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FatBird · 08-02-2002, 09:50 PM

I have a friend who was recently threatened by some deush bag
saying he would "fuck your life up". Not cool. Its an ex-boyfriend she knew for a few weeks and now he feels jaded. I have his e-mail address and have a few EVIL ideas but want to know what you guys can come up with.
His address is [email protected]
I can have his box shut down in a day but what would REALLY send THE message?
I know alot of you bastards are really Evil so I came to you for some direction.

and another board too of course.

VoodooMachine · 08-02-2002, 09:57 PM

Bite the Pillow Bitch...
I'm going in DRY!

Kimmykim · 08-02-2002, 09:58 PM

I'd sign him up for lots of porn mail. The gay and really weird stuff.

quiet · 08-02-2002, 10:01 PM

incubus ??

Kris · 08-02-2002, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
I'd sign him up for lots of porn mail. The gay and really weird stuff.

i agree... i've done this to a few people and it's pretty funny... however, you should think of something real to do to him. shutting down his email... big deal... it's a yahoo acct. send a him a male stripper to his work. fuck up his life first... send some girl to his work saying she's been trying to track him down for a while so he can meet his baby they had... or send a girl up there throwing a fit that she caught him at work and he's been lying and not paying child support.... dead beat dads suck

cold_ice · 08-02-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Kris

i agree... i've done this to a few people and it's pretty funny... however, you should think of something real to do to him. shutting down his email... big deal... it's a yahoo acct. send a him a male stripper to his work. fuck up his life first... send some girl to his work saying she's been trying to track him down for a while so he can meet his baby they had... or send a girl up there throwing a fit that she caught him at work and he's been lying and not paying child support.... dead beat dads suck

Good but take it futher. Have the girl crying and screaming at his work saying he gave her AIDs or maybe be nice and say HIV

SykkBoy · 08-02-2002, 11:39 PM

Evil is my middle name....

a few things you can do:
List his house or car for sale the local newspaper...make it a really outrageously cheap price and list in the ad "Please call before 5am due to shift work....

if you go with the house route, you can also list it as an open house and set the start time at 6am and buy mutliple listings

most local nifty nickle type publications have free happy or personal announcement ads....place a really bizarre ad and leave his phone number....

something very elaborate and expensive, buy a yellow pages ad for a gay/alternative dating or escort service and list his phone number.....

Kris · 08-02-2002, 11:40 PM

good call, hiv/aids is pretty harsh... you gotta watch how far you go cause if he's got any brains, you could get in trouble... i would go for a little less dramatic std. damn... i wish i knew you and could help. i love doing shit like this to people

hahmike · 08-02-2002, 11:45 PM

post an advertisement in the newspaper.

garage sale, 6am, sunday morning. at his address.

push dog shit through his letter box. pour cement or glue into his key holes. light a lighter underneath his car door handle, and hide when you see him approach. pour sodium tetrasulfate onto his lawn. call for pizzas and taxis to his house. scatter dead rodents on his lawn. report his place as a crack house.

Kris · 08-02-2002, 11:47 PM

hahaha... you guys are great... this made my night. i'm saving this post for when i need revenge

SykkBoy · 08-02-2002, 11:51 PM

Send flowers to his office and put a guy's name on the card....

something like "Thanks for the lovely evening and late night walk on the beach. Love and Kisses, Robert"

cyberpunk · 08-03-2002, 12:01 AM

Did someone say evil?

cold_ice · 08-03-2002, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Send flowers to his office and put a guy's name on the card....

something like "Thanks for the lovely evening and late night walk on the beach. Love and Kisses, Robert"

this is good

dirtyone · 08-03-2002, 12:30 AM

If you really want to ruin his life I would suggest the following...

