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Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 01:34 PM

A picture says a thousand words....

I beleive... Fuck! Ouch! You gotta be fucking kidding me! Is my insurance paid up...

might be just a few of the thousand here...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-27-2005, 01:43 PM

Been there done that. Just brush myself off and move on to the next jump.

seeric · 12-27-2005, 01:46 PM

ouch. i've some scars from accidentally going off the bike. looks like he tried to pull a superman move and missed the rear fender.

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 01:47 PM

No handed Superman Dirt grab

OMG Jim · 12-27-2005, 01:51 PM

Let's see the landing! Or was is a crash?

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

Let's see the landing! Or was is a crash?

no carnage pics...

Tania · 12-27-2005, 02:26 PM

that dosen't look so good .....

Stallion · 12-27-2005, 02:28 PM

that looks like it would definitely hurt..

JFK · 12-27-2005, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

no carnage pics...

dayumn ......... too bad, I bet it hurt like hell

NaughtyAce · 12-27-2005, 02:43 PM

Holy fuck, I wonder what's going through his head..... should have gotten into the adult entertainment biz

ElvisManson · 12-27-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

No handed Superman Dirt grab

LOL...not a "trick" you want to do more than once.

No one got back to me on the trade.

You guys still interested?

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson

LOL...not a "trick" you want to do more than once.

No one got back to me on the trade.

You guys still interested?

not sure...

I have a new moto Vid to cut and I wnat to use some tracks...any interest???

imageman · 12-27-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyAce

Holy fuck, I wonder what's going through his head.....

His ass ?

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 02:46 PM

This guy pioneered the Dirt Grab LOLOLOL

Dalai lama · 12-27-2005, 02:49 PM

Doesnt look so good for him

ElvisManson · 12-27-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

not sure...

I have a new moto Vid to cut and I wnat to use some tracks...any interest???

Defintely. I am cutting a ton of band vid right now and need some crossover vid for the DVD.

LMK what tracks you want to use.

Phoenix · 12-27-2005, 02:52 PM

looks like it might be a chop...as im sure he would have been flailing widly by that time

MattO · 12-27-2005, 02:55 PM

Photoshop. Look at his right hand, I doubt if he was that far off his bike he'd still be holding the exact same angle of the throttle. More likely he'd be flailing around and screaming.

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson

Defintely. I am cutting a ton of band vid right now and need some crossover vid for the DVD.

LMK what tracks you want to use.

I wouldlike to get some of your footage and we wiull interlace it with bonus footage music video style... and a link to the bands home page

ElvisManson · 12-27-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

I wouldlike to get some of your footage and we wiull interlace it with bonus footage music video style... and a link to the bands home page

Sounds good...I want to do the same with the motox footage.

I'll send you an e-mail and we can work out the details.

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 03:01 PM

fine let me find a fucking video for you fucking doubting fucks...

btw know I am around this shit all the fucking time

everyone is a fucking expert..let me find a video encode it and get it up just to prove my point...

the trick is called a no handed super man seat grab and this is one of several shots of people bailing out

abyss_al · 12-27-2005, 03:03 PM

thats insane

remember this

2HousePlague · 12-27-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

thats insane

remember this

Looks like he's gonna landit.

Phoenix · 12-27-2005, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

fine let me find a fucking video for you fucking doubting fucks...

btw know I am around this shit all the fucking time

everyone is a fucking expert..let me find a video encode it and get it up just to prove my point...

the trick is called a no handed super man seat grab and this is one of several shots of people bailing out

hehe tell us how you really feel ;)

Skillz Unlimited · 12-27-2005, 03:08 PM

photochop - Nice try buddy. Are you that bored?

Mutt · 12-27-2005, 03:10 PM

he had to have broken alot of bones - he's too high up and going too fast not have suffered some major damage.

people are flat out nuts.

ChewbaCreative · 12-27-2005, 03:11 PM

oh myy god...

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

photochop - Nice try buddy. Are you that bored?

Let's get one thing perfectly clear before we agree to disagree

I am not your fucking buddy....

this is what i do when I am not actually working in this biz

feel free to go to Motoxxx.com and hit up chat and see all the other "chopped photos" and i suppose we green screened the video too right Spielberg

that is a fraction of the footage we have so put your know it all money where your know it all mouth is and buy motoxxx seven or On the Pipe and you tell me "buddy" if i am full of shit until then move along troll...

