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SmokeyTheBear · 05-25-2007, 10:52 PM

What was your first ever memory..?

Memories are kinda funny as your never quite sure if you actually remember it or you just remember other people telling you about it..

anyways my cat had kittens in my clother drawer 4 years old..

theres a few others a little earlier but i'm almost positive they are just memories i learned later from stories of me.

AaronM · 05-25-2007, 10:55 PM

I forget.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-25-2007, 10:56 PM

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I forget.

lol you musta been smokin da ganja

AaronM · 05-25-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol you musta been smokin da ganja

My parents grew it under the trailer. Now they have a meth lab in the basement....Obviously they have moved out of the trailer.

georgeyw · 05-25-2007, 11:02 PM

Earliest memory I have is hiding behind some curtains as my mother looked for me frantically. I was going to have an operation and didn't want a bar of it.

I was ~4 years old give or take 6 months...

Spunky · 05-25-2007, 11:03 PM

The only memory of my dad was at 5 after he left..grilling cheese sandwhiches

SleazyDream · 05-25-2007, 11:09 PM

right now the earliest thing i can remember is my playpen outside in the yard

martinsc · 05-25-2007, 11:25 PM

i think watching Tom & Jerry when i was about 5 years old... i used to watch it every day...

JamesK2 · 05-25-2007, 11:28 PM

something similiar to this:

SilentKnight · 05-25-2007, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

something similiar to this:

Mutt · 05-26-2007, 12:01 AM

specific memories? i got a puppy for my 4th birthday, an angry nervous fox terrier chihuahua cross and i do remember my dad coming home with it vividly.

but i definitely have earlier memories of being 3 but nothing specific, i remember being at home with my mother when my sisters were at school just watching television, a black and white that kept on losing the horizontal control, watching or helping her do housework. well i wasn't helping but when she vacuumed i would trail around after her because i loved the warm exhaust of the vacuum.

i remember wearing those pajamas with the feet in them and what they felt like.

polish_aristocrat · 05-26-2007, 12:15 AM

i remember my first day at kindergartern at age 3

i was crying

beemk · 05-26-2007, 12:18 AM

i remember some random stuff from when i was 3 or 4, nothing before that

mikeyddddd · 05-26-2007, 12:44 AM

I was almost four. My little sister and I were staying at one of our grandparents' house because our mom was in the hospital having our brother.

Our other grandfather had one of those huge Chrysler 4-doors. He brought our mom and brother home from the hospital after our brother was born. Our mom was about 5' tall and weighed 100 pounds. Our brother weighed about 9 pounds. They were laying in the back seat of our grandfather's car and he was almost as wide as the whole seat so that our mom had just a little bit of space. I thought, "Damn, he's a fat ass."

heymatty · 05-26-2007, 12:51 AM

We moved house when I was 3 and 1/2 and I have quite a few memories of the old house, but I cannot put them into words. Kind of weird almost just feelings of memories.

geedub · 05-26-2007, 12:56 AM

i got tons of memories of this pumpkin farm i grew up on.. i dunno how old i was when we moved in there but i was 5 when we left. anyways on my birthday i believe it was, i got a duplicate teenage mutant ninja turtles door poster.. those elite long ones that covered your entire door.. anyways i said something along the lines of "aw man i already got this one" and my mom smoked me in the face right at my party! lol

bobby666 · 05-26-2007, 01:02 AM

when my dad fucked my mother .... :-)

BusterBunny · 05-26-2007, 01:03 AM

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viva celebs · 05-26-2007, 01:04 AM

viewing this thread

BigBen · 05-26-2007, 01:04 AM

I remember riding my tricycle in front of my house and my neighbor asking me how old I was and me telling her and showing with my fingers, that I was three years old.

