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Old 03-13-2008, 10:53 PM   #1
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Joke of the day !

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table:




"My Dear Husband,


I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
About my being 54 years old, I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
College.
I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of
my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach.


He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
Math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although
with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54 goes into 18.


Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:01 PM   #2
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:52 AM   #3
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ahahahahaha... fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
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