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intellect · 04-04-2002, 10:16 AM

Recently i left my job, seeking work in the public sector, in order to make the people around me happy. And today I go to my first interview, and im pretty sure i will get the job...but i'm not sure its what i want to do.

Anyways, check out my skillz & see if you got a spot for me in your orginization.

Extensive Background/Knowledge in the following Fields:

Webmaster Support
Web Design
Graphic Design
Network Support
Network Install
Customer Support
Public Relations
Sales (Strong communication/closing ability)
PC Support/Hardware A+ etc.
Internet Advertising (adult & non-adult)
Programming (itermediate) VisualBasic
Research & Development (My strong point)
Statistical Analysis & Trend Analysis
Excellent Writing Skills (Have written many tutorials found on many large site's)

As it relates to the adult field:

Pay site design & up-keep
Affiliate Program design/support & admin
Setting up & running a TGP/script installs etc.
TGP gallery Design/Submission
Photographer/Model Finder/Content Provider
Search Engine Specialist
AVS design & submission
Link lists
Free site's

Advertising (My speciality)
- Planning from ground up, have launched many large & successfull advertising campaigns, both for paysites & webmaster programs.

I could keep on naming things, but basically im well rounded in almost every facit of this business. Right now im looking for anything from a start-up to corporation...somewhere in the range of 40-50k a year. I'm definately willing to re-locate. Hit me up on icq or e-mail me to set up an interview/chat

icq# 155978416
[email protected]

Amputate Your Head · 04-04-2002, 10:17 AM

can you mop floors or scrub a toilet?

(must provide your own cleaning products)

intellect · 04-04-2002, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
can you mop floors or scrub a toilet?

(must provide your own cleaning products)

only if their are naked models feeding me grapes included as a bonus : )

Amputate Your Head · 04-04-2002, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by intellect

only if their are naked models feeding me grapes included as a bonus : )

well, of course... that goes without saying!

all our tranny models will be hangin' out naked all the time.

intellect · 04-04-2002, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

well, of course... that goes without saying!

all our tranny models will be hangin' out naked all the time.

well, as long as they really look like women, i suppose i can pretend

Amputate Your Head · 04-04-2002, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by intellect

well, as long as they really look like women, i suppose i can pretend

oh definately.... exactly like real women.... especially the huge cocks...

Amputate Your Head · 04-04-2002, 10:27 AM

good luck bro... looks like you got a wide variety of skillz up there...

intellect · 04-04-2002, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
good luck bro... looks like you got a wide variety of skillz up there...

thanks man : )

Pipecrew · 04-04-2002, 10:33 AM

I will pay you 10 dollars an hour (Canadian)

intellect · 04-04-2002, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
I will pay you 10 dollars an hour (Canadian)

thats tempting......reaalll tempting, letme sleep on it

lol

intellect · 04-04-2002, 11:09 AM

*bump*

waiting for the 8-10pm crew to roll in ; )

Dom · 04-04-2002, 11:22 AM

If you can really do all these things just start your own business
40-50k a year is considered as crap in this business

Babaganoosh · 04-04-2002, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by intellect

Excellent Writing Skills (Have written many tutorials found on many large site's)

intellect · 04-04-2002, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dom
If you can really do all these things just start your own business
40-50k a year is considered as crap in this business

because i don't have the time to start from the ground up again...i need a position asap.

pr0 · 04-04-2002, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dom

40-50k a year is considered as crap in this business

i suppose then he won't have any problem finding a job

intellect · 04-04-2002, 01:42 PM

~bump~

To all those asking for my graphic/design portfolio, i will be putting something together this evening.

I will say however, i am not looking for a "design only" type of job, i am more of a marketing/advertising/networking specialist & do not want to do design full-time if possible.

intellect · 04-04-2002, 03:01 PM

(*cough*)

i've got a "corporate overview" in 2 hours......i really don't want to leave this biz.

intellect · 04-04-2002, 05:35 PM

Thanks very much to everyone that icq'd me today with potential jobs/contracts etc. I'm glad to know there is still work out there for people with the right skills to do them.

