the paternity tests on the maury show fucken crack me up... - GoFuckYourself.com

StickyGreen · 10-05-2005, 04:52 PM

you got the macho gangster uneducated tough guys that talk all that shit like "i'm 1000% sure that aint my baby...she's a hoe and a slut blah blah blah" and then maury says "you ARE the father." aahahha. then you got the stupid ghetto hoochies that are like "im 100% sure he is the father. i havent even slept with anyone else." then maury tells her he ISN'T the father. ahahah i feel so sorry for those people, what idiots. this country is full of retards...

demented · 10-05-2005, 05:01 PM

I always wonder why the girls get up and run away when they find out the guy isn't the father. Where the fuck does she think she's going to run to? Morons..

StickyGreen · 10-05-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by demented

I always wonder why the girls get up and run away when they find out the guy isn't the father. Where the fuck does she think she's going to run to? Morons..

for real, it's not like they can get away from the camera lol...

Katsondaprowl · 10-05-2005, 05:04 PM

That show consistently has me cracking up! I love the way the guy is like repeating himself over and over, "It aint mine, she a ho, she naasty!" I'm waiting for a guy to say some shit like "My sperm didn't do that dawg!"

Mr Dickovitch · 10-05-2005, 05:05 PM

Those shows are just infomercials for DNA testing services. You are watching an infomercial.

sicone · 10-05-2005, 05:05 PM

Thank god for morons.... if they weren't around I'd have no one to laugh at

Katsondaprowl · 10-05-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch

Those shows are just infomercials for DNA testing services. You are watching an infomercial.

But I will add that the show is a good ass infomercial that I won't stop watching anytime soon.

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StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	the paternity tests on the maury show fucken crack me up... you got the macho gangster uneducated tough guys that talk all that shit like "i'm 1000% sure that aint my baby...she's a hoe and a slut blah blah blah" and then maury says "you ARE the father." aahahha. then you got the stupid ghetto hoochies that are like "im 100% sure he is the father. i havent even slept with anyone else." then maury tells her he ISN'T the father. ahahah i feel so sorry for those people, what idiots. this country is full of retards... __________________ Refer Cam Girls and Take Home 10% of Everything They Make For Life Last edited by StickyGreen; 10-05-2005 at 04:53 PM..

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sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Thank god for morons.... if they weren't around I'd have no one to laugh at __________________

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I always wonder why the girls get up and run away when they find out the guy isn't the father. Where the fuck does she think she's going to run to? Morons..

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Katsondaprowl Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 1969 Posts: 132	That show consistently has me cracking up! I love the way the guy is like repeating himself over and over, "It aint mine, she a ho, she naasty!" I'm waiting for a guy to say some shit like "My sperm didn't do that dawg!"

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Mr Dickovitch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,070	Those shows are just infomercials for DNA testing services. You are watching an infomercial.