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Check your newspaper's police blotter for a major theft that's occurred in his neighborhood. Call the police station from a pay phone. "Hello, I want to make an annonymous call about the theft the othe. Uh, I know who the guy is and he's been stealing ever since I've known him. I'm just starting to feel sorry for the people he's ripping off and want you to stop him but I don't want him to know who I am or he'll beat me up." Sound really whiney and nervous, "His name is *** **** and he lives at ******. He keeps all the stuff he steals either hidden in his closet or hooked up in his room and most of it all still has the serial numbers on them..." You get the idea. The police will want to move in on this horrible criminal and will probably get a search warrant so they can look for evidence.

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This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for him. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)
On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to him. After that, call up all the taxicabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on his street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on his street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that his house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.

The time-honored tradition of giving him a subscription to every magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell your doing tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task.
Now take this big stack of cards home and fill them all out in his name and send them in. Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you won't have to worry about the cost of stamps.
He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after that they'll harrass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't get into any kind of trouble because of it.
Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to his address.

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Just like the police blotter deal, find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them his plate number

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There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas.
o Forward all of his mail to London, England.
o Forward all of his grandparents mail to his house.
o Forward all of his mail to his place of employment. His boss will get really irked when he starts recieving mail there.
o Forward his best friend's mail to his home.
o Forward his mail to his school.
o Forward his mail to the police station.
o Forward his boss's mail to Asia.

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6) Kill his lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect. Try writing words with paint thinner.

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Is this evil enough or should I do some more?

TheApostate · 08-03-2002, 12:46 AM

damn dirtyone, you are fucked up man, i'll try not to piss you off ok?

dirtyone · 08-03-2002, 12:51 AM

you know it

but he said he wanted evil so thats what I gave him.... do you want me to go into the credit card/banking/callingcards/utilities stuff?

RodneyXXX · 08-03-2002, 01:43 AM

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DarkJedi · 08-03-2002, 03:29 AM

hire some ****** thugs to beat the shit out of him

jas1552 · 08-03-2002, 04:03 AM

Ummm I'd leave the cops, local businesses and firemen out of it.
In the early 90's this crazy bitch was stalking my father. She once got her boyfriend to call taxi's, pizza delivery, and the fire dept.
My dad and the fire dept pressed charges. They had the dude's voice on tape and he was convicted.

phogirl69 · 08-03-2002, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
you know it

do you want me to go into the credit card/banking/callingcards/utilities stuff?

Yes, please do.

dirtyone · 08-03-2002, 04:20 AM

There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in Seattle and my whole wallet was stolen with my Mastercard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on.
They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The Mastercard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit!
If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him.

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Again, the exact same proceedure. Say you're on vacation and all your calling cards were stolen. All they'll ask for is your home phone number and the cards are usually disconnected within four hours. Tell the lady that you really never use that card anyway so there's no need to issue a new one. This way, Chris won't know his cards are bad until he needs to use them.

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Disconnecting his service. First, call the billing office and have his line password protected. This means that anyone wanting to make any changes in his service will have to give the operator a password that you'll choose. Sometimes the operator will want to call back and verify that it's really who he says he is. Tell her that you're never home when they're open and she'll say "no problem" and ask for his social security number. If you know it, give it to her. If not, go crawl under something and die or go to the next step.
A few days after you've password protected the line, call the billing office again and tell them that you've moved out of the house already and you need the phone disconnected. They'll ask you for the password and disconnect the service, asking where you want the last bill sent to. Give them an address out of state.
Now after his line goes dead he's going to have one hell of a time convincing the billing office to hook it back up because you've password protected his line. He really has no way of proving that he is who he says he is because he doesn't have that password. You do.

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This works the same way that the credit card canceling thing works. Find out which bank he uses and call them. Tell them you're away on vacation and your Aunt just informed you that your house had been broken into. The thieves took all of your banking stuff including your checkbooks, savings passbook, and ATM card.
They'll immediately put a "freeze" on his account and he'll have to go through extra steps when he tries to withdraw and money. If he writes a check it probably will bounce and if he tries to use his ATM card the machine will eat it and he won't get it back until he's cleared up things with the bank.

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If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in his house. Just think about the fun this one can make.

