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So how many of you guys think they're gods gift to women?
There have to be tons here as i think about 1 out of every 5 people who walk into a bar have an attitude as if they're fucking Brad Pitt himself.
They usually within minutes are talking to a girl...for 30 secs, thats when the girl loses interest. By closing time they are drunk, spent 200 bucks on drinks, stalked every girl in the bar and go home alone to have some fun with mr right hand. Pathetic really. What i dont understand is how they can do this day in day out. I mean no way i would like an ass again if i ever did that but some people have no problem doing this every time they go out. Dont they ever wake up and think jesus im a fucking loser? |
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This usually are also the same guys who have no social skills whatsoever, eventhough they think they do. I can be dead drunk, have smoke in my eyes and look the other way and i can still see in a split second if the girl youre talking to is interested or not. Really, its no rocket science. But some guys just seem to be missing a gen or something that you need to notice stuff like that.
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Bland for life
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Then there are the guys who are actually Gods gift to women but yet are humble and never act like asses in front of women because they know what vagina feels like.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
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so whats your suggestion? not try at all?
its a numbers game. |
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Etology.com
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Location: Hollywood CA
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I'm married i dont give a shit anymore
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i already know not to compete with you franck.
you are the sexiest man on gfy. |
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sounds like a big chip lol
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Tonight is only you and your right hand. (song from Pink)
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Sofa King Band
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Location: Outside the box
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So oly Jet so far admitted being one of those guys im talking about. There have to be 100's here. Be a man and admit it.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Frank any women that you have ever been with, give me 5 min with her and she would forget you even existed. your bad hair, bad style, lame personality would just be no challenge. i am Gods gift to women, they all love me. i am funny, sexy and a stud in bed. i am what they want and you well are basically not what they want. although i am sure you tag your fair share of drunk fatties at the local tavern. |
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So Fucking Banned
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they dont get any better looking than me
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I AM WEB 2.0
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you are going to be a large work in progress so make sure you bring your wallet. me = ![]() |
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Jesus loves bacon
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Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
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I'm more like god's stocking stuffer to women
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#16 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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I am not gods gift to women
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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nah don't try, just get drunk and have fun. the girls will come to you.
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Make STACK$
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The more you talk, the less you get
so i let them do the talking ..
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lurker
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#20 |
GFY'S #1 retard
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Looking good, smiling, and being confident will get you the most pussy
Unless of course you're a webmaster slob, in which case $$$ is the only way you'll pick up chicks
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