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For my MMA peeps... Why Tae Kwon Do will get you killed.
http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1...Y0459CJJQWAWSE
It's so funny watching these fights, I keep hearing either Rorion or Rener Gracie yelling that the headlock is the most common position you will find yourself on the ground against an untrained fighter. Then seeing Travis, that's the MMA guy, go for the cross face to either go for a RNC or armbar, and then change his mind and... Well you'll see for yourself. I laughed the whole time, this is the attitude of almost every Tae Kwon Do/Kickboxer I've ever met. |
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wow......
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downloading...
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ouch. any idea what happened to him? what broke?
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Nothing. The TKD had the air knocked out of him bad.
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Monte Cox the promoter of the show relayed the following form the fight that took place in 1998.
Geeeezzz... I've explained this fight so many times and yet it keeps reappearing... 1. Fulton flew in the day of the show from Brazil to compete in a 4-man 200-pound tournament. 2. Bullock came to my hotel room three days in a row begging for a fight and talking shit... I turned him away each time. 3. Fulton was a little over the limit (like a pound) and the other fighters in the tourney wouldn't let him compete. 4. I had nobody for Travis to fight and he had flown all the way from Brazil. 5. Bullock came to my room while I was trying to figure things out... he said he wanted a chance and that I was scared he'd hurt somebody, etc... 6. I told him I would let him fight in the show. 7. I told Travis I would let him fight, but that he was much bigger and was not allowed to stand with the guy, or hit him... that he had to take the guy down and submit him. 8. Bullock had zero injuries... just the wind knocked out of him. 9. We had 5,500 people there and it was a great show... |
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that's hilarious... the taekwondo guy is all psyched and showing his skills and trying to look mean and everything and the JJ guy walks in all laid back and limping a bit and yet he takes him out like that. Too funny!
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saw it a couple of days ago. fucking brutal. did john marsh teach us nothing?
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Mental Note: Don't put a headlock on a guy who can one-arm slam you... |
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Oh sorry, it was animal mother who said that, not dig.
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Past their due date, so you've seen this before? |
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god damn! i never knew a body slam could fuck someone up so bad
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I saw Ryron Gracie send a BJJ black belt off in an ambulance with a 12 inch drop at a tournament not too long ago. When the guy's back hit the ground it sounded like a bomb going off, and he just slowly went limp... |
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That guy was way in over his head.
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That big guy was a pussy. Slamming oooh. What is that WWF? Shit fight dirty? Hell I'd put my face underneath his crotch and BITE. See how he body slamms me with his penis in my mouth.
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One thing good about Judo is learning how to breakfall. But the way he slammed him, I don't know how he could have done it...You gotta let that air out of your lungs BEFORE you hit the mat...don't let the mat push the air out for you.
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ouch!.. that sure hurts
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oooooooooooooooooo uuuch
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Damn that has to hurt.
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you do realize plenty of guys have gone right to sleep from slams, right?
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what codec is needed to view these??
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let me ask you a question. if it's the headbutt, and they hit each other in the exact same spot, how come rampage doesn't even flinch, let alone get knocked out? also, could you please list all of the other instances in which an mma fighter gets knocked out cold by a headbutt. thank you.
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![]() don't you see boxers and nhb headbutting people to force cuts? why doesn't the fighter who headbutts doesn't get cut??? because the fighter forced the hit...
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Dunefield,
what is the name of your japgirl? Thanks. |
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and fighters who use headbutts to force cut stoppages aren't using the middle of their forehead against the middle of their opponent's forehead. use some common sense. do you believe that rampage/arona should be ruled a NC, seeing as an illegal strike ended the fight?
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think about it he's slamming down someone so he has the force whilst arona doesn't have any hence he is the one making the headbutt... the momentum of the accidental headbutt was in rampage's favour... and that comes down to simple logic... you really don't need to be a mma expert to figure out something like that... and yes technically it is a no contest and arona tried to contest the decision after the fight... but how is the ref to know when something like that happens so fast...
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i recommend you open up the .avi file and watch it AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN and even listen to what rampage has to say after the fight...
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thank you, professor. now explain to me how you can tell at what point arona is knocked out.
btw, arona contesting the decision means nothing. a brazilian has never accepted defeat gracefully in our lifetime. convince me and i'll admit i'm wrong, an ability you don't seem to possess. upload the video from your computer and show me the angle i'm missing.
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This thread is useless without continuous Kung Fu movies:
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HAHAHAHA!!! now you're using stupidity saying brazilians never accept defeat gracefully... i guess sakuraba rorting the gracies 3 times isn't a great example of brazilians accepting a loss... hey i'll even give you an url to a mma torrent site so you can download the video... i've explained the scenario over and over and yet you're too stubborn to accept my replies and resort to twisting of words... you truly are dense...
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that looks painful as fuck
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Wait Fulton now knocked out Arona? HAHAHAHA |
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With an 8 ft drop, you're gonna be knocked out more than half the time it happens. That's a HUGE FUCKING IMPACT, delivered by a professional who's doing everything he can to maximize the trauma. Which do YOU think is most likely to cause the knockout? |
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Being lifted 2 feet of the ground and then slammed into the mat sucks major fucking ass. I imagine anything more than 2 feet to be way worse. |
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downloading the vids now....
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I let him down gently because I didn't want to kill him. Rener looked at me like he was very disappointed, just looked at me and shook his head sadly LOL! |
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