I have the footage now go buy it and see if you want to pick this conversation up then...

otherwise you are just an arguing troll looking to jump on a thread that you just want to bash...

because apparently "YOU" do not have anything better to do

this clip has been in crusty demons motoxxx 7... on the pipe....and others

1. Super man seat grabs are a basic trick at this point
2. there must be at least 20 clips of riders wadding it up doing one
3. this is a famous picture

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 03:30 PM

...and this cover shot from ESPN's ultimate X with a guy about to miss landing a no handed SMSG is fake too???

the whole god damn sport is a sham

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 03:33 PM

nope Al that was a chop too... Even though we were there and we saw it and set up the shoot with riders we sponsor...

must be a chop because a guy who is probably a fat kid on holiday break when he is not sneaking a peak at tranny content said so...

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Looks like he's gonna landit.

gornyhuy · 12-27-2005, 03:41 PM

How the fuck do you survive that?

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abyss_al · 12-27-2005, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

nope Al that was a chop too... Even though we were there and we saw it and set up the shoot with riders we sponsor...

must be a chop because a guy who is probably a fat kid on holiday break when he is not sneaking a peak at tranny content said so...

alot of retards on here

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

How the fuck do you survive that?

I will post some horrible after the crash pics / vids after AVn

Dan Pastor was at Castillo ranch (near santa barbera) and was 5th gear wide open and over shot a 200ft jump....if it is not the worst crash you have ever seen I will be shocked... he had to bne life flighted out and he was there for the photo shoot (what you see above)... no teeth...pins, screws, organs removed...

and still hitting it 5th gear pinned

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-27-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

I will post some horrible after the crash pics / vids after AVn

Dan Pastor was at Castillo ranch (near santa barbera) and was 5th gear wide open and over shot a 200ft jump....if it is not the worst crash you have ever seen I will be shocked... he had to bne life flighted out and he was there for the photo shoot (what you see above)... no teeth...pins, screws, organs removed...

and still hitting it 5th gear pinned

Forgive me lord for I have sinned. I hit a fourth gear jump fifth gear pinned.
That was a pretty bad crash, and he is still out there doing what he does best.

Buy this DVD. It's all on there.
http://www.mxmotosports.com/product_p/mxxx_otpdv002.htm

pornguy · 12-27-2005, 04:30 PM

He is professional. Dont try at home.

Violetta · 12-27-2005, 04:30 PM

that looks like a hard fall!

Bluewire Ross · 12-27-2005, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

He is professional. Dont try at home.

Daredevil....

Persignup Dustin · 12-27-2005, 04:34 PM

So white boys, then?

Manowar · 12-27-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imageman

His ass ?

tristan_D · 12-27-2005, 05:29 PM

somebody needs a parachute next time...if he will have one.

Fizzgig · 12-27-2005, 05:31 PM

Now how did he get up that high?

Skillz Unlimited · 12-27-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

Let's get one thing perfectly clear before we agree to disagree

I am not your fucking buddy....

this is what i do when I am not actually working in this biz

feel free to go to Motoxxx.com and hit up chat and see all the other "chopped photos" and i suppose we green screened the video too right Spielberg

that is a fraction of the footage we have so put your know it all money where your know it all mouth is and buy motoxxx seven or On the Pipe and you tell me "buddy" if i am full of shit until then move along troll...

I have the footage now go buy it and see if you want to pick this conversation up then...

otherwise you are just an arguing troll looking to jump on a thread that you just want to bash...

because apparently "YOU" do not have anything better to do

this clip has been in crusty demons motoxxx 7... on the pipe....and others

1. Super man seat grabs are a basic trick at this point
2. there must be at least 20 clips of riders wadding it up doing one
3. this is a famous picture

Ok first of all.... You need a sedative. Secondly, i dont care where it came from, that shit is fake. His hands are still shaped as if he's holding the handle bars. No Human in the world would still be in that position. You would be flopping around trying to figure out how the hell you are going to land. I'm sorry if i hurt your feelings dude, you seem a little emotional behind my comments. If you believe it's real then that's all that really matters right?

