Max Payne is a shitty fucking movie - GoFuckYourself.com

CIVMatt · 10-19-2008, 06:20 PM

I want my monies back

StuartD · 10-19-2008, 06:29 PM

It wouldn't surprise me, the trailer looks ok'ish I guess but it certainly doesn't look quite like the game did.
They need to stop making first person video games into movies because it can never recreate the interactive element, the "omg, what will I have to do next?" feeling.

GetSCORECash · 10-19-2008, 06:30 PM

Thanks for the notice.

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Max Payne, the videogame adaptation starring Mark Wahlberg, shot up an easy win at the box office, even as two of the weekend's other new releases ? The Secret Life of Bees and W. ? performed nicely, finishing in line with their respective estimates.

The No. 1 action flick grossed $18 million from Friday through Sunday. Although not quite on par with the debut totals of some other game-based movies, like the most recent Resident Evil films, which blew away more than $23 mil in their premieres, Max Payne's premiere number is a marked improvement on the first-weekend sums of Wahlberg's previous two gun-totin' flicks, last fall's cop drama We Own the Night ($10.8 mil) and early 2007's Shooter ($14.5 mil). And here's another sort of backhanded compliment: It's a good thing the movie earned as much as it did this weekend, for its lamentable CinemaScore grade of C portends a limited audience in the coming weeks.

I'll wait till it's on DVD.

leg4 · 10-19-2008, 06:31 PM

AGREED... I saw it last night.

It has no action and a Lame Villain...

Only 1 decent action scene...

It was a bad movie.

Do not waste the money.

Go see Quarantine.

WinstonTriplexcash · 10-19-2008, 06:57 PM

thanks for the warning

tony286 · 10-19-2008, 07:04 PM

he needs a homerun

Corleone · 10-19-2008, 07:12 PM

hmm ok thats for letting me know. was on my list for this weekend

CIVMatt · 10-19-2008, 07:16 PM

I really didnt see how they could of fucked this up, how do you make Max Payne with no action?

If you've ever seen the videos game it's all action and they did a pretty good job at it, should of been an easy cross over to just be entertained for a couple hours.

tranza · 10-19-2008, 07:25 PM

What a waste, it could have been a great movie...

Darkland · 10-19-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by leg4

AGREED... I saw it last night.

It has no action and a Lame Villain...

Only 1 decent action scene...

It was a bad movie.

Do not waste the money.

Go see Quarantine.

Bah... Quarantine sucked ass too. Not even sure why I bother going to the movies at all anymore.

Xxaru Media · 10-19-2008, 08:30 PM

I could've told you that movie sucked before you wasted you time and money on it. Just another Hollywood fuck-up of another great video game. I still can't believe the horror they did to Blood Rayne. They can never do the games justice.

It's even more insulting that they put a fucking PG-13 rating on a movie that's supposed to be about Max Payne blowing peoples heads off.

Doctor Dre · 10-19-2008, 08:36 PM

I'm boycotting Mark Walberg's movies from now on.
2 of the top 10 worst movies of my life in a row...

iheartbucks · 10-19-2008, 08:48 PM

damn that sucks, was looking forward to it

Some Guy · 10-19-2008, 09:03 PM

I can't stand Mark Wahlberg so I never planned on seeing this movie anyway. His only decent role was in The Departed.

UniversalPassLorence · 10-19-2008, 09:07 PM

thanks for the heads up

Bojangles · 10-19-2008, 09:09 PM

While I was in line at the theaters I heard people requesting tickets to see Max Payne. No thanks.

GigoloMason · 10-19-2008, 11:31 PM

we almost walked out.

CDSmith · 10-19-2008, 11:33 PM

Love the game.

But was planning to wait until the movie comes out on MovieCentral/HBO. I think I'll stick to that plan.

GigoloShawn · 10-20-2008, 12:43 AM

I decided to never watch a movie based upon a (cancelled) video game series years ago. Thanks for the refresher.

collegeboobies · 10-20-2008, 01:04 AM

damn that sucks to hear

GrouchyAdmin · 10-20-2008, 01:07 AM

I can't watch this because I haven't had DOS in years.

V_RocKs · 10-20-2008, 01:25 AM

They should have waited 20 years...

WWC-Pajio · 10-20-2008, 02:02 AM

watched it today... left after 30min, boring movie!

Neon Dollars Daniel · 10-20-2008, 03:51 AM

Heard they ruined by trying to bring it as a PG-13 and therefor missing all the violence.... Oh well.

seeandsee · 10-20-2008, 03:54 AM

fuck why they ruin almost everything these days,

i can recommend you to watch:

FLY BOYS (aka SKY BOYS) it's from 2008 and it's GREAT MOVIE!

WebCashMaker · 10-20-2008, 04:36 AM

Sucked big time..

The only reason why I did'nt walk out was because I had to meet someone after.

10-19-2008, 06:20 PM	#1
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leg4 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 4,429	AGREED... I saw it last night. It has no action and a Lame Villain... Only 1 decent action scene... It was a bad movie. Do not waste the money. Go see Quarantine. __________________ >>> Contact me here email me here

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CIVMatt Amateur Pimpin Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 13,075	I really didnt see how they could of fucked this up, how do you make Max Payne with no action? If you've ever seen the videos game it's all action and they did a pretty good job at it, should of been an easy cross over to just be entertained for a couple hours. __________________ Make easy money with Webcams

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Xxaru Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: MIA Posts: 255	I could've told you that movie sucked before you wasted you time and money on it. Just another Hollywood fuck-up of another great video game. I still can't believe the horror they did to Blood Rayne. They can never do the games justice. It's even more insulting that they put a fucking PG-13 rating on a movie that's supposed to be about Max Payne blowing peoples heads off.

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Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	While I was in line at the theaters I heard people requesting tickets to see Max Payne. No thanks.

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