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05-01-2002, 05:04 PM
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A seriously FUCKED up Potential customer!
What the fuck should i reply to this:
"Before I sign up for your program I would like to speak to someone and get a few questions answered.. If you could please send me your new phone number I would appreciate it, so that I can get some definitive answers to some of my questions. If this in fact works as your website claims, and I certainly hope that it does. I have one month from April 23, 2002 before I am back together with my lovely bride of 22 years ago. We were married one month and one day when I was taking an escapee from the state mental hospital into custody. He weighed in at 320 pounds at a hieght of 6' 5''. He literary broke his fist pounding on my head. I did not want to shoot him since he was mentally ill. I got him in handcuffs and locked him to an eighteen foot chain link fence and waited for help. I then ended up in the brain damaged trauma unit at a speciality hospital. I was out of commission for 13 months with seepage of blood in the brain. They gave my family no hope for survival. Being young and foolish we parted and went our separate ways. We had no contact with each other for 22 years. Then one day after paying child support for a son I had never seen, he made contact with me and now lives with me at the age of 21. At Christmas time my sons mother and I got serious about everything and have been in contact ever since that time. 5 weeks ago I flew her to Arizona where I live and we are finishing our honeymoon we started 22 years ago. I will be moving to the State where she now lives and will be building a home at the edge of a lake on 2 and one half acres of land that backs up to a national forrest. We plan on being together for the next 30 or more years. I am a survivor and don't give up. We all like to be the best we can be. "
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05-01-2002, 05:05 PM
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There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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format c:
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05-01-2002, 05:08 PM
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Please, give him hope.
LMAO. It's probably spacedog's cousin.
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05-01-2002, 05:10 PM
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Right click on the mail and a rules option usually pops up. There's a nice perm delete option in there
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Ignorance is never bliss. 
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05-01-2002, 05:13 PM
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That guy is feckin craaazyyy!
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05-01-2002, 05:16 PM
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05-01-2002, 05:23 PM
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Listen to this i got a 4 PAGE WORD FILE about someones life (10pt) about how they wanted to enlarge their penis.
i will save u from that one.
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05-01-2002, 05:24 PM
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Quote:
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05-01-2002, 05:30 PM
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Hey... That's Ram!
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05-01-2002, 06:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: ripenedpeach.com
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That is too funny. I almost fell out of my chair laughing because it reminds me of some of the whacked out crazy email we get as tech support questions for one of our products.
There are definitely some messed up folks out there. Jak |
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05-01-2002, 06:22 PM
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Tell him to join the army.
They're the best they can be, and they're the best they can be before most other people get out of bed in the morning.
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05-01-2002, 06:28 PM
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if uve told boneprone once he cant have a free membership , he just tries and tries again......
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05-01-2002, 06:34 PM
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Thats one crazy mofo man - geez
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05-01-2002, 08:06 PM
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freaky
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