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Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 03:24 PM

Except that the dancer makes you feel cheap or that you just don't know how to day know?

Seriously...

Why would you pay for somebody to tease you...

polish_aristocrat · 09-30-2006, 03:26 PM

so that you can then go and fuck your 200 lbs wife ?

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 03:27 PM

I enjoy having naked women half my age rub their sexy bodies all over me. I'm funny like that.

Gillespie · 09-30-2006, 03:27 PM

It's the lamest investment ever.

sixsax · 09-30-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so that you can then go and fuck your 200 lbs wife ?

Haha, so it's all about working up your appetite and then go home to eat.

Klen · 09-30-2006, 03:29 PM

It's has more effect to buy a whore

BSleazy · 09-30-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Except that the dancer makes you feel cheap or that you just don't know how to day know?

Seriously...

Why would you pay for somebody to tease you...

Because it's fun to go out and have a good time at a strip club once in a while.

Barefootsies · 09-30-2006, 03:31 PM

No idea. I would pay for a footjob.

But there is no way I would pay for someone to wipe on me for 3 minutes.

viki · 09-30-2006, 03:33 PM

I like seeing girls' definition of "sexy". Even if you're against paying for sex, it's still fun -admit it!

Monique Niccole · 09-30-2006, 03:36 PM

Because it's fun to go out, drink and party with some strippers and not sit in the house like some shut-in computer nerd.

Monique Niccole · 09-30-2006, 03:36 PM

double post...sorry

fuzebox · 09-30-2006, 03:38 PM

It's fun

NoWhErE · 09-30-2006, 03:53 PM

Well, when you're young, you could easily go out to a Club and pick up a girl thats just as hot.

When ya get older, its fun to relive your glory days a bit

SlamDesigns · 09-30-2006, 03:54 PM

I just spent $150 on a lap dance a few weeks ago. Don't ask.

OG LennyT · 09-30-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

When ya get older, its fun to relive your glory days a bit

exactly

brand0n · 09-30-2006, 04:05 PM

all for fun..

Zarathustra · 09-30-2006, 04:07 PM

peer pressure

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Well, when you're young, you could easily go out to a Club and pick up a girl thats just as hot.

When ya get older, its fun to relive your glory days a bit

You nailed it. What am I going to do, go be The Old Guy at some hip club? No thanks.

Quotealex · 09-30-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Except that the dancer makes you feel cheap

A stripper that make you feel cheap won't be a successful stripper. Her job is to make you fill feel like a biggest stud and smarter guy she met in a long time so that you can spend your money and more on her.

lucky1 · 09-30-2006, 04:12 PM

Because when there are tits in your face you do stupid things.

Quotealex · 09-30-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Why would you pay for somebody to tease you...

As hobbyists, we get a kick seeing how far they're willing to tease for more of our business. It's all about playing head games which excite us.

Huggles · 09-30-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I enjoy having naked women half my age rub their sexy bodies all over me. I'm funny like that.

Too fat / ugly / stinky to get it for free?

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Too fat / ugly / stinky to get it for free?

So naive you believe in "free"?

Huggles · 09-30-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

Because it's fun to go out, drink and party with some strippers and not sit in the house like some shut-in computer nerd.

Nothing like PAYING for some dirtbag who rubbed her ratty cooch on 50 other laps that night to sit on your cock and have some shitty small talk with!

How about going to a nightclub and meeting a hot chick who wants to party with you for the company?

Quotealex · 09-30-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gillespie

It's the lamest investment ever.

No one in their right mind would consider it an investment, unless your intention is to find content girls.

Huggles · 09-30-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

So naive you believe in "free"?

Guys like you are always too ugly / fat to get it for free.

The last girl I was seeing probably paid for more shit than I did and she made 10 times less. She is the one that got this cute brunette drunk at the bar and brought her home with us.

Huggles · 09-30-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You nailed it. What am I going to do, go be The Old Guy at some hip club? No thanks.

Maybe with some style and game you could. Although if you're 40+ and still want young poon, then I guess you'll have to hit a gym or PAY for brainless dirtbags. Then again, at that point, why not just get a whore, why bother with the strip club? Of course, those girls are usually for sale too...

Crasy Bitch · 09-30-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Except that the dancer makes you feel cheap or that you just don't know how to day know?

Seriously...

Why would you pay for somebody to tease you...

lol did you go to Pigale with Luc again ???

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

The last girl I was seeing probably paid for more shit than I did and she made 10 times less.

Damn, she must have been seriously desperate for companionship. How fat and ugly was she?

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Maybe with some style and game you could. Although if you're 40+ and still want young poon, then I guess you'll have to hit a gym or PAY for brainless dirtbags. Then again, at that point, why not just get a whore, why bother with the strip club? Of course, those girls are usually for sale too...

Where I live the strip clubs are also brothels.

Huggles · 09-30-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Damn, she must have been seriously desperate for companionship. How fat and ugly was she?

She's a cutie for sure, Markus and Spewie have met her

she is one of the coolest chicks I have EVER known.

Believe it or not, there are women who like to spend their own money. It's easy to find hot chicks that will use you for your dough and not like YOU one bit.

