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Old 10-12-2006, 12:44 PM   #1
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This hasn't been a good day. I just killed my sisters cat, wtf am I going to do?

I'm watching him for her, she's out of town and the cat got tangled in the blinds and hung himself.

Do I tell her tonight on the phone or wait till she gets back?
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:44 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:48 PM   #3
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tell her on the phone... she'll calm down until she gets back...
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:05 PM   #4
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:07 PM   #5
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bury the cat say he ran
she will be sad but she will think he is still alive and well somewhere
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:10 PM   #6
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:18 PM   #7
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bury the cat say he ran
she will be sad but she will think he is still alive and well somewhere
LOL This is pretty good advice. If you must tell her wait till she gets home.
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:18 PM   #8
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I will say it is really crapy I think you should tell her what happen.
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:19 PM   #9
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tell her asap - its not your fault
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:19 PM   #10
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:20 PM   #11
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I'm watching him for her, she's out of town and the cat got tangled in the blinds and hung himself.

Do I tell her tonight on the phone or wait till she gets back?
!! Only happens to you...
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:21 PM   #12
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That is so sad I would wait until she got home. No point in stressing her out while out of town.

Don't beat yourself up too bad....it was a sad accident.
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:23 PM   #13
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:32 PM   #14
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:34 PM   #15
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telling sad news by phone is maybe a little bit "easier"
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:38 PM   #16
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That is so sad I would wait until she got home. No point in stressing her out while out of town.

Don't beat yourself up too bad....it was a sad accident.
I will try my best.
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:41 PM   #17
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Tell her the truth... when she gets home.
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:42 PM   #18
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Get the "cat" stuffed and a remote control motor and see if you can fool her!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:52 PM   #19
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:52 PM   #20
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:55 PM   #21
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say it got hit by a car while rescueing a child by pushing it out of the way
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:55 PM   #22
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I just watched The Boondock Saints and the scene where the cat gets shot... I've never laughed that hard before
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Old 10-12-2006, 02:01 PM   #23
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Old 10-12-2006, 02:05 PM   #24
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Two choices

a) Lie. Say it ran away.

b) buy a look-a-like cat
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Old 10-12-2006, 02:06 PM   #25
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Old 10-12-2006, 02:08 PM   #26
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run... run like hell!!

but in all seriousness, if it was me, i think i'd still let her know even while on the trip. it's the right thing to do, and she'll hopefully forgive you by the time she returns. if you wait, the moment she gets home all she's thinking about is seeing her cat! if you wait and then have to tell her then, wear good padding and a hockey mask!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 02:09 PM   #27
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Old 10-12-2006, 02:10 PM   #28
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Man, that fucking sucks. Tell her when she gets back, so she can kick you in the balls personally.
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:01 PM   #29
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Tell her you sold it to a medical company for science expiriments. Hopefully the $500 they gave you for the cat will calm her down.
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:07 PM   #32
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I'm watching him for her, she's out of town and the cat got tangled in the blinds and hung himself.

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She is going to be pissed............

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Old 10-12-2006, 03:17 PM   #33
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No man.. serious..that sucks.. just be honnest..
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It's a sad case of cat suicide, or the cat suddenly developed a taste for cumming while being asphyxiated with terrible results.
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:28 PM   #35
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:18 PM   #36
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You tell lies.

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When does she get back?
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The first thing she will do whe she gets home is look for her cat, I think you should meet her at the car, walk her inside, make her a tea or drink and then tell her. Dont bullshit to her, shes a chick she will be able to read you like a book;)
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I'm watching him for her, she's out of town and the cat got tangled in the blinds and hung himself.

Do I tell her tonight on the phone or wait till she gets back?
Call the CNN and just wait till your sister sees it on TV.
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