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J. Falcon · 12-22-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee.

I have 3 employees. Your post is wrong.

Relentless · 12-22-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

You're hired for all of my press releases in the future

ICQ sent from ICQ# 266942896.
Thanks for the future work

ladida · 12-22-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

anyways I've found my 4 qualified people today out of 40, no need to bump this thread anymore, thanks!

I don't think anyone here thought you wouldn't find people (i certainly didn't), but let's see how it goes now. Give the feedback in 3 months when the "benefits" kick in. I wage none of those 4 will be there by then.

Wagerboy · 12-22-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee.

I have 164. Granted its an offline business, but still. Maybe I know how to treat people a tad better? Not sure. Ooh and avg salary is 59k and change. whats yours? 10K? lol.

ps. I give vacations. and no dr notes.

J. Falcon · 12-22-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy

I have 164. Granted its an offline business, but still. Maybe I know how to treat people a tad better? Not sure. Ooh and avg salary is 59k and change. whats yours? 10K? lol.

ps. I give vacations. and no dr notes.

What are these "vacations" you speak of?

Wagerboy · 12-22-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

What are these "vacations" you speak of?

Im drunk. I shouldnt start net fights, the man needs "employees"...

vacation? no idea, but i sell dr notes CHEAP. let me know..lol

sandman! · 12-22-2008, 07:46 PM

is there anything for someone thats good at sitting around doing nothing ?

Im an expert in nothingness!

pr0 · 12-22-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy

I have 164. Granted its an offline business, but still. Maybe I know how to treat people a tad better? Not sure. Ooh and avg salary is 59k and change. whats yours? 10K? lol.

ps. I give vacations. and no dr notes.

Yea everyone on gfy has million dollar payrolls in their "brick & mortar" business that they could never mention the name of online.....due to not wanting to be connected to adult.

Wagerboy · 12-22-2008, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Yea everyone on gfy has million dollar payrolls in their "brick & mortar" business that they could never mention the name of online.....due to not wanting to be connected to adult.

Yes, thats actually right on. Almost lost my business due to adult transactions. But a fun hobby dies hard. Good luck in your search. You should be a recruiter.

Ooh and not mention online? Your a baller, ask around, most know what my "business" is. Im quite sure i dont need to mention it.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-22-2008, 08:32 PM

Who fucking gives a shit? If you don't like how he worded stuff, then don't fucking ICQ or e-mail him, fuck while you're at it, don't reply to his thread...

Nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to work for him.

Donfoolio · 12-22-2008, 08:36 PM

I have 2 part time employees who just happen to be uneducated meaning no highschool or G.E.D. that I pay 5 dollars per hour of their work in MY home doing the mundane things I don't have time to do. They are friends who needed the opportunity. I neither berate nor tell them that they are doing "monkey work" which imo sounds as racist as "cooley labor" . They know it, I know it but it is unspoken and certainly not the pitch I used to get them working for me. In fact I got quite a lot of free "help" from many people friends and other with a little thing called "respect" no matter their situation. As said by others it's hard to believe you came from nothing with such thought of those less fortunate than you.

InsaneMidget · 12-22-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donfoolio

I have 2 part time employees who just happen to be uneducated meaning no highschool or G.E.D. that I pay 5 dollars per hour of their work in MY home doing the mundane things I don't have time to do. They are friends who needed the opportunity. I neither berate nor tell them that they are doing "monkey work" which imo sounds as racist as "cooley labor" . They know it, I know it but it is unspoken and certainly not the pitch I used to get them working for me. In fact I got quite a lot of free "help" from many people friends and other with a little thing called "respect" no matter their situation. As said by others it's hard to believe you came from nothing with such thought of those less fortunate than you.

Oh shut the fuck up already. Jesus some of you fucking people blow my mind. Pr0, I don't know you from a hole in the wall and even I can understand your original post was not meant to be insulting. Pr0 wasn't the first person to invent the term for it, and quite frankly if you find it offensive than maybe you'd be better off cuddling with your mother and a bible in a church rather than sit around GFY crying over nothing. It seems to be a trend lately on all of the webmaster boards, that none of you absolute stupid fucks can recognize a good thing when you see it. If this was 6-7 years ago I would be all over this job opportunity. The "inappropriate" comments were such obvious minor taunts that you have to be a complete retard to be offended or be a 14 year old.

Most of you sound like Rosie O'Donnell complaining about a fat dyke joke. I am going to bed, I expect some fun replies when I awake.

Penny24Seven · 12-22-2008, 10:26 PM

haha great thread, maybe not the best way to put it, if I didn't know of the guy and needed a job I wouldn't even think about it but he is just saving himself some time and making the thread more fun for me to read.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-22-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneMidget

Oh shut the fuck up already. Jesus some of you fucking people blow my mind. Pr0, I don't know you from a hole in the wall and even I can understand your original post was not meant to be insulting. Pr0 wasn't the first person to invent the term for it, and quite frankly if you find it offensive than maybe you'd be better off cuddling with your mother and a bible in a church rather than sit around GFY crying over nothing. It seems to be a trend lately on all of the webmaster boards, that none of you absolute stupid fucks can recognize a good thing when you see it. If this was 6-7 years ago I would be all over this job opportunity. The "inappropriate" comments were such obvious minor taunts that you have to be a complete retard to be offended or be a 14 year old.

Most of you sound like Rosie O'Donnell complaining about a fat dyke joke. I am going to bed, I expect some fun replies when I awake.

