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nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:30 PM

Yes, I am here to answer the honest truth, everything you wanted to know.

nik

Spunky · 06-04-2005, 08:31 PM

Does size matter?

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:32 PM

50% it is size, 50% it is talent.

chase · 06-04-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

50% it is size, 50% it is talent.

As a woman, I concur

Funky Bastard · 06-04-2005, 08:33 PM

Are all women Sluts?

GiantGnome · 06-04-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

50% it is size, 50% it is talent.

What about hardness?

sonofsam · 06-04-2005, 08:34 PM

when we ask whats wrong, and you say nothing.... do we have to ask again? or can we get away with just saying "ok" ?

JJ Gold · 06-04-2005, 08:34 PM

Do women really hate bald men? What about guys with hair pieces? I wear a high end unit and most people cannot tell the difference but sometimes it is a pain to keep up the facade.

Thanks for your time.

sonofsam · 06-04-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Funky Bastard

Are all women Sluts?

you'll never know, virgin. Now stfu.

xlogger · 06-04-2005, 08:34 PM

You know when girls say they are go both ways. Why are they lying? When you know they have never slept with a girl or like the pussy. They just say it to get attention, and because they know guys love that. Most not all.

Spunky · 06-04-2005, 08:34 PM

So if I had a 3 inch dink ..it wouldn't matter as long as I was great in the sack?

Squishy · 06-04-2005, 08:35 PM

Do you really like Megadeth, or are you just trying to fuck me?

Funky Bastard · 06-04-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

you'll never know, virgin. Now stfu.

Nobody was asking your gay ass! now back to my question "Are All women Sluts"?

Tango · 06-04-2005, 08:36 PM

why are women so moody sometimes?

sometimes they want to get nailed non-stop for days
other times they will virtually kill ya - if you touch em

speaking from a man's perspective - I'll take it any time of the day / night - for months and years on end ;)

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Funky Bastard

Are all women Sluts?

no, some play the slut, which is different

BillyHoe · 06-04-2005, 08:36 PM

Why are women such a pain in the ass at times?

Terry · 06-04-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

So if I had a 3 inch dink ..it wouldn't matter as long as I was great in the sack?

When she says 50% size and 50% talent .. would that make a 3 incher a 1.5 incher?

Funky Bastard · 06-04-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

no, some play the slut, which is different

Wrong you fail! All Women and girls are sluts!

ProjectNaked · 06-04-2005, 08:37 PM

why are ALL women only interested in marrage/kids/picket fence/ etc... Is it controlable or does the biological clock completely control you???

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

What about hardness?

well, you cannot do much without that...you can't shoot pool with a rope...

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

when we ask whats wrong, and you say nothing.... do we have to ask again? or can we get away with just saying "ok" ?

if we say nothing... something is not going well...but in any case it is always better to shut up, and maybe wait til next day and ask

Lycanthrope · 06-04-2005, 08:39 PM

should I stop abrubtly and just spit a stray hair out, or should I try to be slick and grab it with my fingers while still maintaining tongue-to-clit contact?

Squishy · 06-04-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

why are ALL women only interested in marrage/kids/picket fence/ etc... Is it controlable or does the biological clock completely control you???

Oh...that rings true. Where's my money, bitch?!?!

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Gold

Do women really hate bald men? What about guys with hair pieces? I wear a high end unit and most people cannot tell the difference but sometimes it is a pain to keep up the facade.

Thanks for your time.

Women consider bald guys to be more virile, in any case, it is better to look natural, than crazy fake hair attempts.

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

You know when girls say they are go both ways. Why are they lying? When you know they have never slept with a girl or like the pussy. They just say it to get attention, and because they know guys love that. Most not all.

That is something only a teenager will say, a woman that goes both ways doesn't preach about it.

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

So if I had a 3 inch dink ..it wouldn't matter as long as I was great in the sack?

exactly, you got it right, but you have to show those 3 inches with pride and happiness!

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Squishy

Do you really like Megadeth, or are you just trying to fuck me?

huh huh huh?

Spunky · 06-04-2005, 08:44 PM

Why does it always happen..you ask is there something wrong and women always say nothing...and then freak out on you later on

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

why are women so moody sometimes?

sometimes they want to get nailed non-stop for days
other times they will virtually kill ya - if you touch em

speaking from a man's perspective - I'll take it any time of the day / night - for months and years on end ;)

We have too many hormones coming and going, I guess sometimes it affects the brain, and other times it is just to have a bit of fun. Permanent moodiness equals constipated women.

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyHoe

Why are women such a pain in the ass at times?

