Hey LADIES, here are "THE RULES" from a man's perspective!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 08-30-2006, 01:39 PM

We always hear "the rules" from the female perspective.

Now here are the rules from the male perspective.

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really!!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

2HousePlague · 08-30-2006, 01:44 PM

I've been camping for about a month now -- lol.

2hp

Fuckin Bill · 08-30-2006, 01:45 PM

some nice ones

Donny · 08-30-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I've been camping for about a month now -- lol.

2hp

That sucks.

Belinda · 08-30-2006, 01:48 PM

Hope you like camping donny.

oh wait we have spare rooms..... so that is like camping in a tent trailer or 1 mill $ motor home......eeek

Donny · 08-30-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

Hope you like camping donny.

oh wait we have spare rooms..... so that is like camping in a tent trailer or 1 mill $ motor home......eeek

Dayum!

Anna_O · 08-30-2006, 01:50 PM

PussyTeenies · 08-30-2006, 01:52 PM

crazies · 08-30-2006, 01:54 PM

Just hop in the boat Donny and I am sure you will find something on the lake to keep you warm

Belinda · 08-30-2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazies

Just hop in the boat Donny and I am sure you will find something on the lake to keep you warm

yeah i am sure I could find something to keep me company as well

carol.prime · 08-30-2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Need I say more? =)

Donny · 08-30-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

yeah i am sure I could find something to keep me company as well

Double Dayum!

tranza · 08-30-2006, 02:09 PM

Very nice thread....

squishypimp · 08-30-2006, 02:16 PM

awesome rules!

King of Queens · 08-30-2006, 02:27 PM

For you new and up coming ladies rule # 1 needs to be memorized thoroughly before getting keys to anything

Great post

aimeesweet · 08-30-2006, 03:00 PM

It's nice to know that you boys have rules too lol

crazies · 08-30-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

yeah i am sure I could find something to keep me company as well

Yeah I heard Aaron has that spot reserved and I get to go out on the boat with Donny

Big Red Machine · 08-30-2006, 04:34 PM

Rule #1 "My Bitch Better have my Money, nor Rain,Sleet or Snow...My Bitch better Have all my Money Not Some Not Half BUT ALL my Cash or My Foot is Going Dead in HEr Ass" ...Pimp from "I'm Going to Get you Sucka"

Dvae · 08-30-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

Hope you like camping donny.

oh wait we have spare rooms..... so that is like camping in a tent trailer or 1 mill $ motor home......eeek

Sounds like the two of you have 'issues'

2HousePlague · 08-30-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

That sucks.

lolol -- the upside is, because of the long abstinence, I have Chi coming out of my nose --

2hp

Scott McD · 08-30-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

I hate when they ask this.

They obviously think that they are. And yet if you do say yes, they go crazy.

I always say yes just to piss them off...

rodney25 · 08-30-2006, 05:57 PM

"Crying is blackmail"

I like this one

media · 08-30-2006, 06:03 PM

I'm gonna print these to stick on my refrigerator...

tony286 · 08-30-2006, 06:06 PM

alot of them are so true

Anna_Miller · 08-30-2006, 06:11 PM

LOL!

Here is maybe some incite into women vs. men.

Now I'm going to go eat some chocolate!

Basic_man · 08-30-2006, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

That is sooooooooooooooooo damn true! Comon girls!

Pornwolf · 08-30-2006, 07:30 PM

All of that is true. Good post.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-30-2006, 08:06 PM

nice thread...
at least, we earned knowledge of guys' rules..
guys are sometimes hard to understand but i know you're having more difficulty understanding gals...

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Hey LADIES, here are "THE RULES" from a man's perspective!! We always hear "the rules" from the female perspective. Now here are the rules from the male perspective. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really!! 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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