Unofficial May Caption Contest - GoFuckYourself.com

TaDoW · 04-30-2002, 07:12 PM

You don't win shit, but this is so fuckin funny I thought it deserved a caption contest...

let the games begin!

bdld · 04-30-2002, 07:18 PM

hold my stick just like this... i'll show you the balls later

JFPdude · 04-30-2002, 07:23 PM

Now son just hold it like I had you hold it last night in the rectory.

TDF · 04-30-2002, 07:27 PM

log over 10000 minutes with Jesus Dialer and get this inspirational figurene

JackFoley · 04-30-2002, 07:33 PM

...and here we see why Jesus never married.

VeNoM · 04-30-2002, 08:23 PM

Jesus teaches the local boys how to handle their wood

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-30-2002, 09:52 PM

Jesus shows the local boys how to how the wood just right so they can knock his balls around with the best effect.

ausboy · 04-30-2002, 10:21 PM

"See the power of christ my son, both my hands visible and you can still feel the holy spirit in you!"

Flame · 04-30-2002, 10:37 PM

JESUS LOVES YOU

The Truth · 04-30-2002, 10:42 PM

Little Billy was the catcher.... and Jesus was the pitcher ...

*rimshot*

We're all going to hell for this !!

TaDoW · 04-30-2002, 10:44 PM

hahaha, these are great so far =) keep em coming!

redshift · 04-30-2002, 10:48 PM

Jesus loves the little children .....

Now we know what this little song REALLY means

Alvaro · 04-30-2002, 10:57 PM

lets respect our savior please

TaDoW · 04-30-2002, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alvaro
lets respect our savior please

ROFLMAO!!!!

didn't save me from shit

Wildman · 05-01-2002, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flame
JESUS LOVES YOU

LOL...Simple, but the Best!

DigitalPimpShit · 05-01-2002, 12:07 AM

The boys are hand selected by the horniest, uh hum, I mean finest priests in the world.

kmanrox · 05-01-2002, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
You don't win shit, but this is so fuckin funny I thought it deserved a caption contest...

let the games begin!

i dont think that it's appropriate for a jewish guy to be starting a thread that makes fun of Jesus....

i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here....

food for thought

Exxxotica · 05-01-2002, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alvaro
lets respect our savior please

How is this thread disrespecting Satan?

drunkmonkey · 05-01-2002, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica

How is this thread disrespecting Satan?

bunky · 05-01-2002, 02:34 AM

i agree with kman, im asking that this thread is closed and a more non religious based contest started.

my

bunky

Mike D · 05-01-2002, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

i dont think that it's appropriate for a jewish guy to be starting a thread that makes fun of Jesus....

i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here....

food for thought

This might be the only time i agree with kman

Mike.........

Jamie · 05-01-2002, 03:01 AM

Why didn't you post this one?... This one offers more for the imagination.

What was it about Catholic School Girls that you raved about all weekend?

Rich J. · 05-01-2002, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

i dont think that it's appropriate for a jewish guy to be starting a thread that makes fun of Jesus....

i could only imagine what would happen if Labret made a nazi-war-crimes TGP gallery and posted it here....

food for thought

Wasnt Jesus jewish?

kmanrox · 05-01-2002, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich J.

Wasnt Jesus jewish?

sure was... old time beliefs and new time beliefs are totally different in case you didnt know....

TaDoW · 05-01-2002, 10:35 AM

Jamie ... I fuckin missed that one .. funny as hell tho!!! that can be next month's topic =)

anyone who doesn't like this thread ... don't read it or post on it. it's a free country and I'm not openly lambasting anyone, it's not my fault jesus is a pervert who likes to grab little boys. ... I guess maybe he isn't .. just the folks he appoints to carry out his duties are.

Cheshire · 05-01-2002, 11:33 AM

The Horror...

Just look at Jesus' face... Perv.

kmanrox · 05-01-2002, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW

anyone who doesn't like this thread ... don't read it or post on it. it's a free country and I'm not openly lambasting anyone, it's not my fault jesus is a pervert who likes to grab little boys. ...

very well then, let's play religion bashing! although MOST of my friends are jewish in real life, i feel obligated to play devils advocate due to tadows blatent disrespect of my religion;

Caption Contest #1

"Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go"

these images will get more 'risque' as they are provoked....

bdld · 05-01-2002, 01:09 PM

what does a jew have in common with a pizza?

Cheshire · 05-01-2002, 01:10 PM

They're everybody's favorite?

bdld · 05-01-2002, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
They're everybody's favorite?

they belong in the oven, j/k

Dawgy · 05-01-2002, 01:15 PM

i wonder if they offer a partner program. i could resell these figures from Horny Jesus Dot Com and make some bank!! $$$

kmanrox · 05-01-2002, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
what does a jew have in common with a pizza?

i'd ask what, but dont want to instigate, im just playin devils advocate towards Tadow...

DrGuile · 05-01-2002, 01:17 PM

That figurine is funny...

people have no sense of humor...

they didnt bash christians or anything...

comparing it to Nazis is odd...

If you have a picture of a Jew garding his money or something, bring it up, we'll makes jokes...

lighten up people... its just a figurine...

Hell, its a figurine sold by christians...

DrGuile · 05-01-2002, 01:24 PM

oh yeah, and Im not Christian... or jewish... Im atheist...

This caption contest is so benign, If I wanted to start so shit, I would simply say what I think:

Religion is for weak minded people who need mental crutches... 'Oh its God's will' and all that crap... Wake up and smell the real life!

Flame on!

kmanrox · 05-01-2002, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
oh yeah, and Im not Christian... or jewish... Im atheist...

This caption contest is so benign, If I wanted to start so shit, I would simply say what I think:

Religion is for weak minded people who need mental crutches... 'Oh its God's will' and all that crap... Wake up and smell the real life!

Flame on!

what part of canada are you from?

DrGuile · 05-01-2002, 02:05 PM

does it matter?

Steve · 05-01-2002, 02:12 PM

"If SNOW posts one more ass kissing thread, you take this fucking bat and...."

DrGuile · 05-01-2002, 02:17 PM

I think I like Steve's best...

and its tight-assed-religious-people friendly!

XXXPaysiteDesign · 05-01-2002, 02:19 PM

lol @ steve

TaDoW · 05-01-2002, 09:26 PM

"You see Johnny, THIS is how you beat your wife!"

Keev · 05-01-2002, 10:56 PM

I forgot Jews dont recognize jesus what so ever as the son of god lol

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