Weird.

viva celebs · 05-26-2007, 01:05 AM

viewing this thread..

en21 · 05-26-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol you musta been smokin da ganja

I forgot too.. shit I may have been sharing some ganja with him

Turboface · 05-26-2007, 01:24 AM

The first thing I remembered was climbing out of this slippery cave, finally making it out, only to be held upside down by my legs, only to be beaten by this giant with three eyes.

drowsy · 05-26-2007, 04:16 AM

Cipiripi

thricer · 05-26-2007, 04:29 AM

I really don't remember

Scott McD · 05-26-2007, 04:34 AM

Hmmm, you've got me thinking now...

Dirty Dane · 05-26-2007, 04:45 AM

I remember the day I was born. There were beaver all over me.

rowan · 05-26-2007, 04:56 AM

I remember constantly kissing my "girlfriend" at school when I was 5. The teacher had to separate us.

I saw her naked once but puberty was a fair few years away, so apart from curiosity I wasn't that interested.

I can probably remember further back if I really try, but that one sticks in my mind...

xcitecash · 05-26-2007, 05:21 AM

someone playing a 7" vinyl called Telstar... in 1963

chaze · 05-26-2007, 05:25 AM

1-1/2 pooping in my pants, pops was pissed.

viki · 05-26-2007, 05:30 AM

My earliest memory is getting stitches on my hand when I was three and screaming my guts off, telling the doctors I'll never play outside again if they just stop. I know this is a real memory and not something I was told as my mom was kicked out of the doctor's office for freaking out too much so I was in there alone.

Fap · 05-26-2007, 05:49 AM

My first words actually.

just a punk · 05-26-2007, 06:10 AM

Anesthetization mask putting over my face when I was about 1 y/o. I caught blood poisoning in the maternity hospital. That was a hard time because 9 of 10 ppl. with sepsis were doomed in the USSR in 70's

CDSmith · 05-26-2007, 06:22 AM

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when my dad fucked my mother .... :-)

I don't think you peeping through the hole you drilled in the back wall of your closet 5 minutes ago counts.

Smokey, I can remember lots of stuff before I was 2. I'm just not sure which memory is ealiest. I can describe the babysitter we had back then, as I have a vivid memory of her coming into the room where my crib was and picking me up. She had a nice rack. :D

zeruel · 05-26-2007, 06:27 AM

cant remember... lol

jdc · 05-26-2007, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

ROFL...

BVF · 05-26-2007, 06:44 AM

I was two years old and laughing at my mother who was doing calisthenics (sp) while trying to fit in some pantyhose.

My daughter is 9 and she still remembers being born...It's only now beginning to get fuzzy in her mind.

scottybuzz · 05-26-2007, 06:45 AM

haha nice thread.
Mine would be in a resturant and I got a desert and it had a cherry on top. I dont know why but the cherry just sticks in my mind.

Then i have another which could be my first was where my brother and dad were putting out rubbish on the front lawn for the garbage man.

I would have been either 3 or 4 for both incidents.

markz08 · 05-26-2007, 06:46 AM

wahahahhahahaaahahahah

Marshal · 05-26-2007, 06:57 AM

I was 3 years old, I was playing with a girl (she was older, 4yo) in my parents' bedroom. We were sitting on the king size bed, I was the doctor. My father came in and asked surpisingly what we were doing and I simply said: "We are looking for her "hedgehog"! Lol! I was a mean mofo when I was younger!

JP513 · 05-26-2007, 08:05 AM

Just shy of my 2nd birthday. I was sitting on my knees on an airplane aisle.

A few years ago. I told my mother about this being my earliest memory and she said she remembered it too. I was being a very bad little boy. And she was like 8 months pregnant with my brother. Poor JP513's Mom.

SexualDragon · 05-26-2007, 08:07 AM

My Mother confirmed that I was 3 yo.

We were at a campground up north and my Father and Sibblings and I were at a river and I decided to go see mummy without asking/ telling my father.

He was looking so frantically for me.

Don't ask me why I remember that.

Gumballs · 05-26-2007, 08:16 AM

Staying at my grandparents house when I was around 3 years old. Wonderful memories. Good thread.

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