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the eleven commandments of revenge

From the book "Revenge tactics from the master" by George Hayduke

Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business!
Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you.

Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands!
Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves.

Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time.

Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it.

Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city!
You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you?

Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim!
The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves.

Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot.

Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

Thou shalt never threaten thy victim!
Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you.

Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional!
If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

Hustlin Entertainment · 08-03-2002, 04:22 AM

im lost

xxxChamp · 08-03-2002, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
I'd sign him up for lots of porn mail. The gay and really weird stuff.

he would probaly just like it

SR · 08-03-2002, 04:41 AM

Only screw someone with the computer when he's too far away

Don't be a geek and bring the guy a visit.

shanet12 · 08-03-2002, 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by hahmike
post an advertisement in the newspaper.

garage sale, 6am, sunday morning. at his address.

this is probably the most evil thing in this thread. those old hahahahas driving up to your house at 4am asking when you're gonna lay your shit out is ridiculous. these bitches showed up at my house once just to buy shit for their garage sale opening later that morning.

whores.

Rebecka · 08-03-2002, 05:51 AM

FatBird · 08-03-2002, 01:00 PM

You guys are the shit. These will be great. The best ones won't really work though. Hes in the Navy and stationed in Japan so the office visits will be trouble. Alot of the other shit will be awesome. Before someone says "Why you messin with those great guys that fight terrorism and protect the country" let me answer. I fight too, just not the Navy, thank God I didn't make that mistake.

cold_ice · 08-03-2002, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FatBird
You guys are the shit. These will be great. The best ones won't really work though. Hes in the Navy and stationed in Japan so the office visits will be trouble. Alot of the other shit will be awesome. Before someone says "Why you messin with those great guys that fight terrorism and protect the country" let me answer. I fight too, just not the Navy, thank God I didn't make that mistake.

he is in the service.hmm now you tell us do all the gay shit to him. the flowers and shit.

Evil1 · 08-03-2002, 05:23 PM

Car-
break keys off in all locks: self explanitory

remove all lug nuts but one and replace hubcaps on each tire: tire(s) will fall off at some point, leave 2 on if ya want them to fall off over 30 mph.

remove oil pan plug, stuff cloth in hole: take string, one end to cloth, other to driveshaft (string can be loose between cloth and driveshaft but teie the knots tight.) car starts moviing, driveshaft pulls string and yanks out cloth, oil drains, motor seizes.

co2 cartridge clamped to exhast manifold (whip up the tailpip if cant get access to manifold under car) once car is running heats up and blows pipe (or muffler) off.

Remove the rings from driveshaft ujoints. he should at least make it out in the road before the car gets stranded.

if he parks next to anything stationary and you could conceal it, some thick ass rope tied around a tree, another car, jersey barrier, and his axel would produce something amusing.

if you can get under the hood theres tons of things to do. a rock/bolt/nut dropped in the valve cover would make him drive straight to a mechanic.. oil or watered down housepaint in his windshield fluid, switch wires around on the distributor. splice the horn into his headlights

eh thats enuff for now.

oh yeah, if you see a cotter pin anywhere remove it.

08-02-2002, 09:50 PM	#1
FatBird Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US Posts: 76	Wanna be Evil?! I have a friend who was recently threatened by some deush bag saying he would "fuck your life up". Not cool. Its an ex-boyfriend she knew for a few weeks and now he feels jaded. I have his e-mail address and have a few EVIL ideas but want to know what you guys can come up with. His address is [email protected] I can have his box shut down in a day but what would REALLY send THE message? I know alot of you bastards are really Evil so I came to you for some direction. and another board too of course.

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08-02-2002, 10:01 PM	#4
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	incubus ?? Last edited by quiet; 08-02-2002 at 10:13 PM..

