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Rochard · 04-18-2011, 06:56 PM

Those fucking bastards. Their commercials talk about a cooking school in France. Bullshit.

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NewsFeed took the trouble to fact check the claims. Yes, there is a a beautifully restored rustic farmhouse - a common occurrence in a region that lives off high end gourmet tourism - located in an 11th century hamlet. There's a restaurant, but there's no school, per se. (See how foodies can eclipse [EM] and save [EM] the Green Movement.)

A spokesperson for the hotel confirmed that there's an agreement in place between them and Olive Garden. Olive Garden sends about a dozen people each week in the off-season between November and March. Their chef spends some time with them in the kitchen, but there's no school and the restaurant does not own anything there. The house and the restaurant belong, in fact, to a local wine label. (See Mario Batali, celebrity chef, back in the kitchen.)

Fucking bastards.

News link.

NaughtyRob · 04-18-2011, 06:58 PM

Ah fuck them anyway. I've always liked Macaroni Grill or local Mom and Pop places better anyway.

B.Barnato · 04-18-2011, 06:59 PM

when is a school a school

Vendzilla · 04-18-2011, 08:02 PM

I had a sloppy joe for dinner

kristin · 04-18-2011, 08:15 PM

Mmmm, breadsticks.

F-U-Jimmy · 04-18-2011, 08:16 PM

Anyone who has actually been to Italy already knows what Olive Garden serve up is nothing like Italian Food, never has been.

Doctor Dre · 04-18-2011, 08:29 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment..._who_has_been/

I read thsi a while ago (when it was posted). Pretty interesting.

brassmonkey · 04-18-2011, 08:34 PM

im thinking that maybe they sent at least 1 chef per region to train lower chefs i made slow cooked stew by the way with chicken breast

J. Falcon · 04-18-2011, 08:53 PM

What did you expect?

spunky99 · 04-18-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Mmmm, breadsticks.

i agree....

Mutt · 04-18-2011, 09:15 PM

Olive Garden salad was a meal in itself for me - was so pissed off when the two anywhere near me closed. I have no idea why they closed, always were busy. There are a ton of American chains that have come up to Canada and then decide it isn't worth it. Krispy Kreme is another one, Chi Chi's Mexican restaurant which I also liked did the same, Outback Steakhouse closed near me

Gabriel · 04-18-2011, 09:54 PM

They claim to have a cooking school in France? This makes Mama Luccia cry.

Rochard · 04-18-2011, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

Ah fuck them anyway. I've always liked Macaroni Grill or local Mom and Pop places better anyway.

I couldn't remember the last time I ate at an Olive Garden really. This was during a "family thing" in San Diego and all I was told was that we were going to lunch. Turned to be pretty good really.

We used to have a place here called the Lincoln Deli that was an old fashioned Italian deli. I become good friends with the owner. I would in, no ordering, and he would just make me something different each time. It was great. I was so bummed when they closed.

blackmonsters · 04-18-2011, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

im thinking that maybe they sent at least 1 chef per region to train lower chefs i made slow cooked stew by the way with chicken breast

With chicken breast?
You must be making more sales than me.
I made the same thing yesterday with a leg quarter.

johnny o · 04-18-2011, 11:44 PM

what if it was an "old skool"?

The Ghost · 04-19-2011, 12:10 AM

No complaints with Olive Garden food. It's dirty cheap and relatively tasty. Successful as well. They always seems to be packed for business.

JFK · 04-19-2011, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Mmmm, breadsticks.

YES, with the pasta faggioli soup

I used to like them, but they closed up, up around our area

Nikki_Licks · 04-19-2011, 06:01 AM

Olive garden's soup and salad are the bomb

czarina · 04-19-2011, 06:04 AM

Macarroni Grill or Carrabas are better anyway

cherrylula · 04-19-2011, 06:27 AM

haven't eaten there in years... mmmmm salad.

IllTestYourGirls · 04-19-2011, 06:31 AM

Why would they go to France to learn about Italian cooking?

V_RocKs · 04-19-2011, 06:37 AM

Nothing like finding a used condom on the floor under your table.

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