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FlyingIguana · 10-30-2002, 02:21 PM

for fucking jury duty. ugh.

ok, i wouldn't normally give a shit, but....

december i start studying for a major exam at the end of may and i don't have time for this shit. anyone have experience getting out of this crap? give me some pointers

beemk · 10-30-2002, 02:25 PM

watch jury duty and get some pointers... say some things like:

"i can tell if a man is guilty just by looking at him"
"its always the black guy whos guilty"

kenny · 10-30-2002, 02:27 PM

Go in there acting like he is guilty automaticly and if he is a different race then you act like a racist they wouldnt use you then

kenny · 10-30-2002, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
watch jury duty and get some pointers... say some things like:

"i can tell if a man is guilty just by looking at him"
"its always the black guy whos guilty"

Damn we where on the exact same page

mrthumbs · 10-30-2002, 02:29 PM

What happens if you decline?

ColKurtz · 10-30-2002, 02:30 PM

I've got called for jury duty twice, and just got out of it by returning the card with "financial hardship" checked, and then write "self employed with no employer benefits".

Kris · 10-30-2002, 02:31 PM

students can get out of jury duty. it's not that hard. there should be a number you can call or form you can send in to get out of it.

FlyingIguana · 10-30-2002, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
What happens if you decline?

i don't believe you can just decline.

maybe if i put my occupation down as 'gay midget website promotor' they will just throw my juror information form in the can.

FlyingIguana · 10-30-2002, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kris
students can get out of jury duty. it's not that hard. there should be a number you can call or form you can send in to get out of it.

i'm not a student, this is a professional exam. not sure if thats the same in their eyes, i'll have to call the jury coordinator tomorrow.

mrthumbs · 10-30-2002, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

i don't believe you can just decline.

maybe if i put my occupation down as 'gay midget website promotor' they will just throw my juror information form in the can.

Just 'gay midget' isnt enough?

High Quality · 10-30-2002, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

i don't believe you can just decline.

maybe if i put my occupation down as 'gay midget website promotor' they will just throw my juror information form in the can.

curious - are you registered to vote?

FlyingIguana · 10-30-2002, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by High Quality

curious - are you registered to vote?

i've voted in the past, so yes.

Cheshire · 10-30-2002, 02:59 PM

In your interview tell them you believe strongly in the death penalty as opposed to long jail sentances. The object is to be as undesirable as possible, so trip the f*ck out of them.

'If they're a bad enough person to deserve long term incarceration, they're a wart on the ass of society and deserve to die instead of suck up my hard earned tax dollars like those damn ex-wives and their cursed alimony bullsh*t. I'd rather feed my 14 dogs the best damn top sirloin three times a day then send that money to those theiving whores to get their fake nails and fake hair and fake designer jordache. They only got what they did 'cause of their dyke lawyer and her man hating witch trickery. So give all those damn law breakers the gas chamber!'

Cheshire · 10-30-2002, 03:19 PM

see? I'm telling you, it works ~ even GFY is speechless

FlyingIguana · 10-30-2002, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
In your interview tell them you believe strongly in the death penalty as opposed to long jail sentances. The object is to be as undesirable as possible, so trip the f*ck out of them.

'If they're a bad enough person to deserve long term incarceration, they're a wart on the ass of society and deserve to die instead of suck up my hard earned tax dollars like those damn ex-wives and their cursed alimony bullsh*t. I'd rather feed my 14 dogs the best damn top sirloin three times a day then send that money to those theiving whores to get their fake nails and fake hair and fake designer jordache. They only got what they did 'cause of their dyke lawyer and her man hating witch trickery. So give all those damn law breakers the gas chamber!'

heh, that should do the trick

freeadultcontent · 10-30-2002, 04:47 PM

just say you do not agree with the nations drug laws. That gets you out of 90% of all trials.

10-30-2002, 02:21 PM	#1
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