08-02-2002, 11:39 PM	#7
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Evil is my middle name.... a few things you can do: List his house or car for sale the local newspaper...make it a really outrageously cheap price and list in the ad "Please call before 5am due to shift work.... if you go with the house route, you can also list it as an open house and set the start time at 6am and buy mutliple listings most local nifty nickle type publications have free happy or personal announcement ads....place a really bizarre ad and leave his phone number.... something very elaborate and expensive, buy a yellow pages ad for a gay/alternative dating or escort service and list his phone number..... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

08-02-2002, 11:40 PM	#8
Kris Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 940	good call, hiv/aids is pretty harsh... you gotta watch how far you go cause if he's got any brains, you could get in trouble... i would go for a little less dramatic std. damn... i wish i knew you and could help. i love doing shit like this to people __________________ I am the walrus.

08-02-2002, 09:58 PM	#3
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I'd sign him up for lots of porn mail. The gay and really weird stuff.

08-02-2002, 11:45 PM	#9
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	post an advertisement in the newspaper. garage sale, 6am, sunday morning. at his address. push dog shit through his letter box. pour cement or glue into his key holes. light a lighter underneath his car door handle, and hide when you see him approach. pour sodium tetrasulfate onto his lawn. call for pizzas and taxis to his house. scatter dead rodents on his lawn. report his place as a crack house.

08-02-2002, 11:47 PM	#10
Kris Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 940	hahaha... you guys are great... this made my night. i'm saving this post for when i need revenge __________________ I am the walrus.

08-02-2002, 11:51 PM	#11
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Send flowers to his office and put a guy's name on the card.... something like "Thanks for the lovely evening and late night walk on the beach. Love and Kisses, Robert" __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

08-03-2002, 12:01 AM	#12
cyberpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,377	Did someone say evil? __________________ POST NO ADS!

08-03-2002, 12:30 AM	#14
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	If you really want to ruin his life I would suggest the following... ** Check your newspaper's police blotter for a major theft that's occurred in his neighborhood. Call the police station from a pay phone. "Hello, I want to make an annonymous call about the theft the othe. Uh, I know who the guy is and he's been stealing ever since I've known him. I'm just starting to feel sorry for the people he's ripping off and want you to stop him but I don't want him to know who I am or he'll beat me up." Sound really whiney and nervous, "His name is * ** and he lives at **. He keeps all the stuff he steals either hidden in his closet or hooked up in his room and most of it all still has the serial numbers on them..." You get the idea. The police will want to move in on this horrible criminal and will probably get a search warrant so they can look for evidence. * This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can. You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for him. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.) On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to him. After that, call up all the taxicabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping. Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on his street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on his street at about 9:45 am. As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that his house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion. The time-honored tradition of giving him a subscription to every magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell your doing tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task. Now take this big stack of cards home and fill them all out in his name and send them in. Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you won't have to worry about the cost of stamps. He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after that they'll harrass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't get into any kind of trouble because of it. Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to his address. * Just like the police blotter deal, find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them his plate number * There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas. o Forward all of his mail to London, England. o Forward all of his grandparents mail to his house. o Forward all of his mail to his place of employment. His boss will get really irked when he starts recieving mail there. o Forward his best friend's mail to his home. o Forward his mail to his school. o Forward his mail to the police station. o Forward his boss's mail to Asia. * 6) Kill his lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect. Try writing words with paint thinner. * Is this evil enough or should I do some more?

08-03-2002, 12:46 AM	#15
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	damn dirtyone, you are fucked up man, i'll try not to piss you off ok?

08-03-2002, 12:51 AM	#16
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	you know it but he said he wanted evil so thats what I gave him.... do you want me to go into the credit card/banking/callingcards/utilities stuff? Last edited by dirtyone; 08-03-2002 at 12:53 AM..

08-03-2002, 01:43 AM	#17
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08-03-2002, 03:29 AM	#18
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	hire some ****** thugs to beat the shit out of him

08-03-2002, 04:03 AM	#19
jas1552 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Land of the free, home of the brave Posts: 1,462	Ummm I'd leave the cops, local businesses and firemen out of it. In the early 90's this crazy bitch was stalking my father. She once got her boyfriend to call taxi's, pizza delivery, and the fire dept. My dad and the fire dept pressed charges. They had the dude's voice on tape and he was convicted.

