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ValMidwest rocks
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![]() I am not sure if all of you remember or not but a couple years ago I was arrested for public nudity because of some pictures the police found on my website! It ended up going world wide and helped me get noticed as one of the web girl?s lol. Now as great as the coverage was it was a pain in the ass also. So from that day forward I have made sure here in the Bible belt Lincoln, Nebraska to follow the laws and rules as stupid as they might be. It?s of course hard at times because the police follow me around attending all my public events but until now everything has been fine. I guess they decided the latex I used to cover my boobs at my last event was not good enough and they came to my home around noon today. I was able to read the police report and it said something like the color I chose to cover myself with was too close to my skin color now I know this is crap. I have read all the city laws and what I was doing is not against the law at all. I am sure they just decided to try and bust me. Anyways I have included my ticket becasue I am sure a ton of you won't even believe this could happen and a picture from that night so you can be the judge and let me know what you think. Thanks, Melissa
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i saw that on t.v. i thnk. what kinda cop gives a girl like you a ticket. weaksauce.
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Viva la vulva!
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I think you should come get nekkid in Dallas.
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Ryde or Die
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You need to move to cali.
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What an asshole for giving you a ticket. He must be a loser and never gets laid. He's angry towards women.
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that sucks
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I ain't a big fan of the PO PO
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Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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I think Melissa would make a great Twistys Treat of the Month
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Porn To ROCK!
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Nebraska is too conservative for a hottie like you! you should move!
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Spread The Pink!
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Sooooooo lame. Good luck with the fight.
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That's fucked up. Tell him to go worry about shit that's actually important. I get so angry thinking how the police waste their time and resources like this. We have actual problems to deal with!
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Click on my TCG signature
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It seems that the cops don't like the public nudity niche at all ...
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Sounds like the community you live in has some standards you don't like. It's kind of too bad though, because they get to make the rules.
Sort of like I think i should be able to punch people in the face that annoy me, yet the community seems to disagree and thus I can't punch people. ![]()
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I am a meat popsicle.
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nofx, where are you?
![]() The law and the cops suck big time. Pretty lame if you ask me.
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ValMidwest rocks
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Well I am not letting it stop me I wasn't doing anything wrong and I have another promotion out there again tonight. I am sure they will be there to give me another ticket but I don't care I am not going to let them push me around. I had my boobs covered then and I will again tonight. This time I am taking video of it all so then there is no confusion in court that they were covered. Melissa
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No Fricken way, that is just wrong.
How bored can they be up there?
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Why does it have to be so black and white with you people, always. Either someone's completely right (they agree with you) or they're "angry, never get laid, jealous" etc etc. It's kind of ridiculous, really.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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What I am saying though, is if you're living in the bible belt, pushing the limits of the law to it's letter, then don't be too surprised when this kind of thing happens. ![]()
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Hello world!
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How much will you have to pay in fines?
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ValMidwest rocks
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No they were just picking on me because they hate that I run an adult site here in Lincoln, NE. They follow me to every event I host and stay all night hoping to catch me doing something wrong. I would think even in Lincoln, NE there are real criminals I mean I read about them in the paper but I guess trying to bust me is more important Again I am in no violation of any city or state laws on this one. Melissa |
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The arrested you based on a picture that was posted on your website? I think you need to get some WAAAAAAAAAAY better attorneys.
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Hello world!
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its a shame you should even have to cover them at all!
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Did the police officers actually witness you do this in person (where they even present)?
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I was recently on jury duty and someone had a video of the incident and it made all the difference in the world in the he said/she said decision. definetely video tape it and you should win. |
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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they must not have a krispy kreme in your city..
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rockin tha trailerpark
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thats awesome, keep doing it!
fuck the man!
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time to consider moving to a warmer state
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btw cant you just figure out which membership they have to your site and delete their membership, so they cant see inside anymore? lol
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Come to Boston baby...I'll let you sleep on my 8-pack (last time i counted) abs
![]() In all seriousness though you should consider getting the hell out of corn country.
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I say do like last time, get the press involved. The amounts of attention and signups you'll get will make the fine look like peanuts.
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Therehahaha8217;s your problem - Lincoln Nebraska. I hate that fucking state! I was traveling across it once and was in a pack of cars. The fucking state trooper pulls me out of the middle of that pack of cars to give me a ticket for going faster than I was. When I was in his car it said it clocked me going 6 miles over the speed limit, when I was ticketed for going 11 over. When I confronted the pig on the difference in speed, he said that the speed I seen on the radar detector was from something else and that their air pigs got me. I looked in the sky and there wasn't even a bird to be seen for miles on a blue clear day. Nebraska pigs suck donkey balls!
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Fuck, fuck fuck the po-lice
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It sounds more like the District or County Attorneys office is after you. The good news is that you can fight it and actually use the testimony of the officers that were there that night and ok'd you AGAINST the prosecution. No worries sweetie, your attorneys should have no problem getting the charges dropped ![]()
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So Fucking Banned
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ValMidwest rocks
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I think its time to move. Why would you want to stay in a place where police follow you around. That would totally weird me out.
You're a gorgeous gal. I'd move to California or Florida where you can have fun and not have to deal with BS like this.
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The Dirty Frenchman
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This is the type of outrageous censorship that is making me go into adult entertainment law once I finish law school. Melissa - I'll be ready to go on retainer soon! =P
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Have you seen an increase in traffic & signups from the news coverage?
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Hi,
Can you please point me to good home listings for your area. I beleive I need to relocate after seeing these pics. Sincerly, Bong |
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I am Amazing Content!
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well - maybe they prefer naked goats in nebraska
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Vrume Mark
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Move to Canada, you can go legally topless all the time here.
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It's coming look busy
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Raise a huge stink about it.
Fight the whole issue tooth and nail, then even fight the being covered up requirement. Since I am pretty damn sure that men can go around topless right?
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Obviously he has never seen a real nipple before, and there in lies the confusion.
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I am Amazing Content!
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Move to South Florida. Here in Southbeach people look at you funny if you wear your top.
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