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Old 08-02-2006, 11:06 AM   #1
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My brothers and I seem to have an affinity towards asian girls - My mother was once enquiring into why this mayy be and I replied with " it's their prehensile vaginas" .... she never brought it up again.


I found it while searching to see if "hensile" was a word (It's not). Prehensile (to grasp) does not mean "before hensile"; It's derived from the latin word Prehensio, "to sieze".

The more you know...
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:12 AM   #2
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:13 AM   #3
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We need more of this - maybe we should have a "word of the day" style thing.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:15 AM   #4
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:21 AM   #5
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Word of the Day "Prehensile"
ha ha ha could be a new niche
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:18 PM   #6
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Word of the Day "Prehensile"

Only on porn!
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:29 PM   #8
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this thread is useless without video of the kid passing out at the spelling bee.....

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic541.htm
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:30 PM   #9
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:45 PM   #10
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Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:58 PM   #11
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Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.
how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas?
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:58 PM   #12
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:00 PM   #13
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how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas?
Not first hand experience unfortunately I would totally fuck a dolphin if I could get away with it. Hey that one jewish chick married one... so what's wrong with you fucking them
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:21 PM   #14
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:25 PM   #15
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just pop her one right in the mouth, that'll shut her up.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:38 PM   #16
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how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas?
It's like the GFYDiscovery Channel

Last night I was watching Shark Week, and the guy from the "Dirty Jobs" series was making jokes to some female marine biologist on how the Great White Shark had two penises. I damn near spewed my drink thinking, who was looking?!?!?!
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:40 PM   #17
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this thread is useless without video of the kid passing out at the spelling bee.....

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Haha... "Stop the clock"
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Old 08-03-2006, 04:10 AM   #18
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Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.
And at the end, you could use their inbuilt radar to find the way home - although you'd probably be followed by a few activists saying you were harming the dolphin. No worries there though - just explain you put your cock up it's twunt and they'll faint right away.
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