Why is it that when you tell a girl you want to fuck her in the ass, she replies with - GoFuckYourself.com

tehHinjew · 06-26-2008, 08:32 AM

let me stick something in your ass first

?!?!?!

Sosa · 06-26-2008, 08:38 AM

lol so did you let her?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-26-2008, 08:39 AM

lmao because, why would you think they would like it unless their used to it?

Azoy? · 06-26-2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by tehHinjew

let me stick something in your ass first

?!?!?!

cause she probably had someone force it in and it hurt her in the past.
try convincing her that you be gentle and if that doesn't work then stick something in your ass if you want it that much

or find another lady to do it with that likes it.

Socks · 06-26-2008, 09:44 AM

I think the translation is: No.

tehHinjew · 06-26-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I think the translation is: No.

clearly lol

IllTestYourGirls · 06-26-2008, 05:47 PM

clearly time to find another girl lol

genoveze · 06-26-2008, 05:47 PM

you should let her do it, it won;t hurt you :D

stickyfingerz · 06-26-2008, 05:48 PM

Hmm I get yelled at if I dont..

eightmotives · 06-26-2008, 05:50 PM

stick a carrot in your ass and have her chew that shit out

just might turn her on

Spunky · 06-26-2008, 05:55 PM

It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist

marketsmart · 06-26-2008, 05:58 PM

try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

XoXo Cash · 06-26-2008, 06:00 PM

HAHA....that's so true!

tehHinjew · 06-26-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

bahahhaha this deserves post of the year

but its not just one girl.. its all of them

Eriic · 06-26-2008, 07:15 PM

Why do you ask? Just do it and stop being a Pussy....

digifan · 06-26-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I think the translation is: No.

Bingo....

uvort · 06-26-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

Well said sir.

pornask · 06-26-2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

at last someone in the know

JFK · 06-26-2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist

Dont forget the BANANA

DefaultMan · 06-26-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist

hehehhehehheheh.......sigh. So true

gornyhuy · 06-26-2008, 07:42 PM

Just explain to your mom that you'll use lube.

Eriic · 06-26-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Just explain to your mom that you'll use lube.

I did not know we were talking about his mom,,,,,there is no problem then, I heard she has been the Navy's favorite port of call. She is well known as Navy Anal anue nue

Pornopat · 06-26-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by genoveze

you should let her do it, it won;t hurt you :D

Hehehe you are the devil!

Just Mike · 06-26-2008, 07:54 PM

LOL true

Eva PSC · 06-26-2008, 08:01 PM

it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?

shekinah · 06-26-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?

Exactly!!! Amen to that

PervertInPueblaMexico · 06-26-2008, 08:50 PM

Maybe you should try the... Honey, I love you so much... I´ve never had anal sex with a girl, and I think it would be the first time for both of us...

Or... Maybe get her doggy style, and ACCIDENTALLY cornhole her...

The cloroform sounded like a good idea too... Does anyone know where I could buy some of that?

Robbie · 06-26-2008, 09:17 PM

I find that plenty of party favors can usually get my woman to offer up anal on her own

The Heron · 06-26-2008, 09:25 PM

Ask her if she knows where the prostate is... then say go the fuck ahead, best orgasms ever

Evil E · 06-26-2008, 09:29 PM

Did you start by inserting 1 finger while your where fucking her? You shouldn't just stick your cock in there when it's dry.

Vick! · 06-26-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?

sticking something in our ass gives you what? .. but sticking out lil monster into your ass takes us heaven

cleopatra0628 · 06-26-2008, 11:25 PM

give her an oil as a gift??

Persius · 06-26-2008, 11:26 PM

YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowowowo hook me up, RIMJOB!

Scott McD · 06-27-2008, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

lmao because, why would you think they would like it unless their used to it?

Well they'll never know unless they try...

Why · 06-27-2008, 05:46 AM

never gotten that response actually. you must be trying it with the wrong girls.

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-27-2008, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowowowo hook me up, RIMJOB!

You really like to rimm huh?

HorseShit · 06-27-2008, 05:58 AM

don't let her tell you no, just shove it in

96ukssob · 06-27-2008, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

let me stick something in your ass first

?!?!?!

then she is probably scared, but you can usually ease her fears with "if you love me you will" or "we'll see"

my last two girlfriends said they would never take it in the ass, but about a week later they were eating their words

MichelleB · 06-27-2008, 06:05 AM

My ass is exit only!

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-27-2008, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ARS Michelle

My ass is exit only!

Dont ruin my fantasy baby!

Angelina77 · 06-27-2008, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way?

Well said!!!!!!!

pornguy · 06-27-2008, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

I second that.

tranza · 06-27-2008, 06:46 AM

If you like it... then enjoy it...

tehHinjew · 06-27-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

If you like it... then enjoy it...

so im gusssing you like anal sex lol

Tom_PM · 06-27-2008, 11:56 AM

I do remember one girl telling be straight up to not even THINK about it, lmao. Clearly someone had just gone for the gusto before and she was not at all amused. She did have a killer ass though.

SykkBoy · 06-27-2008, 11:59 AM

just bend over and take it like a man...

or as suggested, chloroform works too

Isradude · 06-27-2008, 12:02 PM

lolol bitch

romeo22 · 06-27-2008, 12:04 PM

dont ask it again just do it

maybe that will help

Elli · 06-27-2008, 12:09 PM

hehe Eva had a very good point

Unless you have already proven to her how gentle and considerate you are in bed, be ready for these kinds of questions.

In other words, if she already thought you'd be gentle enough and slow enough for her, she wouldn't be defensive.

06-26-2008, 08:32 AM	#1
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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	hehe Eva had a very good point Unless you have already proven to her how gentle and considerate you are in bed, be ready for these kinds of questions. In other words, if she already thought you'd be gentle enough and slow enough for her, she wouldn't be defensive. __________________ email: [email protected]