,

We are excited to bring to you some more galleries where you will have to hunt down your codes because we are not bright enough to automate the process! Nice huh! So everyone go out and find your codes and replace the little X's. Have a good one and don't forget to promote us!

http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Little School Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=XXXXXX;Hot Super Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Little Brandy in Yellow
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=XXXXXX;Hot little Teen in Glasses
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...XXXXXX;Topless Brandy in Sheer Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Brandy in white cotton Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Brandy slipping off jeans

That just pisses the fuck out of me... I want an email that says,

Hey Jay,

Nice to see that our galleries are converting 1:650 on your TGP traffic. We have added some more FHG's and I just wanted to give them to you here so you can easily import them into your system. Have a good one and thanks for promoting us!

http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Little School Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=874057;Hot Super Girl Brandy
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Little Brandy in Yellow
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=874057;Hot little Teen in Glasses
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...874057;Topless Brandy in Sheer Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Brandy in white cotton Panties
http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Brandy slipping off jeans

Is it that fucking hard? Just about ever sponsor who isn't using CCBILL's program does this for me... I get emails with shit I can cut and paste into my DB... I get sales that day.... nice...

since a badgirlbucks site was used as an example.. please check out the badgirlbucks site.. we now have it where you can set your cookie

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V_RocKs · 03-07-2005, 09:32 PM

I like the set your cookie.. now just remember me for life. So many of you set it for like... a day... 3 days... a week.. a month... how about this revelation... A YEAR!

V_RocKs · 03-07-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi

Futre ICQ Conversation between an affiliate and sponsor:
Affiliate: hey buy me this domain, set up this type of site for me, and I would like it to update every day at midnight.
Sponsor: Which Niche?
Affiliate: Whichever one is converting the best this week.
Sponsor: OK will be done in an hour. Your personal webmaster will be lupe.
Affiliate: AN HOUR WTF!
Sponsor: That is just a worst case situation.
Affiliate: Ok better be

Sponsor: What is your paymenow account number?
Affiliate: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIZ ARE YOU RUNNIN YOU HAVE MY DAMN INFO!!!!!!!!
Sponsor: I am sorry my fault I will make it up to you, we will have your site up and running in less than an hour, the traffic will start hitting it right after it goes live, expect payment in 2 hours max for your first sign ups.
Affiliate: HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT MAKING IT UP TO ME!
Sponsor: I did not get to finish, we are also raising your payouts to 70.00 per sign up.
Affiliate: OK

(20 minutes latter)
Sponsor: Your site is up and recieving traffic and already converting at 1:200
Affiliate: FUCK OFF, I SWITCHED TO SOMEONE ELSE YOU TOOK TO FUCKING LONG THEY ARE REDIRECTING IT ALL IN A FEW MINUTES.

What kind of time frame are you projecting on this? I'd like to semi-retire and come back when it is in place.

03-07-2005, 06:53 PM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	CCBill sponsors, it is time to go to the next level in marketing! (not an ad) It would be so extra special if you would create yourself a system similar to panchodog.com. A system that remembers WHO I AM... Then when you send me an email it doesn't need to be like so, Yo webmasters, We are excited to bring to you some more galleries where you will have to hunt down your codes because we are not bright enough to automate the process! Nice huh! So everyone go out and find your codes and replace the little X's. Have a good one and don't forget to promote us! http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Little School Girl Brandy http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=XXXXXX;Hot Super Girl Brandy http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Little Brandy in Yellow http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=XXXXXX;Hot little Teen in Glasses http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...XXXXXX;Topless Brandy in Sheer Panties http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Brandy in white cotton Panties http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=XXXXXX;Brandy slipping off jeans That just pisses the fuck out of me... I want an email that says, Hey Jay, Nice to see that our galleries are converting 1:650 on your TGP traffic. We have added some more FHG's and I just wanted to give them to you here so you can easily import them into your system. Have a good one and thanks for promoting us! http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Little School Girl Brandy http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=874057;Hot Super Girl Brandy http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Little Brandy in Yellow http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...ate=874057;Hot little Teen in Glasses http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...874057;Topless Brandy in Sheer Panties http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Brandy in white cotton Panties http://www.brandysbubble.com/galleri...=874057;Brandy slipping off jeans Is it that fucking hard? Just about ever sponsor who isn't using CCBILL's program does this for me... I get emails with shit I can cut and paste into my DB... I get sales that day.... nice...

03-07-2005, 07:14 PM	#2
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Hmm, so you are asking for a bit of effort from the sponsors. I think that's fair. I doubt a damn thing will change, even though it's just a simple php script that can do that. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

03-07-2005, 07:45 PM	#4
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,384	We just were thinking to implement such a mailing system for our ccbill adverts. I event started to make a mailing script, but stopped because I thought it's not really useful thing for the affiliates. Now it's a little bit funny, isn't it? __________________ Obey the Cowgod Last edited by just a punk; 03-07-2005 at 07:47 PM..

03-07-2005, 08:06 PM	#6
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03-07-2005, 08:25 PM	#8
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03-07-2005, 07:17 PM	#3
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03-07-2005, 08:27 PM	#9
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03-07-2005, 08:28 PM	#10
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	OMG, that would be so awesome. Copy, paste, review. Shit, you can even spell my name wrong or say hey you! I don't care just make it easy to import. Better yet hook up with Comus then all I have to do is click on the link that says get galleries and it snags all of them, deletes dupes, attaches my affiliate code and wam bam thank you ma'am we are all done. Your galleries are getting traffic and I can go have a drink! WooHoo!! Party like the wife is out of town! __________________

03-07-2005, 09:13 PM	#13
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03-07-2005, 09:32 PM	#15
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I like the set your cookie.. now just remember me for life. So many of you set it for like... a day... 3 days... a week.. a month... how about this revelation... A YEAR!