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01-18-2006, 02:12 PM
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speaking of wierd stuff happening in your sleep...
ever go out with your friends and get really drunk only to wake up on a couch in a house that you dont recognize, wearing nothing but a t shirt and a condom still half way on your cock???
and then wonder where the hell you are, how you got there and most importantly why do you have a condom on, and who did you use it on??? then wonder what she looked like... then only to wonder if she had a husband or boyfriend who was due home anytime soon, and if you EVEN KNEW how to get back home from where you are, and whether or not your car was outside seeing how you dont remember driving there??? then realize that the best course of action would be to get up and leave as quietly as possible, and hope not to wake her while she was apparently asleep in her bedroom??? and to this day, not know what she looked like at all??? (and your asshole didnt hurt so you knew it wasnt with a dude, lol) not that this ever happened to me, but was just wondering, lol...
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01-18-2006, 02:15 PM
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Nver know, you could have been pitching only...so yeah, coulda been a guy,
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01-18-2006, 02:19 PM
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 wait!!! fuck!!! i mean, not me, but someone else, lol...
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01-18-2006, 04:54 PM
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maybe you're still dreaming. try pinching yourself.
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01-18-2006, 04:55 PM
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It's weird not wierd.
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01-18-2006, 08:09 PM
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...and you are not wondering why your ass hurt that day as well?
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01-18-2006, 08:18 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Or if she weighed 300 pounds and only put the rubber on after you came in her
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01-18-2006, 08:47 PM
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Honestly?..........yeah, a few times
 (but usually not the condom part)
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