We Have The Life Cycle Backwards!! (Funny) - GoFuckYourself.com

DateDoc · 09-01-2006, 02:30 PM

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

godisdead · 09-01-2006, 03:36 PM

Yeah, that's a good one. Heard it already, but it's always nice to hear it again.

sixsax · 09-01-2006, 03:58 PM

I had already planned to finish off with an orgasm, but good stuff regardless.

Big Red Machine · 09-01-2006, 04:01 PM

Youth is Wasted on the Young

DateDoc · 09-01-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Youth is Wasted on the Young

so very true

Fresh · 09-01-2006, 04:47 PM

thats awesome. thats what im doing for sure next time.

StuartD · 09-01-2006, 06:40 PM

You start life needing diapers, you finish life needing diapers.

The life "cycle" is just that... a cycle. You start the way you finished. Dependant and fragile.

09-01-2006, 02:30 PM	#1
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	We Have The Life Cycle Backwards!! (Funny) I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. __________________

09-01-2006, 03:36 PM	#2
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09-01-2006, 03:58 PM	#3
sixsax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 213	I had already planned to finish off with an orgasm, but good stuff regardless.

09-01-2006, 06:40 PM	#7
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	You start life needing diapers, you finish life needing diapers. The life "cycle" is just that... a cycle. You start the way you finished. Dependant and fragile.