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Old 01-18-2007, 11:11 AM   #1
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((PICS)) VERY CUTE new office assistant, what do you think?? ((PICS))

What do you think? He's very cute as you can see....



but aside from the wolf whistling at inappropriate moments, there have been a few other problems...

Sometimes he hides behind the keyboard to avoid working


He takes really long lunches


And even simple tasks like opening the mail seem to be a challenge


He sometimes is caught lying down on the job....


He's even been known to take naps.


And sometimes his friends show up during work hours...


So what do you think, should I let him stay?
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:14 AM   #2
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So is this why your productivity has gone up recently? hired help?

haha
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:16 AM   #3
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:17 AM   #4
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So is this why your productivity has gone up recently? hired help?

haha
yeah, remember this morning when you called "me" on the phone? That was actually him...
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:21 AM   #5
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:22 AM   #6
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how is that you didnt die eaten by the parrot? didnt lost a finger or an eye... i dont get it! this is a fake! fake parrot!
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:22 AM   #7
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Lol, nice parot...
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:23 AM   #8
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how is that you didnt die eaten by the parrot? didnt lost a finger or an eye... i dont get it! this is a fake! fake parrot!
I'm typing this from a hospital bed. The bird chewed my left leg off last week.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:23 AM   #9
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well don't let him give you any beak! Keep him in line!
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:43 AM   #10
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:10 PM   #11
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Teach him how to keep you from being AFK and you can fool everyone to think you are always online. ;)
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:34 PM   #12
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haha.. nice addition. What type of salary does he expect?

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Old 01-18-2007, 12:56 PM   #13
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Great looking bird..they can be quite the rascal sometimes
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:18 PM   #14
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:26 PM   #15
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that's a nice parrot
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:33 PM   #16
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:36 PM   #17
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That was great. I love birds. I'm hoping to get an African Grey here one of these days.

And nice story line
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:36 PM   #18
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What a cute little bugger!
I hope you have an awesome retirement program set up for him seeing that he could outlive Methuselah.
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:51 PM   #19
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It seems you got some precious helping force there
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:00 PM   #20
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haha.. nice addition. What type of salary does he expect?

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he works for peanuts (wow that was bad)
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:08 PM   #21
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Very...My girlfriend has 2 just like that...ONe with just one leg acutally.


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Old 01-18-2007, 03:54 PM   #22
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Very...My girlfriend has 2 just like that...ONe with just one leg acutally.


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aww. I have a cockatiel that's missing most of his toes. He still gets around OK though.
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:19 PM   #23
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:25 PM   #24
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:40 PM   #25
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:28 PM   #26
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I like them...
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:35 PM   #27
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:43 PM   #28
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:48 PM   #29
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I used to have a Hahn's Macaw that looked alot like your bird. Was very sweet and playful, but would get upset and start squawking loudly whenever I left the office. That got real old after a few months and I ended up giving him to a friend who had built an avitorium in a spare room and had three other small parrots.

So now my bird has plenty of love & attention and 3 other birds to play with... and has a whole room to stay in, instead of having to be put back in his cage every evening.
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:50 PM   #30
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awww looks like you love your birdie!! hes very cute!!
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hehe.. cute birdie...what we have right now are love birds. they multiply so fast that they can almost occupy the whole house...lol
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well he's read this thread and now he's got an ego about how cute he is.
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