Leaving on a 7 day cruise Saturday... - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 11-26-2007, 08:14 PM

I'm going off to Cabo, Mazatlan and Puerto Vallarta...and I'm in freak out mode right now.

I have a million things to do before I leave and I'm not even halfway there yet.

I'm going to be too exhausted to enjoy myself...LOL.

BradM · 11-26-2007, 08:24 PM

Careful, Mexican ghosts don't speak English.

$5 submissions · 11-26-2007, 08:26 PM

Right on, enjoy your trip, Cary.

CDSmith · 11-26-2007, 08:28 PM

Have a good time.

try not to get snubbed. :D

tony286 · 11-26-2007, 08:28 PM

have a great time be safe.

minusonebit · 11-26-2007, 08:28 PM

Have fun.

CaptainHowdy · 11-26-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Careful, Mexican ghosts don't speak English.

ROFL

! Muy cierto!

Spunky · 11-26-2007, 08:36 PM

Wear plenty of sunscreen

eroswebmaster · 11-26-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Right on, enjoy your trip, Cary.

Thx Gene..gonna have to take the big one down to the Philippines some day...maybe stop by and check out your offices

Phil · 11-26-2007, 08:53 PM

I just got back from mexico cruise today..
Few tips.
Take few bottles of liquor on the boat with you to get you going.
Tip your steward well. they make 800 bucks a month and will take care of you 24/7 and hook you up with “goodies”
Do NOT buy tours on the boat. Big rip-off.
Casino: watch table rules. Its fucked up, especially if you had way too much to drink. Straight to the cleaners boy…
Do not buy any drinks to 18 y.o. girls that flirt with you. They will go to their moms room after they get drunk and you WILL end up masturbating.
Always go for drunk OLD lady in casino. She will get you drunk and then you can tell her that your boyfriend is paging you and you have to go..

CDSmith · 11-26-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

I just got back from mexico cruise today..
Few tips.
Take few bottles of liquor on the boat with you to get you going.
Tip your steward well. they make 800 bucks a month and will take care of you 24/7 and hook you up with ?goodies?
Do NOT buy tours on the boat. Big rip-off.
Casino: watch table rules. Its fucked up, especially if you had way too much to drink. Straight to the cleaners boy?
Do not buy any drinks to 18 y.o. girls that flirt with you. They will go to their moms room after they get drunk and you WILL end up masturbating.
Always go for drunk OLD lady in casino. She will get you drunk and then you can tell her that your boyfriend is paging you and you have to go..

Those are gold Jerry.... GOLD!

Dirty F · 11-26-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

and I'm in freak out mode right now.

Yeah i can totally understand that. If the fucking wind blows against your window making a funny move you already shit your pants crying about ghosts. Most women have more stable emotions than you have.

Dont forget your crucifix btw.

Shagbunny · 11-26-2007, 08:58 PM

wish i was going, haven't had a holiday in like 5 years

$5 submissions · 11-26-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Thx Gene..gonna have to take the big one down to the Philippines some day...maybe stop by and check out your offices

Sounds good

eroswebmaster · 11-26-2007, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

I just got back from mexico cruise today..
Few tips.
Take few bottles of liquor on the boat with you to get you going.
Tip your steward well. they make 800 bucks a month and will take care of you 24/7 and hook you up with “goodies”
Do NOT buy tours on the boat. Big rip-off.
Casino: watch table rules. Its fucked up, especially if you had way too much to drink. Straight to the cleaners boy…
Do not buy any drinks to 18 y.o. girls that flirt with you. They will go to their moms room after they get drunk and you WILL end up masturbating.
Always go for drunk OLD lady in casino. She will get you drunk and then you can tell her that your boyfriend is paging you and you have to go..

Don't know if you know this...but maritime law prohibits you having sex with anyone under 21. A good friend of mine runs poker cruises, one of their dealers was kicked off last year because he banged some 18 year old. He was lucky the captain did not bring him up on charges.

eroswebmaster · 11-26-2007, 09:39 PM

another negative nancy added to the ignore list...buh bye ROFL

Dirty F · 11-26-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

another negative nancy added to the ignore list...buh bye ROFL

Persius · 11-26-2007, 10:30 PM

nice have fun

madfuck · 11-26-2007, 10:41 PM

sounds lik fun, well have a save trip...

alby_persignup · 11-26-2007, 11:08 PM

don't forget to post pics! ;)

V_RocKs · 11-26-2007, 11:11 PM

Wow. Looking forward to some pics!

AaronM · 11-26-2007, 11:14 PM

Enjoy your cruise, Cary.

I hope it's not on Carnival.

BradM · 11-26-2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Enjoy your cruise, Cary.

I hope it's not on Carnival.

LOL yea I went on one of those 3 days jobbers to escondito on Carnival (one of the "FUN" ships") last year... worst time of my life.

eroswebmaster · 11-26-2007, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Enjoy your cruise, Cary.

I hope it's not on Carnival.

It's going to be on Holland America.

Arkantiger · 11-26-2007, 11:32 PM

sounds like fun have a good time

Violetta · 11-27-2007, 12:19 AM

wow... sounds fantastic! Have a nice trip!

Fat Panda · 11-27-2007, 01:02 AM

post some pics when you get back...women pics please

Th!nk · 11-27-2007, 08:45 AM

have fun and enjoy!

11-26-2007, 08:14 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Leaving on a 7 day cruise Saturday... I'm going off to Cabo, Mazatlan and Puerto Vallarta...and I'm in freak out mode right now. I have a million things to do before I leave and I'm not even halfway there yet. I'm going to be too exhausted to enjoy myself...LOL. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

11-26-2007, 08:26 PM	#3
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11-26-2007, 08:53 PM	#10
Phil Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,659	I just got back from mexico cruise today.. Few tips. Take few bottles of liquor on the boat with you to get you going. Tip your steward well. they make 800 bucks a month and will take care of you 24/7 and hook you up with “goodies” Do NOT buy tours on the boat. Big rip-off. Casino: watch table rules. Its fucked up, especially if you had way too much to drink. Straight to the cleaners boy… Do not buy any drinks to 18 y.o. girls that flirt with you. They will go to their moms room after they get drunk and you WILL end up masturbating. Always go for drunk OLD lady in casino. She will get you drunk and then you can tell her that your boyfriend is paging you and you have to go.. __________________ Ask Phil

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11-26-2007, 09:39 PM	#16
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	another negative nancy added to the ignore list...buh bye ROFL __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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11-26-2007, 10:41 PM	#19
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11-27-2007, 08:45 AM	#28
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