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Old 10-31-2008, 04:42 AM   #1
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Man dies while watching porn, his mom finds him

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I can't imagine that. I'd be dead. Not really sure what happens after that, but most likely, I won't be too concerned about much going on in my former life.
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:14 AM   #6
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:27 AM   #7
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:46 AM   #9
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:56 AM   #11
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tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:57 AM   #12
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:00 AM   #13
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Wonder how they will phrase the actual obit
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Hilarious! Guess you can't help but think at least he died happy!
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:23 AM   #16
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:26 AM   #17
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Old 10-31-2008, 08:21 AM   #21
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Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 08:40 AM   #24
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he could care less...his mother on the other hand...probably a little scarred.....
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could have been worse, he could have been watching CP or incest with his own family
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that reminds me about some of the nasty stuff that used to be on Ogrish, pictures of people that were found a week or two later
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damn and they didnt blur his face pullin dick and died R.I.P. id rather die on top of a playboy bunny
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I'm sure he was checking a full movie on an illegal tube !
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Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!
Yeah, man. Hell, they even have his name and picture in the article. Damn.
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Anyone remember that skit on The Man Show where they offered a service that continually monitored your health, and if you died a team would enter your home and remove all your pornos, dildos, or whatever before anyone found them. Reminds me of that.
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Anyone remember that skit on The Man Show where they offered a service that continually monitored your health, and if you died a team would enter your home and remove all your pornos, dildos, or whatever before anyone found them. Reminds me of that.
haha had to go look that one up

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Given his condition and that he had been born with heart issues, that's actually a pretty sad story and way to die.
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$10 says she sues the movie producer for wrongful death.
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