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After Shock Media · 05-13-2006, 07:45 PM

Thankfully I felt a little squeamish today. So when I was hit with sudden pain in the abdomen that I figured was gas. I decided to just go release it while sitting on the toilet. I squeezed & pushed, to my dismay nothing came. I sat there for a moment and figured I would have to deal with the gas pain, so I reached for the Gaz-X behind me. Right as I twisted my stomach let go, and no I do not mean some foul noxious odor came pouring forth either. This was roughly the sound of someone knocking the cap off of a fire hydrant. I literally shrank down and eventually was resting my chest on my knees, while the bowel demons unleashed their fury. I felt as it was never going to end, as if a hose had been ran down my throat and my ass damn had given way. I am pretty damn sure I will not need to go again for a few days. I just thank gut instinct that I went and sat on the toilet before I tried to push out what I thought was a fart.

Yes I know, way to much information but I felt inclined to share.

JD · 05-13-2006, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Thankfully I felt a little squeamish today. So when I was hit with sudden pain in the abdomen that I figured was gas. I decided to just go release it while sitting on the toilet. I squeezed & pushed, to my dismay nothing came. I sat there for a moment and figured I would have to deal with the gas pain, so I reached for the Gaz-X behind me. Right as I twisted my stomach let go, and no I do not mean some foul noxious odor came pouring forth either. This was roughly the sound of someone knocking the cap off of a fire hydrant. I literally shrank down and eventually was resting my chest on my knees, while the bowel demons unleashed their fury. I felt as it was never going to end, as if a hose had been ran down my throat and my ass damn had given way. I am pretty damn sure I will not need to go again for a few days. I just thank gut instinct that I went and sat on the toilet before I tried to push out what I thought was a fart.

Yes I know, way to much information but I felt inclined to share.

congrats to the winners

geedub · 05-13-2006, 07:55 PM

i thought for it to be a shart, technicly this would of needed to take place in your pants? You pretty much just took a poop.

After Shock Media · 05-13-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by geedub

i thought for it to be a shart, technicly this would of needed to take place in your pants? You pretty much just took a poop.

Fuck I aint gunna argue semantics right now. It also was not just a poop. A poop does not explode out your ass as pure liquid and and make the toilet water rise 3 inches.

Spunky · 05-13-2006, 08:03 PM

Sounds like me after a night of too many beers

JD · 05-13-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

A poop does not explode out your ass as pure liquid and and make the toilet water rise 3 inches.

omfg

Dagwolf · 05-13-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

congrats to the winners

And what a winner! I haven't had a shart like that in years.

BusterBunny · 05-13-2006, 08:56 PM

couldn't pick one so you get two....

Deej · 05-13-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

omfg

Spermy, that is one CRRRAAZZZZY sig mofo....

JD · 05-13-2006, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej_E4A

Spermy, that is one CRRRAAZZZZY sig mofo....

thanks mang

fuzebox · 05-13-2006, 11:57 PM

Nice.

I dropped a nice bomb this morning (hangover shits are the best)... Could smell it all over my place, I had to open all the windows and go out for an hour.

05-13-2006, 07:45 PM	#1
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	The great shart of 2006! Thankfully I felt a little squeamish today. So when I was hit with sudden pain in the abdomen that I figured was gas. I decided to just go release it while sitting on the toilet. I squeezed & pushed, to my dismay nothing came. I sat there for a moment and figured I would have to deal with the gas pain, so I reached for the Gaz-X behind me. Right as I twisted my stomach let go, and no I do not mean some foul noxious odor came pouring forth either. This was roughly the sound of someone knocking the cap off of a fire hydrant. I literally shrank down and eventually was resting my chest on my knees, while the bowel demons unleashed their fury. I felt as it was never going to end, as if a hose had been ran down my throat and my ass damn had given way. I am pretty damn sure I will not need to go again for a few days. I just thank gut instinct that I went and sat on the toilet before I tried to push out what I thought was a fart. Yes I know, way to much information but I felt inclined to share. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

05-13-2006, 07:55 PM	#3
geedub Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: concrete jungle Posts: 3,489	i thought for it to be a shart, technicly this would of needed to take place in your pants? You pretty much just took a poop. __________________ Reliable web host that actually cares, tell em geedub sent ya. Vacares

05-13-2006, 08:03 PM	#5
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,934	Sounds like me after a night of too many beers __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-13-2006, 08:56 PM	#8
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	couldn't pick one so you get two.... __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

05-13-2006, 11:57 PM	#11
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,070	Nice. I dropped a nice bomb this morning (hangover shits are the best)... Could smell it all over my place, I had to open all the windows and go out for an hour.