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azguy · 08-14-2005, 07:11 PM

How many members of the Bush Administration, does it take to change a light bulb?

One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.

One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs changing.

One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton, for the new light bulb.

One to photograph Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a ladder under a banner which says, "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail, how Bush was literally in the dark.

One to viciously smear some Democrat, who made fun of the light bulb changing affair.

One to campaign on TV and at rallies, on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb, and screwing the country.

And finally one to explain that 9/11 changed everything, including the light bulb, and that Bush knew nothing about it burning out, or the WTC falling down...in advance.

JuiceMonkey · 08-14-2005, 07:22 PM

i hate jokes that are that long

llporter · 08-14-2005, 07:27 PM

1,715 US Soldiers dead since "Mission Accomplished"

directfiesta · 08-14-2005, 07:40 PM

funny joke ....

Oups, Is it a joke or reality?

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 12:35 AM

..THanks. Now I know where the tax payers' money are heading.

nofx · 08-15-2005, 12:37 AM

08-14-2005, 07:11 PM	#1
azguy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 5,167	Mission Accomplished How many members of the Bush Administration, does it take to change a light bulb? One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs changing. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb. One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton, for the new light bulb. One to photograph Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a ladder under a banner which says, "Light Bulb Change Accomplished." One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail, how Bush was literally in the dark. One to viciously smear some Democrat, who made fun of the light bulb changing affair. One to campaign on TV and at rallies, on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb, and screwing the country. And finally one to explain that 9/11 changed everything, including the light bulb, and that Bush knew nothing about it burning out, or the WTC falling down...in advance.

08-14-2005, 07:22 PM	#2
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	i hate jokes that are that long __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

08-14-2005, 07:40 PM	#4
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,587	funny joke .... Oups, Is it a joke or reality? __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

08-15-2005, 12:35 AM	#5
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	..THanks. Now I know where the tax payers' money are heading. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold. Last edited by PixeLs; 08-15-2005 at 12:36 AM..

08-15-2005, 12:37 AM	#6
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	__________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

08-14-2005, 07:27 PM	#3
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	1,715 US Soldiers dead since "Mission Accomplished"