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roseyrid · 04-04-2002, 01:25 AM

Im heading up to montreal for some partying...
anyone know any clubs, or places i should visit?

I heard about some

green

friendly clubs, anyone got any info?

-rosey

lol...i love this one

BrettJ · 04-04-2002, 01:59 AM

Heard a great blonde joke about montreal on Easter Sunday.

So, a blonde is on a plane flying to montreal in coach. After the plane takes off she notices that not too many people are up in First class and she moves up there. The steward and stewardess get a little peeved that she moved up to first class with out even asking. So the stewardess goes back to tell her that since she paid for a coach fair she will need to move back to the coach seats.

The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Montreal.

The stewardess got frustrated went back and told the co pilot and the pilot.

The copilot told her that he would go back and take care of it. He went back and politely told the lady since she purchased a coach fare she was going to need to move back to her seat. The blonde replied "I am Blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal."

the copilot also got frustrated with this. he went back to the cock pit.

the pilot asked if she moved. she hadn't. The pilot, having a blonde wife, assured the others that he spoke Blonde and go could her to move back to her seat.

Now the Pilot went back, sat down next to the blonde and whispered in her ear. Nobody knew what was said but after the pilot got up and came back to the cockpit the blonde got up and gathered her things and moved back to her coach seat.

Amazed by what happend the steward and stewardess went up tot he cock pit and ask the pilot how he did that.

The Pilot, with a smirk on his face, said candidly, that he told her flat out that First Class wasn't going to montreal.

GTS Mark · 04-04-2002, 02:43 AM

I usually go to the Peel Pub, cheers and crescent st.

Those places are a pretty good party!

DH

yys · 04-04-2002, 03:11 AM

NewTown is the hottest club up there right now. It's hard to get into if you don't have passes so use the concierge at your hotel. I was just in Montreal 3 weeks ago and our concierge managed to hook us up with 6 vip passes; he also managed to get us 4 good tickets to the Montreal-Toronto hockey game 1 hour before the start

. For your afterhours needs you could check out Sona(opens @1:30a.m. no drinks served) but I believe the new hot afterhours club is Aria. If you like ribs I would recommend eating at Barby Barn, the ribs are awesome and huge so only order the whole hog(9 ribs) if you are extremely hungry.

NetRodent · 04-04-2002, 04:01 AM

The Peel Pub?!?!?! I hope you go there for the atmosphere and not the food. Don't eat the food...

payrollpete · 04-04-2002, 04:07 AM

My advice for montreal,

get some hot montreal escorts, a big hotel room, and gang fuck them all ! woohoo!

Rocky · 04-04-2002, 04:33 AM

the best place to eat is at the Insectorium

slimey yet satisfying

YUM

roseyrid · 04-04-2002, 12:36 PM

ok, maybe I wasnt clear enough...does anyone know any clubs in montreal that are weed friendly? I heard about a few, but was not sure if it is true...I dont care about the food.

I dont smoke, but my friends do.
-rosey

Pipecrew · 04-04-2002, 12:38 PM

The dome = guaranteed poonani

Freako · 04-04-2002, 12:49 PM

dome = 15-16 year old chicks, watch out.

NoCarrier · 04-04-2002, 01:07 PM

You also forgot the club "Altitude 737"

http://www.altitude737.com/

It's a nice chic resto-club located at the last third stories of a skyscraper "Place Ville Marie".

The perfect night in Montreal :

Couple of beers at Peel Pub.

Then you go gamble a bit at the casino.

Then you go eat at the 737, spend the rest of the evening there.

Then, you go to chez Pare or Supersexe

DrGuile · 04-04-2002, 01:31 PM

the whole city is weed friendly ;)

omega · 04-04-2002, 01:39 PM

forget about the weed & take your friends to the Montreal Planetarium for good clean fun

Ah, astronomy and the related sciences available to everyone

SykkBoy · 04-04-2002, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Freako
dome = 15-16 year old chicks, watch out.

yes!

oops, I mnea...I'll be sure to avoid that place...

