30 Things Stressed Women Say at Work - GoFuckYourself.com

Fucksakes · 06-13-2006, 08:04 AM

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well this day was a total waste of make up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize
you haven't gone to sleep yet.

16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.

18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

pussyluver · 06-13-2006, 08:07 AM

Great one liners, can't say I hear them much.

sweetgirl2006 · 06-13-2006, 01:09 PM

thanks for info

madawgz · 06-13-2006, 02:16 PM

haha those ones are pretty funny

reynold · 06-13-2006, 08:21 PM

I think I heard mom saying few of those lines - at a much higher pitch..

Spunky · 06-13-2006, 08:26 PM

Lol..some of those are great

bobbyjuly · 06-13-2006, 09:22 PM

pretty funny. I havent heard most of them b4 so u made my nite. Thanks man.

iWeb_Iya · 06-13-2006, 10:49 PM

Nice!

woj · 06-13-2006, 10:51 PM

heh, some good ones there...

Pornwolf · 06-13-2006, 10:53 PM

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

I love that one.

Lutz Meyerding · 06-13-2006, 11:10 PM

pretty funny

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 06-13-2006, 11:12 PM

"17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too."

hahahaha, those are nice lists...

popy · 06-14-2006, 12:22 AM

Never got any of those remarks.

06-13-2006, 08:04 AM	#1
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	30 Things Stressed Women Say at Work 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of make up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too. 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done. 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 24. Earth is full. Go home. 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego? 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. 29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. 30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

06-13-2006, 01:09 PM	#3
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madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	haha those ones are pretty funny __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

06-13-2006, 08:26 PM	#6
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,934	Lol..some of those are great __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-13-2006, 09:22 PM	#7
bobbyjuly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 404	pretty funny. I havent heard most of them b4 so u made my nite. Thanks man. __________________ http://www.whoisnexxxt.com Where Adult Stars come to play! Last edited by bobbyjuly; 06-13-2006 at 09:23 PM.. Reason: spelling

06-13-2006, 08:07 AM	#2
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Great one liners, can't say I hear them much.

06-13-2006, 08:21 PM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I think I heard mom saying few of those lines - at a much higher pitch..

06-13-2006, 10:49 PM	#8
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06-13-2006, 10:51 PM	#9
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	heh, some good ones there... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	23. You look like shit. Is that the style now? I love that one. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

06-13-2006, 11:10 PM	#11
Lutz Meyerding So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 103	pretty funny

06-13-2006, 11:12 PM	#12
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	"17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too." hahahaha, those are nice lists... __________________

06-14-2006, 12:22 AM	#13
popy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 244	Never got any of those remarks. __________________ Sign up for - Facial Abuse