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Does Your Cat Kick Ass?
I've known two cats that have my vote for 'Kick Ass'!
One was a tabby male that was so ruthless a mouser that mice used to hang out OUTSIDE his apartment until he left to go outside. We used to always know when he was home with my pal who owned him and the store owner who lived downstairs used to love that cat cause he would fuck up some mice bad. The mice were there because there was a lot nearby with garbage. If you played with that cat you had to put on boxing gloves cause he would fuck you up. One day my pal was fussing with him and this cat grabbed his glove and latched onto the carpet and almost pulled his ass down to the floor. Amazing. Another cat is a neighbor's cat here in California. I saw this cat jump six feet straight up in the air and snag a fucking bird from a fig tree and the bird was wrapped in the leaf like a damned taco. That shit was amazing! This cat is the terror of the neighborhood and he is BIG. He has kicked possums asses and big ass rats and even one day I went into my yard and saw a pile of feathers that looked like a new carpet had been layed down and in the middle was a fucking hawk that this cat had gotten hold of that morning and fucked it up. There were feathers EVERYWHERE. I didn't know a bird had that many feathers. I've seen some hawks and some are small and some big. This one was medium sized and young. No flaws except a broken neck and a missing head top. Did you or do you own a cat that is a bad ass? |
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No, I really think my cat is a punce. He's afraid of everything that moves, and can't be in room alone.
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I love to racism, bro!
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single male + cat = gay
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Yes I do. His name is Ralph and he is bad ass. He is a great hunter but his thing is people. He has attacked my nephew, my niece and a co-worker. They were bleeding every where. He comes up to you nice and sweet and wants to sniff ya out. Then if you stick your hand down and start to pet or play with him for some reason he gets aggravated and stands up on his back legs and starts biting the shit out of you at the same time he is screaming too. It's kinda creepy. He makes you bleed with his bites. I love him so much. But I did make him that way. I always taught him to fight and to fight on top.
He is not huge but he is mean. And he is my boy! ![]()
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That's a gorgeous lookin' cat! How old? |
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I love to racism, bro!
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single male + cat = gay
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I have an outdoors cat (just during daylight hours). He is very large, confident, friendly cat. Since I am downtown, you don't see too many cats wandering around so everyone has noticed or played with him or he has followed them into their apartments for a visit...Sometimes he will lie on the busy sidewalk and make people/dogs/bikes...go around him. I live across the street from the ocean, so he likes eating seagulls.
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Get a real fucking pet...like a dog.
My buddy had a lab that, if he got out, would chase down the cats and literally eat them. Nothing left of the pussy but the fur. Damn dog killed almost all the cats in the neighborhood.
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Just call me Tala! :)
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My beloved cat is called Gollum. He has Down's syndrome, (yes cats can get it too), and an enlarged heart.
![]() He's cuddly and loves me like nothing else. I am his personal human, though he likes to get attention from anyone and everyone. He sleeps with me, follows me around like a lost puppy, and when he meows at me, I swear to all that's holy he says, "Mom?" Lemme get a couple of pics of him for posting purposes.
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Mean no, pimp yeah
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Cats are the best. This is my little devil Smokey. Last month he got 3 years old.
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That guy grabbed his dog and started kickin' it's ass but we said the dog was just being a dog and he should have had it leashed like he was supposed to. Too many people in Hollywood walk their dogs without a leash and when the dog gets hit by a car or shot they act all stupid. The other day some gang kid had a pit bull on a leash he couldn't control. He rolled up on me with that mutt and I told him in no uncertain terms to secure the animal. He said 'What?' to me and I went for my shit. He had no idea I was about to shoot the dog and beat his ass with the dog's carcass. He backed down and went down the street and when I was at class the cops who go there too asked me what was wrong and I told em' and they told me they had just arrested this dumb fuck before I arrived. I grew up raising dogs and have fought off three at a time and I mean dobermans. If you're not trained don't try it and I was only 16 at the time. Nowadays I can break a dog in half. I had a St. Bernard/Wolfhound that was HUGE and strong as a bull. We would wrestle alot and he was no-fucking-joke. We raised pits in Brooklyn a few years ago and that litter was champion material so I know what I'm doing with a pit or a mastif. There are definitely some cats I would not mess with! Some get like 20lbs! Some rabbits get that big too and you do not wanna fight one. Rabbits can turn around in their skin and put more bites on you than a crackhead childhood friend. I saw a rabbit fuck a dog up so bad they had to put the dog to sleep. The rabbit had latched onto the dog's snout and damn near bit it in half. The wound got infected so bad that the vet had no choices. That rabbit dragged that dog under a chicken coop and wouldn't let fucking go! They do like gators, they latch on and spin til they tear something off. Took two men to haul that rabbit out afterward. |
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That cat is beautiful.
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Look at that coat! You can tell right off the bat that you take excellent care of it. As a painter I can literally see how to paint that cat with oils or watercolor immediately. How old is it? |
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NICE! That's a happy lookin' cat! You can also tell you take great care of it. Clean looking coat, bright eyes, clean nose. do you feed it store food or your own mix or let it fend for itself with critters? I'm fixin' to move back to the country and I'll be getting 2 or 3 cats as they get rid of pests. |
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I am allergic to cat but those are just so cute.
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how to get post counts... copy juicy and post pics.. here comes 5 of my cats.
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Great pic..looks like an awesome cat
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I have a pic of Ralph in the exact same stance, but only he was tossing up the very first bird he had ever caught. It was too funny, my friends Mom didn't like kitties, she actually had a fear of them. Ralph was over her house when he was a baby and I let him outside to learn how to be a great hunter. Well I was so excited that he caught his first bird I grabbed the camera and starting taking pictures of Ralph tossing this bird all around the house. When I showed them the pictures they looked at me like, WTF? I was totally oblivious that I let my kitty toss a died animal all over their house on their expensive furniture and carpet. We all died laughing when I started to apologize over and over. ![]() I also had a Siamese kitty. His name was Bentley and when he would get tired his eyes would cross. It was the funniest thing! ![]()
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Cats are often the subject of toons. Garfield a prime example. Yet if you're a cat lover and a toon fan, a movie called "Cats Can't Dance" is a freakin' riot of a movie. Also an old one but kicks fucking ass is called "Gay Puree". If you can get past the title it's a story that stars three cats. One is a girl that is swept off to Paris to be a model for a sinister pimp cat, and her boyfriend who has radar like mouse pouncing powers that rock shit! It stars Judy Garland and Robert Gulet and Red Buttons. Done by Chuck Jones from Warner Bros fame.
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![]() ![]() You can't tell from that pic but he has the same neck fur and everything. Calvin is a scardy kitty though. He runs and hides all the time. I raised all 3 of his brothers too. I found his brothers all homes and kept him because he was always so scared. I felt I was scared someone else wouldn?t be as patient and understanding of his fears like I am. I don't understand why he was like that. His brothers were crazy in your face kitties. I guess he just got the scardy gene. He is so sweet though and I love him very much! He does bully Ralph around. He is the perfect definition of a bully. They are normally chicken shits but they act like they are big and bad. He runs up to Ralph and gets in his face, but when Ralph says that?s enough he falls on his back like, okay okay I am sorry I won?t do it again. Then Ralph walks away and Calvin pounces. It?s so fun to watch them play. He is a year and a half and Ralph is 7. So Ralph is his older brubbers and Calvin is Ralph?s younger brubbey. hehe
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