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TimBlaze · 12-24-2008, 06:13 PM

Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity

pornask · 12-24-2008, 06:15 PM

Dumb whores probably give good head, cause that's all they're good for - whoring themselves out. Dick slap the skank and kick her in the cooch if the bitch spits that shit out.

Doctor Feelgood · 12-24-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze

Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity

keep her, she sounds like a real winner

mona · 12-24-2008, 06:19 PM

I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

Va2k · 12-24-2008, 06:20 PM

Um it's not? lol

TimBlaze · 12-24-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mona_klixxx

I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

yes

Machete_ · 12-24-2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mona_klixxx

I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

one word; Female

itto · 12-24-2008, 06:27 PM

seems like a match made in heaven, i mean.. really.. c'mon, janet, look at it this way: she's obviously interested in you as a person, despite all that "he looks like a retard and lives in his parents basement and what about his jurassic fetish - does he think i'm dumb - aww he likes 'em littlefoot animated movies and.." -kind of mumbo jumbo kind of crap. go get her, big boy!

'scuse me i had a few.

notoldschool · 12-24-2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

one word; Female

LOL, I know what you mean.

Machete_ · 12-24-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

LOL, I know what you mean.

Judging from your sig, you are also smarter than average

mona · 12-24-2008, 06:32 PM

That being the case, the real question is...Does she know what a dinosaur actually is?

detoxed · 12-24-2008, 06:33 PM

Is she hot? slap her with your cock while screaming what a thesaurus is

MetaMan · 12-24-2008, 06:37 PM

Please explain to me how you actually figured out what she said?

when a woman starts to talk when i first meet her i normally stop listening.

i did not know tits had a mouth, thats just me.

dav3 · 12-24-2008, 06:44 PM

Machete_ · 12-24-2008, 06:48 PM

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woj · 12-24-2008, 07:04 PM

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mona · 12-24-2008, 07:25 PM

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fujiko · 12-24-2008, 08:53 PM

nobody's perfect.. so wats ur problem

pornask · 12-24-2008, 08:55 PM

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Si · 12-24-2008, 08:57 PM

Slap her! fuck her on camera, get her to sign the model release forms and usc docs and sell it on here in the sell and buy forum!

Boobzooka · 12-24-2008, 09:02 PM

That's almost as dumb as a car salesman I just met. He didn't know leather was made out of animals.

Darkland · 12-24-2008, 09:17 PM

See avatar... Idiocracy is the norm and stupid people are taking over the world. Look who runs the country.

slavdogg · 12-24-2008, 09:18 PM

that reminds me few months ago a chick asked me what Science was, than said is it like Scientology.

I almost fell out of my shoes

d-null · 12-24-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkland

See avatar... Idiocracy is the norm and stupid people are taking over the world. Look who runs the country.

yes and it gets worse and worse

stupid people are outbreeding the smart ones at least 10 to 1

scary to think where it's all heading

uno · 12-25-2008, 12:39 AM

Dude just hit it and move on. If she's hot enough take her out in public to events but don't let her speak.

WiredGuy · 12-25-2008, 12:45 AM

She's probably hot if thats the way she thinks, lol. Not much for conversation but still useful

WG

BusterBunny · 12-25-2008, 12:49 AM

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oh shit

hjnet · 12-25-2008, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze

Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity

Well it depends what you want from her, if you just want to fuck her I wouldn't see that as a problem.

And I guess a Relationship is not an option anyway.....

Jack Sparrow · 12-25-2008, 03:33 AM

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HorseShit · 12-25-2008, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Please explain to me how you actually figured out what she said?

when a woman starts to talk when i first meet her i normally stop listening.

i did not know tits had a mouth, thats just me.

fris · 12-25-2008, 04:02 AM

isnt that from somebody's standup comedy act?

VeriSexy · 12-26-2008, 04:18 AM

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bahahahha

tranza · 12-26-2008, 06:24 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Vicious_B · 12-26-2008, 09:33 AM

Some girls play up the dumb think thinking its cute, I never understood why guys fall over stupid chicks. Eventually you take your dick out of their mouth and they talk.

I knew one girl that got pulled over because she believed her brother when he told her that the stop signs with white trim were optional. She also at 26 thought guys had a uterus. Tater tots are smarted than this girl but yet she always has guys falling all over themselves to be with her.

bronco67 · 12-26-2008, 09:40 AM

I will marry her right now.

But we should be asking you how the word "thesaurus" came up in conversation during a date.

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