I have deicded however to start over again by myself for the time being, & pick up a degree in the mean-time.

Let this be a lesson to you all....even when things are going well & you feel like your on top of the world, you can lose everything you have in a split second. So go to school, get that degree, so you have something to fall back on if need be.

Once again, thanks to everyone today for the great response!

intellect

Shoplifter · 04-04-2002, 05:50 PM

Try saving money.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-04-2002, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I will pay you 10 dollars an hour (Canadian)

Ya kno that's only like $1.43 /hr US though, right ??

Pipecrew · 04-04-2002, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dom
If you can really do all these things just start your own business
40-50k a year is considered as crap in this business

some people just wanna be sheep

04-04-2002, 10:16 AM	#1
intellect Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: east coast Posts: 74	Looking for job! - check me out : ) Recently i left my job, seeking work in the public sector, in order to make the people around me happy. And today I go to my first interview, and im pretty sure i will get the job...but i'm not sure its what i want to do. Anyways, check out my skillz & see if you got a spot for me in your orginization. Extensive Background/Knowledge in the following Fields: Webmaster Support Web Design Graphic Design Network Support Network Install Customer Support Public Relations Sales (Strong communication/closing ability) PC Support/Hardware A+ etc. Internet Advertising (adult & non-adult) Programming (itermediate) VisualBasic Research & Development (My strong point) Statistical Analysis & Trend Analysis Excellent Writing Skills (Have written many tutorials found on many large site's) As it relates to the adult field: Pay site design & up-keep Affiliate Program design/support & admin Setting up & running a TGP/script installs etc. TGP gallery Design/Submission Photographer/Model Finder/Content Provider Search Engine Specialist AVS design & submission Link lists Free site's Advertising (My speciality) - Planning from ground up, have launched many large & successfull advertising campaigns, both for paysites & webmaster programs. I could keep on naming things, but basically im well rounded in almost every facit of this business. Right now im looking for anything from a start-up to corporation...somewhere in the range of 40-50k a year. I'm definately willing to re-locate. Hit me up on icq or e-mail me to set up an interview/chat icq# 155978416 [email protected]

04-04-2002, 10:17 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	can you mop floors or scrub a toilet? (must provide your own cleaning products)

04-04-2002, 10:27 AM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	good luck bro... looks like you got a wide variety of skillz up there...

04-04-2002, 10:33 AM	#9
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I will pay you 10 dollars an hour (Canadian)

04-04-2002, 11:09 AM	#11
intellect Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: east coast Posts: 74	bump waiting for the 8-10pm crew to roll in ; )

04-04-2002, 11:22 AM	#12
Dom Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: planet motherfucker Posts: 102	If you can really do all these things just start your own business 40-50k a year is considered as crap in this business

04-04-2002, 01:42 PM	#16
intellect Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: east coast Posts: 74	~bump~ To all those asking for my graphic/design portfolio, i will be putting something together this evening. I will say however, i am not looking for a "design only" type of job, i am more of a marketing/advertising/networking specialist & do not want to do design full-time if possible.

04-04-2002, 03:01 PM	#17
intellect Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: east coast Posts: 74	(cough) i've got a "corporate overview" in 2 hours......i really don't want to leave this biz.

04-04-2002, 05:35 PM	#18
intellect Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: east coast Posts: 74	Thanks very much to everyone that icq'd me today with potential jobs/contracts etc. I'm glad to know there is still work out there for people with the right skills to do them. I have deicded however to start over again by myself for the time being, & pick up a degree in the mean-time. Let this be a lesson to you all....even when things are going well & you feel like your on top of the world, you can lose everything you have in a split second. So go to school, get that degree, so you have something to fall back on if need be. Once again, thanks to everyone today for the great response! intellect

04-04-2002, 05:50 PM	#19
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,705	Try saving money.