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Malicious Biz · 06-16-2006, 07:51 PM

I had a dream when I took a nap earlier today that christians had a large revival on my front yard.

but the reverand was drunk

and bitches were getting naked

Wtf does that shit mean?

notabook · 06-16-2006, 07:52 PM

Here's a hint: Don't smoke weed before you go to sleep.

BoyAlley · 06-16-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I had a dream when I took a nap earlier today that christians had a large revival on my front yard.

but the reverand was drunk

and bitches were getting naked

Wtf does that shit mean?

It means you're gay......

Malicious Biz · 06-16-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

It means you're gay......

madawgz · 06-16-2006, 08:04 PM

spending too much time on the interweb?

notabook · 06-16-2006, 08:05 PM

The honest, serious way I would interpret it?

You feel that either you or somebody you know is being restricted in some way by the chains that religion places on you, the restrictions that you must follow while being a zealot. You secretly wish that either you or somebody you know who is religious would stop taking it so seriously and literally and just learn how to have fun in life and not worry about offending an omnipotent imaginary god.

Either that or you have a fetish for religious pussy.

Malicious Biz · 06-16-2006, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

You feel that either you or somebody you know is being restricted in some way by the chains that religion places on you, the restrictions that you must follow while being a zealot. You secretly wish that either you or somebody you know who is religious would stop taking it so seriously and literally and just learn how to have fun in life and not worry about offending an omnipotent imaginary god.

This is total of base. you're fucking useless.. anyone else here no their ass from a hole in the ground on this subject?

notabook · 06-16-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

This is total of base. you're fucking useless.. anyone else here no their ass from a hole in the ground on this subject?

Looks like I hit the nail right on the head! Congrats believer, now get back to your church and worship your omnipotent alien and be fearful of offending him

E$_manager · 06-16-2006, 08:10 PM

you are stuck in porno and your dreams became full of naked women
Relax!

E$_manager · 06-16-2006, 08:12 PM

and stop sitting in i-net and this forum, go out and breath the fresh air, Will feel better next night.
Joking.
In fact i have no idea what it could be about.

Malicious Biz · 06-16-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Looks like I hit the nail right on the head! Congrats believer, now get back to your church and worship your omnipotent alien and be fearful of offending him

Go suck jesus cock you fucking moron.

Nismo · 06-16-2006, 08:16 PM

it means you enjoy mustard.

Malicious Biz · 06-16-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

it means you enjoy mustard.

I DO enjoy mustard. Wierd.

notabook · 06-16-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Go suck jesus cock you fucking moron.

Hey I didn't say you were a Christian; there is an equally good of a chance that you are a Buddhist, a practitioner of the Islamic faith, or hell maybe even practice Confucianism. But you?re of a religious heritage regardless ;) Enjoy your faith buddy!

E$_manager · 06-16-2006, 08:24 PM

and do do not drink too much

Grapesoda · 06-16-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I had a dream when I took a nap earlier today that christians had a large revival on my front yard.

but the reverand was drunk

and bitches were getting naked

Wtf does that shit mean?

you had better move berofe next week would be my guess and buy a gun, and some rattle snake venum antidote as well as 3-4 potatoes

Jace · 06-16-2006, 08:56 PM

My wife actually is awesome at interpreting dreams, she has all kinds of books and shit on the matter...but she is out right now..if you are serious I can ask her later

My first thought after reading what you said is to think that you at some point had religion in your life, probably when you were younger, and the religious values you had are seeping into your porn life...and the drunk preacher and naked chicks are your minds way of justifying what you do now....meaning, if the preacher is drunk and the chicks are naked, why is religion any worse or better than porn?

to be honest, it could also be just a dream....sometimes they mean shit, and sometime they are just wierd events in your head...not every single dream means something

J. Falcon · 06-16-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I had a dream when I took a nap earlier today that christians had a large revival on my front yard.

but the reverand was drunk

and bitches were getting naked

Wtf does that shit mean?

Sounds like you got an issue with Christians, and maybe your drinking too much lately, or you just like to drink, or you think Christians are all drunks, especially the Reverands. The rest I would say is your constant exposure to pornography.

Antonio · 06-16-2006, 10:16 PM

it means very soon you're going to have gay sex with 3 muslim guys, sorry ;(

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	My wife actually is awesome at interpreting dreams, she has all kinds of books and shit on the matter...but she is out right now..if you are serious I can ask her later My first thought after reading what you said is to think that you at some point had religion in your life, probably when you were younger, and the religious values you had are seeping into your porn life...and the drunk preacher and naked chicks are your minds way of justifying what you do now....meaning, if the preacher is drunk and the chicks are naked, why is religion any worse or better than porn? to be honest, it could also be just a dream....sometimes they mean shit, and sometime they are just wierd events in your head...not every single dream means something

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	it means very soon you're going to have gay sex with 3 muslim guys, sorry ;(