Strangest "Contact Us" form submission, EVER. - GoFuckYourself.com

jact · 11-08-2008, 11:23 PM

Sun 11/09/08 12:29:06am
*@*.* hello my name is rich am 42 born 7-25-66 you say you want to hear anything even a hi or hello trust me am not trying to be nasty but i would like to know why bill gates invented the internet ok i went to school am a good guy i never really liked computers but why is it that if your trying your best to get use to the internet people dont understand when you ask them for help is thier not a program that can teach people like every step on the internet like how to use the internet i mean come on i been going online for about four years now and still cant get the bloody hang of it sometimes i just feel like throwing it out the blasted window it aint funny yo am tired of this bull right now am unemployed trying my best to get a job now let me be clear i am not complaining about your website am angry that if i contact certain people they never ever respond we had an ass hole running this country down hill am a black man born in london england been here sinse 1979 in the early days in london not one black man or woman was in the houses of commons now that barrack obama is the president all of a sudden england wants a black man to run for office wow aint that something am not a racist but this was to happen i go to these websites and i find out that some of the porn websites are nothing but scams we got get rich websites who are just the fucking same we got people saying that barracks wife is ugly why is she ugly she aint ugly i wish i could find a sexy woman like her a good woman is hard to find you know but i had one and i know i will find another i am a natural freak i love women i dont care where they come from i been trying to get into porno movies tried to contact my favorite pornstars but most of them never ever responded only about two to three responded i feel that if we the poor support them why dont they suppot us you got some pornstars who producing movies now why is it that when write to them they dont respond if they cant even respond then i should stop buying thier products and movies am broke i aint crying wolf i needed advice a porn agent i go to google i cant find shit on this internet then these pop ups i get the blocker and then i still get pop ups i get a email from a mother fucking she he tranny what ever they call them i reply right back to that it god gave me a dic and two motherfucker and i know what to do with my big dick does my name sound famous to you yes it is famous am lord admiral bailey international i got the name admiral bailey from my brethen years ago he said to me you admiral bailey i said to him am not admiral bailey he said you resemble him so i took the name from the legend of dance hall music jamaican music if you know what am saying after i told that tranny that emailed me where to go he never emailed me again i dont like them never ever will what i dont understnd is this also what is being done about these viruses if i get my hands on those steve erko nerds who dont have anything better to do putting viruss on the internet messing things up its not fair am sick and tired of this bullshit hear me do you know why people still do drugs all over this world let me tell you why the governments allow it when ever drug raids take place guns are taken off the streets do you really think that the drugs are destroyed the guns too why do you think that young man and woman rob i want to ask this question can you tell if you can recognize a killer serial rapist drug dealer child molester crack head am not saying that a kid goes to school and he or she does not learn cant learn all am saying is his be fair life aint fair but be fair i dont care if you got everything you could possible have be fair dont look down your nose at e because am poor i was taught from a young age you could inherit that fortune hit the lotto and lose it all the next day i tell young gangster wannabes these words go to school they tell me yo og we got 60 in our gang i tell them try 500 on one side of the street back in the against 500 they eye balls come out like tom and jerry i told them you cant talk the talk and not walk the walk dont tell me your blood or crip when the guns start popping off you start dipping and diving running home to mommy am outta here thank you

qxm · 11-08-2008, 11:41 PM

.... that block of text is scary.... I am clickin that "back button" Bill Gates invented to get out of threads like this....

travs · 11-08-2008, 11:47 PM

tnaindex · 11-08-2008, 11:53 PM

paragraphs are fun!

F-U-Jimmy · 11-09-2008, 12:03 AM

Reads like a rap song. Put it to music

jact · 11-09-2008, 09:48 AM

I was a little scared after reading it.

Iron Fist · 11-09-2008, 09:49 AM

Okay I didn't read that.. cliffnotes anyone?

Lycanthrope · 11-09-2008, 10:11 AM

678

TisMe · 11-09-2008, 10:13 AM

McCain campaign workers keeping busy?

bausch · 11-09-2008, 10:55 AM

mental illness

who · 11-09-2008, 11:01 AM

Obama gets online.

EthnicLover · 12-06-2008, 03:35 AM

"i feel that if we the poor support them why dont they suppot us"

Economically challenged people pay for porn online? Who knew.

bloggingseo · 12-06-2008, 03:40 AM

"Economically challenged" ...lol

Major (Tom) · 12-06-2008, 03:47 AM

looks like a bot of some sorts just combining paragraphs into one big sentence.
duke

polish_aristocrat · 12-06-2008, 03:49 AM

so what was your reply?

Sam Granger · 12-06-2008, 04:23 AM

Cant believe I actually read it all....

Redrob · 12-06-2008, 04:36 AM

You are right. It does rap.

andy83 · 12-06-2008, 05:56 AM

gave up halfway thru ;P

StuartD · 12-06-2008, 06:10 AM

Why are some of you so scared to read it? It's only one sentence.