Some one hug him fast!!

sherie · 12-27-2005, 05:49 PM

Silly kids, tricks are for rabbits.

reynold · 12-27-2005, 06:13 PM

A bad landin for sure. I hope those protective gears could somehow minimize the impact.

abyss_al · 12-27-2005, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Ok first of all.... You need a sedative. Secondly, i dont care where it came from, that shit is fake. His hands are still shaped as if he's holding the handle bars. No Human in the world would still be in that position. You would be flopping around trying to figure out how the hell you are going to land. I'm sorry if i hurt your feelings dude, you seem a little emotional behind my comments. If you believe it's real then that's all that really matters right?

Some one hug him fast!!

idiot ...

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Ok first of all.... You need a sedative. Secondly, i dont care where it came from, that shit is fake. His hands are still shaped as if he's holding the handle bars. No Human in the world would still be in that position. You would be flopping around trying to figure out how the hell you are going to land. I'm sorry if i hurt your feelings dude, you seem a little emotional behind my comments. If you believe it's real then that's all that really matters right?

Some one hug him fast!!

Ok hotshot you are at 14:59 so enjoy.....

The reality is my response had less to do with if it is a photoshop and more to do with your colorful additions to your opinion on the authenticity of the photo.

WEll then please allow me to retort....

First off the position has to held in a the samer position required to make sure you have your arms positioned to take hold of the bike as you are mounting on in mid air if you see the other example of the box cover the guys hands are locked iin the position as if they were still holding on

This is for two reasons actually

1. see above

2. the amount of time a rider is off the bike is maybe a full two seconds so a good photographer can capture when the rider has poorly timed his release and will end up bringing his arms down in the position in which he is required to safely grab the bike, thus in the photo can give the appearance as if he has a firm grip of nothing but air....

when scanning the galleries today I saw this and posted with little or no regard of the authenticity

to digress...

my "need for hug" as you have said so cleverly, is merely my absolute intolerance for pompus asses like yourself to think you can come into a thread and talk to me like a punk over something that you have no idea what you are talking about. Let me be perfectly clear...this has everything to do with you not knowing me not the if its a chop.

then....you add your tag line about how I spend my time...let me clue you in on something...that is no way to talk to someone unless you are prepared to be treated like the asshole you have acted like.

You come bouncing in here and act like a dick and then paint me as the one with a problem...looks more to me like you barked at the wrong dog. Go read your response and tell me if you didnt deserve to be downsized...some uneccesary commentary padded with your condesending overtones might fly with your chick...but I'll call you on it.

Now you are at about 14:00 because I invite you to come back and tell me I'm wrong...allow me the honor of giving you the responses

"This GFY"
"Blah Blah Blah meds"
"people take message boards too serious"
"blah blah blah do you know who I am "
...and so on

The only "Correct response is as follows

Don't

Learn that when in public and act like a dick... you just might get trated like one.

Get a string slick and start collecting...that is a pearl

you are at 13:00

Oh and Dr. Phil do not bring a knife to a gun fight ... people who act like dickheads are the ones who normally blame the rest of the world with the problems they have...sorry you need a hug

really take the advice just read and learn

nojob · 12-27-2005, 09:30 PM

I could never do any of those stunts. That shit must hurt, if they can still feel anything at all after landing.

Mr. Jim · 12-27-2005, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

Now how did he get up that high?

The ramps used for big air can be both metal and dirt. The engineers who build the competition ramps "such as Orange county based Dirt Werx" looks a the pitch of the ramp and the distance the bike needs to travel at the speed traveling on the approach...

Equally as important is the landing ramp and it has to be at a grade that will allow for a smooth landing for the prescribed distance asit it begins to fall from the peak of trajectory is a delination diagram you would set the grade of the ramp to where the arch of trajectory will allow for a landing that will not casur the suspension to rebound before the the bike has transitioned back to a flat plain

metal and steel ramps from companies such as freeride technoligies have a custom built solutions that can be used in competition or as a training aid for the professionals, the attempting to professionals, or the trust fund baby in the raised 4x4 with the stripper girlfriend who has the complete package....other than a pro career

in short they build a steep fucking ramp

PixeLs · 12-28-2005, 02:17 AM

A hands off superman stunt!?

I hope he gets a nice landing.

12-27-2005, 01:34 PM	#1
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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	fine let me find a fucking video for you fucking doubting fucks... btw know I am around this shit all the fucking time everyone is a fucking expert..let me find a video encode it and get it up just to prove my point... the trick is called a no handed super man seat grab and this is one of several shots of people bailing out

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