Monique Niccole · 09-30-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Nothing like PAYING for some dirtbag who rubbed her ratty cooch on 50 other laps that night to sit on your cock and have some shitty small talk with!

How about going to a nightclub and meeting a hot chick who wants to party with you for the company?

Some nights you want to eat hamburger, some nights you want chicken. Variety is fun and every now and then, so are strip clubs

Oh and some of the girls you meet in a regular night club have rubbed their cooch on just as many laps.

broke · 09-30-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Nothing like PAYING for some dirtbag who rubbed her ratty cooch on 50 other laps that night to sit on your cock and have some shitty small talk with!

Heh - only thing more high risk than "strip club" pussy is "dance club" pussy.

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

She's a cutie for sure, Markus and Spewie have met her

she is one of the coolest chicks I have EVER known.

Believe it or not, there are women who like to spend their own money. It's easy to find hot chicks that will use you for your dough and not like YOU one bit.

So she's a "cutie" and "cool"? Sounds like a case of "she's got a good personality."

Maybe she's not ugly, but you pretty much just admitted she's fat, hence her willingness to foot the bill just to have a little male companionship.
Why the fuck don't you pick up the bill? Are you some cheap loser that exploits lonely fat girls? You call that "game"?

L-Pink · 09-30-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gillespie

It's the lamest investment ever.

Investment? How about entertainment .....

scotty2hotty1111 · 09-30-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

No idea. I would pay for a footjob.

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Huggles · 09-30-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

So she's a "cutie" and "cool"? Sounds like a case of "she's got a good personality."

Maybe she's not ugly, but you pretty much just admitted she's fat, hence her willingness to foot the bill just to have a little male companionship.
Why the fuck don't you pick up the bill? Are you some cheap loser that exploits lonely fat girls? You call that "game"?

1. She's skinny
2. She's very intelligent

Cheap loser? Not cheap, but I date girls who don't need to, or want to, be paid for.

Why don't I pick up the bill? I don't have to. You do.

escorpio · 09-30-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Why don't I pick up the bill? I don't have to. You do.

If you never pick up a bill when out with a woman it is because you were raised to have zero class. Either that or you're another computer geek with a rich fantasy life where you're a "pimp". Which is it?

J. Falcon · 09-30-2006, 06:15 PM

Never paid for a lapdance. Are you allowed to touch?

E$_manager · 09-30-2006, 06:20 PM

Some people call it art.
tap-dance is also art.

SlamDesigns · 09-30-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

Some people call it art.
tap-dance is also art.

Nah, I think you're confused. Tap-dancers are normally 60 year old dudes named "Art".

wdsguy · 09-30-2006, 06:41 PM

I don't get it either, for what most guys pay for lap dances - you might as well get a hooker.

Drake · 09-30-2006, 06:46 PM

Paying to get dick teased seems like a waste

Quotealex · 09-30-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

for what most guys pay for lap dances - you might as well get a hooker.

I get ask this kind of reply often. I prefer spending $300+ a week on stripper and have zero interest in paying, not even $1, on a hooker.

Huggles · 10-01-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

If you never pick up a bill when out with a woman it is because you were raised to have zero class. Either that or you're another computer geek with a rich fantasy life where you're a "pimp". Which is it?

Ok, do I have to draw this out for you?

50/50, or so. Yes, this means, I might pay for a meal or something one day, and then the next she's bringing me lunch and a bottle of Jack. Or I'll rent a cabin somewhere and she buys the food for a week.

Only a fool gets in the habit of picking up every bill. Look at what you said originally. "Free"? I pointed out that for YOU it's not free. For YOU, YOU have to pay because you apparently attract women that demand the man pays for everything. Isn't it sad that she only wants to stick around for the money?

Tell you what, I can meet you in Costa Rica and show you just what kind of a balance between geek and pimp I actually lead. While you're paying some dirty tica whore for her company, I won't have to pay.

CaptainHowdy · 10-01-2006, 01:07 PM

Very true, lap dances are pointless...

woj · 10-01-2006, 01:31 PM

yea, I must agree, it's really a bad way to spend your $$...

escorpio · 10-01-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Ok, do I have to draw this out for you?

50/50, or so. Yes, this means, I might pay for a meal or something one day, and then the next she's bringing me lunch and a bottle of Jack. Or I'll rent a cabin somewhere and she buys the food for a week.

Only a fool gets in the habit of picking up every bill. Look at what you said originally. "Free"? I pointed out that for YOU it's not free. For YOU, YOU have to pay because you apparently attract women that demand the man pays for everything. Isn't it sad that she only wants to stick around for the money?

Tell you what, I can meet you in Costa Rica and show you just what kind of a balance between geek and pimp I actually lead. While you're paying some dirty tica whore for her company, I won't have to pay.

Sorry, perhaps we were raised differently or it's a generational thing but I would consider having a woman pick up a tab for me classless, ungentlemanly and straight up emasculating. If you don't, that's you.

bdld · 10-01-2006, 01:55 PM

the world is filled with loser guys, simple as that.

madawgz · 10-01-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Investment? How about entertainment .....

exactly

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