LadyMischief · 12-06-2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Why are some of you so scared to read it? It's only one sentence.

HAHHAHAHAH so true.

11-08-2008, 11:23 PM	#1
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	Strangest "Contact Us" form submission, EVER. Sun 11/09/08 12:29:06am @.* hello my name is rich am 42 born 7-25-66 you say you want to hear anything even a hi or hello trust me am not trying to be nasty but i would like to know why bill gates invented the internet ok i went to school am a good guy i never really liked computers but why is it that if your trying your best to get use to the internet people dont understand when you ask them for help is thier not a program that can teach people like every step on the internet like how to use the internet i mean come on i been going online for about four years now and still cant get the bloody hang of it sometimes i just feel like throwing it out the blasted window it aint funny yo am tired of this bull right now am unemployed trying my best to get a job now let me be clear i am not complaining about your website am angry that if i contact certain people they never ever respond we had an ass hole running this country down hill am a black man born in london england been here sinse 1979 in the early days in london not one black man or woman was in the houses of commons now that barrack obama is the president all of a sudden england wants a black man to run for office wow aint that something am not a racist but this was to happen i go to these websites and i find out that some of the porn websites are nothing but scams we got get rich websites who are just the fucking same we got people saying that barracks wife is ugly why is she ugly she aint ugly i wish i could find a sexy woman like her a good woman is hard to find you know but i had one and i know i will find another i am a natural freak i love women i dont care where they come from i been trying to get into porno movies tried to contact my favorite pornstars but most of them never ever responded only about two to three responded i feel that if we the poor support them why dont they suppot us you got some pornstars who producing movies now why is it that when write to them they dont respond if they cant even respond then i should stop buying thier products and movies am broke i aint crying wolf i needed advice a porn agent i go to google i cant find shit on this internet then these pop ups i get the blocker and then i still get pop ups i get a email from a mother fucking she he tranny what ever they call them i reply right back to that it god gave me a dic and two motherfucker and i know what to do with my big dick does my name sound famous to you yes it is famous am lord admiral bailey international i got the name admiral bailey from my brethen years ago he said to me you admiral bailey i said to him am not admiral bailey he said you resemble him so i took the name from the legend of dance hall music jamaican music if you know what am saying after i told that tranny that emailed me where to go he never emailed me again i dont like them never ever will what i dont understnd is this also what is being done about these viruses if i get my hands on those steve erko nerds who dont have anything better to do putting viruss on the internet messing things up its not fair am sick and tired of this bullshit hear me do you know why people still do drugs all over this world let me tell you why the governments allow it when ever drug raids take place guns are taken off the streets do you really think that the drugs are destroyed the guns too why do you think that young man and woman rob i want to ask this question can you tell if you can recognize a killer serial rapist drug dealer child molester crack head am not saying that a kid goes to school and he or she does not learn cant learn all am saying is his be fair life aint fair but be fair i dont care if you got everything you could possible have be fair dont look down your nose at e because am poor i was taught from a young age you could inherit that fortune hit the lotto and lose it all the next day i tell young gangster wannabes these words go to school they tell me yo og we got 60 in our gang i tell them try 500 on one side of the street back in the against 500 they eye balls come out like tom and jerry i told them you cant talk the talk and not walk the walk dont tell me your blood or crip when the guns start popping off you start dipping and diving running home to mommy am outta here thank you __________________ Free agent

11-08-2008, 11:41 PM	#2
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	.... that block of text is scary.... I am clickin that "back button" Bill Gates invented to get out of threads like this.... __________________ ICQ: 266990876 Last edited by qxm; 11-08-2008 at 11:43 PM..

11-09-2008, 12:03 AM	#5
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11-09-2008, 09:48 AM	#6
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I was a little scared after reading it. __________________ Free agent

11-09-2008, 09:49 AM	#7
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Okay I didn't read that.. cliffnotes anyone? __________________ i like waffles

11-08-2008, 11:47 PM	#3
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11-08-2008, 11:53 PM	#4
tnaindex Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 26	paragraphs are fun!

11-09-2008, 10:11 AM	#8
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11-09-2008, 10:13 AM	#9
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	McCain campaign workers keeping busy?

11-09-2008, 10:55 AM	#10
bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	mental illness

11-09-2008, 11:01 AM	#11
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Obama gets online.

12-06-2008, 03:35 AM	#12
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12-06-2008, 03:40 AM	#13
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12-06-2008, 03:47 AM	#14
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12-06-2008, 03:49 AM	#15
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12-06-2008, 04:23 AM	#16
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12-06-2008, 04:36 AM	#17
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12-06-2008, 05:56 AM	#18
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12-06-2008, 06:10 AM	#19
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