I can't wait to get back to Montrealk to grab a couple smoked meat sandwiches, a big pile of poutine and $10CAD/$6US lapdances ;)))

Meni · 04-04-2002, 02:27 PM

hit the bars on crescent street
safe bet

SleazyDream · 04-04-2002, 02:32 PM

$10 lapdances.... do tell? that sounds almost too good to be true?

woodyxxx · 04-04-2002, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
$10 lapdances.... do tell? that sounds almost too good to be true?

Yep Sleazy and you can touch for that price!!
Also, the chicks are much more good looking than in US stripclubs!

I'm happy to live here...lol

Lev · 04-04-2002, 02:38 PM

Quote:

The dome = guaranteed poonani

Dome sucks big time. Go to the Club Extreeme, nice girls there. Also can check out the bars on Crescent Street. Old city has some nice restaraunts.

omega · 04-04-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
The dome = guaranteed poonani

Check out the dome on friday nights, Kwite Sane is tearin' up the one's & two's

04-04-2002, 01:25 AM	#1
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	Hot spots of Montreal Im heading up to montreal for some partying... anyone know any clubs, or places i should visit? I heard about some green friendly clubs, anyone got any info? -rosey lol...i love this one

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04-04-2002, 01:59 AM	#2
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Heard a great blonde joke about montreal on Easter Sunday. So, a blonde is on a plane flying to montreal in coach. After the plane takes off she notices that not too many people are up in First class and she moves up there. The steward and stewardess get a little peeved that she moved up to first class with out even asking. So the stewardess goes back to tell her that since she paid for a coach fair she will need to move back to the coach seats. The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Montreal. The stewardess got frustrated went back and told the co pilot and the pilot. The copilot told her that he would go back and take care of it. He went back and politely told the lady since she purchased a coach fare she was going to need to move back to her seat. The blonde replied "I am Blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal." the copilot also got frustrated with this. he went back to the cock pit. the pilot asked if she moved. she hadn't. The pilot, having a blonde wife, assured the others that he spoke Blonde and go could her to move back to her seat. Now the Pilot went back, sat down next to the blonde and whispered in her ear. Nobody knew what was said but after the pilot got up and came back to the cockpit the blonde got up and gathered her things and moved back to her coach seat. Amazed by what happend the steward and stewardess went up tot he cock pit and ask the pilot how he did that. The Pilot, with a smirk on his face, said candidly, that he told her flat out that First Class wasn't going to montreal.

04-04-2002, 02:43 AM	#3
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I usually go to the Peel Pub, cheers and crescent st. Those places are a pretty good party! DH

04-04-2002, 03:11 AM	#4
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	NewTown is the hottest club up there right now. It's hard to get into if you don't have passes so use the concierge at your hotel. I was just in Montreal 3 weeks ago and our concierge managed to hook us up with 6 vip passes; he also managed to get us 4 good tickets to the Montreal-Toronto hockey game 1 hour before the start . For your afterhours needs you could check out Sona(opens @1:30a.m. no drinks served) but I believe the new hot afterhours club is Aria. If you like ribs I would recommend eating at Barby Barn, the ribs are awesome and huge so only order the whole hog(9 ribs) if you are extremely hungry.

04-04-2002, 04:01 AM	#5
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	The Peel Pub?!?!?! I hope you go there for the atmosphere and not the food. Don't eat the food...

04-04-2002, 04:07 AM	#6
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	My advice for montreal, get some hot montreal escorts, a big hotel room, and gang fuck them all ! woohoo!

04-04-2002, 12:36 PM	#8
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	ok, maybe I wasnt clear enough...does anyone know any clubs in montreal that are weed friendly? I heard about a few, but was not sure if it is true...I dont care about the food. I dont smoke, but my friends do. -rosey

04-04-2002, 12:38 PM	#9
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	The dome = guaranteed poonani

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	You also forgot the club "Altitude 737" http://www.altitude737.com/ It's a nice chic resto-club located at the last third stories of a skyscraper "Place Ville Marie". The perfect night in Montreal : Couple of beers at Peel Pub. Then you go gamble a bit at the casino. Then you go eat at the 737, spend the rest of the evening there. Then, you go to chez Pare or Supersexe

04-04-2002, 01:39 PM	#13
omega Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 207	forget about the weed & take your friends to the Montreal Planetarium for good clean fun Ah, astronomy and the related sciences available to everyone

04-04-2002, 02:32 PM	#16
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