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01-13-2006, 04:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769
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Fun with live support
It was a very long night. If you need to blow off some steam I suggest chatting up live help people. Post them up if you do
 Chio: Hi I am intersted to purchase you webpage Call accepted by operator Dennis. Currently in room: Dennis, Chio. Chio: hello you here Chio: ? Dennis: Hello Chio Chio: haha Chio: hi dennis Dennis: I'll be happy to answer your questions Chio: I like this chat Dennis: thank you Chio: are you a real boy Dennis: yes, I'm real Chio: ok I get sraced talking online to strangers Chio: I like you site Chio: how much to buy Dennis: thank you again, we have good designers Chio: very pretty Chio: looks like richard petty nascar Chio: do you like nascar? Dennis: the price depends on number of operators, for 1 operator it would be at $15 per month or $99 for a year Chio: will you work for me Chio: can you answer talking about nascar Chio: from my webpage Dennis: we don't provide operators, only the live chat system Chio: oh Chio: do I need talking from my webpage Dennis: You need to place the chat button code there (HTML) Chio: one minute please my dog is barking Dennis: and download the operator console Chio: please one second he is barking Dennis: ok Chio: i am intersted in you sell for my webpage Chio: my site is nascar page Chio: ok hold one second Chio: ok it was my post guy Chio: new shipment of shirt for webpage haha Chio: ok so I buy your site Chio: then put on my webpage Chio: but I have to talking about questions from webpage too Dennis: you need to create an account with us, after that the Setup Instructions page will be available, the code is on that page Chio: how much it cost for you site Chio: i like the name Dennis: we don't sell our site Chio:  Chio: hey where cartoon from Chio: I did type that Chio: ? Dennis: yes Chio: is you site hack me Dennis: you typed : and ( Chio: no i type Chio: oh Chio: haha Chio: that pretty nice Chio: my site can do this tooDennis: yes, your live chat will also have the emoticons Chio: do you think you site can talking to my site about nascar? Dennis: not sure Chio: you dont no mysite nascar work with you site talking? Chio: hold a sec Dennis: I don't understand you sorry Chio: now my dog bark at my cat Chio: one second Chio: please Chio: wait Chio: sorry you busy guy Chio: ok Chio: I need you site Chio: so nascar talking do in this Chio: but help Chio: I want to buy you site for richard petty nascar Dennis: we don't sell our site, sorry Chio: ? Chio: it say you take paypal Chio: and visa Chio: I buy you site Chio: no? Dennis: yes, we sell the live chat solution, but not the website Chio: what site I need to talking nascar Chio: ok Chio: you sell me site now? Dennis: we sell the live chat solution Chio: what is that Chio: I want you talking on my site Chio: not you Chio: but this Chio: with the funny stuffChio: I think it help my webpage be more help for nascar talking Dennis: I need to go back to work, you'll find the information about our service on our website Chio: ok can help me later then? Dennis: okay Chio: do you like nascar Dennis: no, sorry Dennis: Have a nice day Chio Chio: too Chio: bye Chio: haha I love that cartoon guy Chio: Chio: :P Chio: weeeee Chio: are you done with work later so we can get me on site Chio: ? Dennis: Please create an account using the form - you'll find all the instructions after that Chio: yes Dennis: the setup is easy, if you need help please call back Chio: i will look more you webpage Dennis: good Chio: what is you number for phone Chio: we talk here instead Dennis: 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx Chio: my english not good Dennis: it' the main office phone, not mine Chio: who is man office Dennis: Have a nice day Chio Dennis has left the conversation. Currently in room: Chio. Chio: Chio: Chio: :O Chio: :P
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01-13-2006, 04:45 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Budapest, Hungary
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rofl :P
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01-13-2006, 04:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran
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haha quality..
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01-13-2006, 04:56 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
Posts: 19,593
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You should have spammed him with your URL.
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01-13-2006, 06:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau)
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Bwhahaahahaha, bet you Dennis was pooping his pants.
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01-13-2006, 07:45 AM
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More Cowbell
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nakhom Nowhere
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Poor Dennis.
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01-13-2006, 07:49 AM
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
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haha... I love how your english got progressively worse and worse.
I wouldn't hire them though, they don't seem to have enough patience to deal with people  |
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01-13-2006, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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lol..i am sure Dennis hates his job now!
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01-13-2006, 12:45 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
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HAHAHAHA, send me the url to this chat bot, I want to have some fun with them.
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01-13-2006, 12:50 PM
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I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
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hahahaha gotta love that
I used to do that with an online ordering service when i was like 12. I called recorded the girl answering and played back her own voice hehe... 10 times in a row or so damn they got mad hahaha
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01-13-2006, 12:55 PM
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Confirmed Brat
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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Chio, you are an evil, evil pirate
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01-13-2006, 12:59 PM
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When it rains, it pours
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bad bad pirate lol
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