Because we like to our men to give us a lot of attention

Squishy · 06-04-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

huh huh huh?

You need a Sirius radio, and I'm smokin' hot...so there.

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

When she says 50% size and 50% talent .. would that make a 3 incher a 1.5 incher?

If he has 3 inches and doesn't know what to do with it, yes

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Funky Bastard

Wrong you fail! All Women and girls are sluts!

No, they can be slutty for a while, but they really want to fall in love. They play the slut to show some power, but just that.

Mike Okitch · 06-04-2005, 08:50 PM

Should I do my tongue twirl clockwise or counterclockwise?

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

why are ALL women only interested in marrage/kids/picket fence/ etc... Is it controlable or does the biological clock completely control you???

Some women get really anxious about this, especially if they are in their mid twenties, but there is a biological call that makes us want to have a baby if we are really in love with a man. I guess men live it as a pressure, yet this is the most any woman can give you, if she wants this, she really loves you.
Unless you found the bitch that is after your money.

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

should I stop abrubtly and just spit a stray hair out, or should I try to be slick and grab it with my fingers while still maintaining tongue-to-clit contact?

be slick, but you can also have fun and say wot just happenned and if she has a good sense of humour you will have a blast.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 06-04-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

Women consider bald guys to be more virile, in any case, it is better to look natural, than crazy fake hair attempts.

What about a fake beard?

I usually wear a fake (Amish looking) beard and a red bandana when I am trying to ask a girl out. I always thought that they "helped" but maybe you can tell me otherwise?

I also almost always clip on a fake "rat tail" and dress in a clever t-shirt with a funny saying so that I look like I'm on the cutting edge. Please let me know if I am on the right track.

GiantGnome · 06-04-2005, 08:53 PM

when your date tells you to get lost and says tonight was the worst date she has ever had and she never wants to see you again, is it ok to ask her if you can call her tomorrow?

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Why does it always happen..you ask is there something wrong and women always say nothing...and then freak out on you later on

We tend to have some delayed reactions, guys are more spontaneus than women.

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Should I do my tongue twirl clockwise or counterclockwise?

If you haven't figured that out already, you might consider a monastery - btw wanna buy a paysite account?

ProjectNaked · 06-04-2005, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

Some women get really anxious about this, especially if they are in their mid twenties, but there is a biological call that makes us want to have a baby if we are really in love with a man. I guess men live it as a pressure, yet this is the most any woman can give you, if she wants this, she really loves you.
Unless you found the bitch that is after your money.

How do you filter out the hotties wanting to party from the hotties wanting a family...I hate it when girls go "psycho" about not being serious....

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

What about a fake beard?

I usually wear a fake (Amish looking) beard and a red bandana when I am trying to ask a girl out. I always thought that they "helped" but maybe you can tell me otherwise?

I also almost always clip on a fake "rat tail" and dress in a clever t-shirt with a funny saying so that I look like I'm on the cutting edge. Please let me know if I am on the right track.

You are definetly there! You are the man every woman wants! Are you attending the white trash party? Maybe a mull for the occasion?

nikad · 06-04-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

when your date tells you to get lost and says tonight was the worst date she has ever had and she never wants to see you again, is it ok to ask her if you can call her tomorrow?

Don't ask, maybe call her the next day if she was worth it, otherwise, keep looking

Mike Okitch · 06-04-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

If you haven't figured that out already, you might consider a monastery - btw wanna buy a paysite account?

I'm afraid of catholic priests

GiantGnome · 06-04-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad

Don't ask, maybe call her the next day if she was worth it, otherwise, keep looking

even though i showed up wearing the same dress she had on?

nikad · 06-04-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

How do you filter out the hotties wanting to party from the hotties wanting a family...I hate it when girls go "psycho" about not being serious....

Be straight forward, make sure to mention that you are not planning to get married in the next few years, so the party ones will stay at least, and the others will go chase somebody else - or if they are really interested, they will keep their mouth shut

nikad · 06-04-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

I'm afraid of catholic priests

But I heard that they practice sex a lot, hehehe

nikad · 06-04-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

even though i showed up wearing the same dress she had on?

Yes, some women like men that play around with girlie clothes, this is not for everybody, but why not?

nikad · 06-04-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Squishy

You need a Sirius radio, and I'm smokin' hot...so there.

are you high?

Kevsh · 06-04-2005, 09:05 PM

Why do so many women love tear-jerkers (romantic flicks) where the man does something incredibly romantic and wins her heart, but in real life if their man starts getting all mushy with them they think he's a weak, pathetic, spineless loser?

(Okay, besides the obvious: Their man is not Brad Pitt)

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