08-03-2002, 04:20 AM	#21
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in Seattle and my whole wallet was stolen with my Mastercard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on. They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The Mastercard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit! If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him. * Again, the exact same proceedure. Say you're on vacation and all your calling cards were stolen. All they'll ask for is your home phone number and the cards are usually disconnected within four hours. Tell the lady that you really never use that card anyway so there's no need to issue a new one. This way, Chris won't know his cards are bad until he needs to use them. * Disconnecting his service. First, call the billing office and have his line password protected. This means that anyone wanting to make any changes in his service will have to give the operator a password that you'll choose. Sometimes the operator will want to call back and verify that it's really who he says he is. Tell her that you're never home when they're open and she'll say "no problem" and ask for his social security number. If you know it, give it to her. If not, go crawl under something and die or go to the next step. A few days after you've password protected the line, call the billing office again and tell them that you've moved out of the house already and you need the phone disconnected. They'll ask you for the password and disconnect the service, asking where you want the last bill sent to. Give them an address out of state. Now after his line goes dead he's going to have one hell of a time convincing the billing office to hook it back up because you've password protected his line. He really has no way of proving that he is who he says he is because he doesn't have that password. You do. * This works the same way that the credit card canceling thing works. Find out which bank he uses and call them. Tell them you're away on vacation and your Aunt just informed you that your house had been broken into. The thieves took all of your banking stuff including your checkbooks, savings passbook, and ATM card. They'll immediately put a "freeze" on his account and he'll have to go through extra steps when he tries to withdraw and money. If he writes a check it probably will bounce and if he tries to use his ATM card the machine will eat it and he won't get it back until he's cleared up things with the bank. * If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in his house. Just think about the fun this one can make. *** the eleven commandments of revenge From the book "Revenge tactics from the master" by George Hayduke Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone! If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK. Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business! Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you. Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands! Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves. Thou shalt become a garbage collector! Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time. Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot! Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it. Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city! You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you? Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim! The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves. Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot! Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot. Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you! Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation. Thou shalt never threaten thy victim! Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you. Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional! If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

08-03-2002, 04:22 AM	#22
Hustlin Entertainment So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nassau,Bahamas Posts: 2,326	im lost

08-03-2002, 04:41 AM	#24
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Only screw someone with the computer when he's too far away Don't be a geek and bring the guy a visit.

08-03-2002, 05:51 AM	#26
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08-03-2002, 01:00 PM	#27
FatBird Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US Posts: 76	You guys are the shit. These will be great. The best ones won't really work though. Hes in the Navy and stationed in Japan so the office visits will be trouble. Alot of the other shit will be awesome. Before someone says "Why you messin with those great guys that fight terrorism and protect the country" let me answer. I fight too, just not the Navy, thank God I didn't make that mistake.

08-03-2002, 05:23 PM	#29
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	Car- break keys off in all locks: self explanitory remove all lug nuts but one and replace hubcaps on each tire: tire(s) will fall off at some point, leave 2 on if ya want them to fall off over 30 mph. remove oil pan plug, stuff cloth in hole: take string, one end to cloth, other to driveshaft (string can be loose between cloth and driveshaft but teie the knots tight.) car starts moviing, driveshaft pulls string and yanks out cloth, oil drains, motor seizes. co2 cartridge clamped to exhast manifold (whip up the tailpip if cant get access to manifold under car) once car is running heats up and blows pipe (or muffler) off. Remove the rings from driveshaft ujoints. he should at least make it out in the road before the car gets stranded. if he parks next to anything stationary and you could conceal it, some thick ass rope tied around a tree, another car, jersey barrier, and his axel would produce something amusing. if you can get under the hood theres tons of things to do. a rock/bolt/nut dropped in the valve cover would make him drive straight to a mechanic.. oil or watered down housepaint in his windshield fluid, switch wires around on the distributor. splice the horn into his headlights eh thats enuff for now. oh yeah, if you see a cotter pin anywhere remove it. __________________