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![]() I'm watching him for her, she's out of town and the cat got tangled in the blinds and hung himself.
![]() Do I tell her tonight on the phone or wait till she gets back? |
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ouch......
tell her on the phone... she'll calm down until she gets back...
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still trolling
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bury the cat say he ran
she will be sad but she will think he is still alive and well somewhere
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that's a bad situation
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I will say it is really crapy I think you should tell her what happen.
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#9 |
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tell her asap - its not your fault
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I see two options for you:
1- Kill yourself. 2- Commit suicide. |
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That is so sad
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Move out your sisters apartment.
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Notabook did it!
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boots are my religion
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telling sad news by phone is maybe a little bit "easier"
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I'm expecting for this reply!
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RC Cat
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That will bring you badluck
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say it got hit by a car while rescueing a child by pushing it out of the way
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I just watched The Boondock Saints and the scene where the cat gets shot... I've never laughed that hard before
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lol... that sucks
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Two choices
a) Lie. Say it ran away. b) buy a look-a-like cat |
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run... run like hell!!
but in all seriousness, if it was me, i think i'd still let her know even while on the trip. it's the right thing to do, and she'll hopefully forgive you by the time she returns. if you wait, the moment she gets home all she's thinking about is seeing her cat! if you wait and then have to tell her then, wear good padding and a hockey mask!!
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Man, that fucking sucks. Tell her when she gets back, so she can kick you in the balls personally.
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Tell her you sold it to a medical company for science expiriments. Hopefully the $500 they gave you for the cat will calm her down.
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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really?...wow
Mr. Romance
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This thread is useless without pics!
No man.. serious..that sucks.. just be honnest..
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It's a sad case of cat suicide, or the cat suddenly developed a taste for cumming while being asphyxiated with terrible results.
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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so, why'd you throw the cat at the window?
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Reach for those stars!
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Ok, now I believe it's a troll.
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This thread lacks pictures of sheep..
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You tell lies.
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When does she get back?
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You can run but you can't hide... Just wait for the judgment day!
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The first thing she will do whe she gets home is look for her cat, I think you should meet her at the car, walk her inside, make her a tea or drink and then tell her. Dont bullshit to her, shes a chick she will be able to read you like a book;)
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Call the CNN and just wait till your sister sees it on TV.
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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working on my tan
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Just more bs ......
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Make sure you lock up your room..
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Get a look a like and replace it
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