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Old 07-23-2007, 11:18 PM   #1
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The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Having guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Having balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

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Old 07-23-2007, 11:20 PM   #2
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The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Having guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Having balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

I would be murdered for either...
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:21 PM   #3
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I will attempt both.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:23 PM   #4
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i guess i will have to wait til i get married to see if i have guts or balls
heh nice tip steve
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:45 PM   #5
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hahahaha

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Old 07-23-2007, 11:48 PM   #6
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Having balls is coming home with a new bitch and telling your wife she will have to stay outside until she gets used to her.
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:02 AM   #7
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:06 AM   #8
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both work well........
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:09 AM   #9
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my girlfriend just showed me that joke today... reminds me of this joke

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One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.

"This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

"I wasn't talking to you."
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:12 AM   #10
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my girlfriend just showed me that joke today... reminds me of this joke

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One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.

"This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

"I wasn't talking to you."
Oh snap
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