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Klen · 10-19-2006, 07:13 AM

Onestone
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so
named because he had only one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him
Onestone!

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then
one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone..."

He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love
to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
screwed her all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all
the next day, screwed her all the next night... but, Yellow
Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story???

And the moral is...
You can't kill two birds with one stone!

scottybuzz · 10-19-2006, 11:21 AM

hahhaha your such a dam idiot!

Aneros Josh · 10-19-2006, 11:23 AM

That was actually pretty funny

gimo33 · 10-19-2006, 11:27 AM

pretty funny....

marketsmart · 10-19-2006, 05:03 PM

pretty funny

free4porn · 10-19-2006, 05:14 PM

good joke

reynold · 10-19-2006, 06:06 PM

I hate spoiling your joke but I already heard this one before. Still funny though.

shekinah · 10-19-2006, 06:11 PM

Cute Joke! that makes some sense

squishypimp · 10-19-2006, 06:24 PM

funny

thanks for posting it!

MsWild · 10-20-2006, 05:15 AM

good one hahaha

luvlyn · 10-20-2006, 05:18 AM

it makes me smile! ^_^ \/

scottybuzz · 10-20-2006, 10:53 AM

hahahha12345

10-19-2006, 07:13 AM	#1
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Daily joke Onestone There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him Onestone! After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant serious business. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he screwed her all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all the next day, screwed her all the next night... but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story??? And the moral is... You can't kill two birds with one stone!

10-19-2006, 11:21 AM	#2
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10-19-2006, 11:27 AM	#4
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10-19-2006, 05:14 PM	#6
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10-19-2006, 06:11 PM	#8
shekinah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,452	Cute Joke! that makes some sense __________________ [Web Design \| Development \| Programming \| Content Writing ] ICQ: 238-890-469

10-19-2006, 11:23 AM	#3
Aneros Josh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,038	That was actually pretty funny

10-19-2006, 05:03 PM	#5
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	pretty funny

10-19-2006, 06:06 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I hate spoiling your joke but I already heard this one before. Still funny though.

10-19-2006, 06:24 PM	#9
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	funny thanks for posting it! __________________ Signature For Sale

10-20-2006, 05:15 AM	#10
MsWild Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,803	good one hahaha __________________ Always the biggest checks: [img]http://****************/sig/fhv3_j2_624x80_2.gif[/img]

10-20-2006, 05:18 AM	#11
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10-20-2006, 10:53 AM	#12
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	hahahha12345 __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$