Nicky · 12-22-2008, 10:48 PM

Oh god I'm funny

Donfoolio · 12-22-2008, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneMidget

Oh shut the fuck up already. Jesus some of you fucking people blow my mind. Pr0, I don't know you from a hole in the wall and even I can understand your original post was not meant to be insulting. Pr0 wasn't the first person to invent the term for it, and quite frankly if you find it offensive than maybe you'd be better off cuddling with your mother and a bible in a church rather than sit around GFY crying over nothing. It seems to be a trend lately on all of the webmaster boards, that none of you absolute stupid fucks can recognize a good thing when you see it. If this was 6-7 years ago I would be all over this job opportunity. The "inappropriate" comments were such obvious minor taunts that you have to be a complete retard to be offended or be a 14 year old.

Most of you sound like Rosie O'Donnell complaining about a fat dyke joke. I am going to bed, I expect some fun replies when I awake.

First of all - suck my dick faggott.

Secondly- the guy said...

"I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee."

So I put in my 2c

And Thirdly - I had nothing wrong with the OP, it was a later post that is what I had a problem with. But a dumb fuck like you who did not read the entire thread before he commented to kiss his new bosses ass did not see that did you?

Iron Fist · 12-22-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sandman!

is there anything for someone thats good at sitting around doing nothing ?

Im an expert in nothingness!

But the real skill is ... can you make yourself look busy while doing absolutely nothing. I think there's a middle management position available somewhere with your name on it!

Nicky · 12-22-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Donfoolio

First of all - suck my dick faggott.

Secondly- the guy said...

"I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee."

So I put in my 2c

And Thirdly - I had nothing wrong with the OP, it was a later post that is what I had a problem with. But a dumb fuck like you who did not read the entire thread before he commented to kiss his new bosses ass did not see that did you?

I'm sure pr0 took notice of your thoughts.
Here's a version you might like better btw

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=877257

Donfoolio · 12-22-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

I'm sure pr0 took notice of your thoughts.
Here's a version you might like better btw

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=877257

Yeah I got nothing against pro, and I hate to have to flame someone but that guy decided to try to single me out on some bullshit and I had to call on it. A forum is about communication, some johnny come lately trying to jump into a convo with mouth swagger without knowing the facts just gets under my skin.

chodadog · 12-23-2008, 12:24 AM

The monkey work comment is clearly tongue-in-cheek. You people are a bunch of fucking cry babies.

Miss Munki · 12-23-2008, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

- Monkey work
1) Data Entry
2) Writing (must be 100% fluent English & common u.s. slang) you will be working on all types of sites/writing, so I'm not going to characterize this as just "blog posts" etc.
- Customer service
1) via phone & e-mail for an up & coming pay site

Hmmm...I can handle your Munki work

InsaneMidget · 12-23-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Donfoolio

First of all - suck my dick faggott.

Secondly- the guy said...

"I'd also like to hear from the people crying about my post. How many of you have actually have employees....

I'd like to hear about "how wrong" my post is.....from someone that actually has more than 1 employee."

So I put in my 2c

And Thirdly - I had nothing wrong with the OP, it was a later post that is what I had a problem with. But a dumb fuck like you who did not read the entire thread before he commented to kiss his new bosses ass did not see that did you?

The first sentence in my post was the only part of my post directed 100% at you. The rest of my post was directed at the people crying over nothing in this thread, and if you think you aren't on the "crying side" you are wrong. Also, your "opinion" was replying to Pr0 sounding sarcastic and not actually giving a fuck about what you thought.

Fuck, I don't even care, this is a waste of my time.

NickSunshine · 12-23-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

I'm not even really looking for employees who know how to use "condescending" in a sentence

so that should solve all those issues eh?

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Originally Posted by Relentless

I have no doubt this is a very good opportunity for someone. My one suggestion is, when you hire a writer, make sure they know the first rule of commercial writing....
...

If you ever want to hire someone for press releases and marketing work, you can consider this post my cover letter and my resume can be found at www.EngineFood.com

wow. well played. :golfclap

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Here's a version you might like better btw

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=877257

that was beautiful. thanks for the link.

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Originally Posted by pr0

no ones kissing my ass.....those people just know my personality, i called it monkey work as a joke more or less....trust me, i still have a healthy dose of humility

anyways I've found my 4 qualified people today out of 40, no need to bump this thread anymore, thanks!

congratulations to the winners

BradM · 12-23-2008, 09:45 AM

What pr0 outlined is what every employer wants. However even if the employee is ever grateful for the opportunity, as soon as a new and better one (even extremely marginally better) comes along they will bolt. That's why McDonalds doesn't retain 16 year olds. That's why sales reps move around 6 times. People appreciate it and then fuck off. It's normal.

As an employer you have to go above and beyond to offer the WORTHWHILE employees the perks that keep them around. Obviously you will have turn over no matter what your business or approach. But even the woman with 3 kids who will suck your balls for the job will bitch and talk behind your back to her family and be looking for something else while writing your blog updates.

Just my 2c. Employ 12.

brand0n · 01-21-2009, 08:46 AM

wheres my fucking job dill hole

DaLord · 01-21-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah

Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.

Pr0 is better looking than me and that says a lot...

Nicky · 01-21-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DaLord

Pr0 is better looking than me and that says a lot...

LOL nevermind, u edited heavily

Sid70 · 01-21-2009, 09:16 AM

Jon Clark?

lazycash · 08-16-2012, 08:12 PM

Resume sent, eagerly awaiting your reply.

Colmike9 · 08-16-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Resume sent, eagerly awaiting your reply.

Did you read the date?..

lazycash · 08-16-2012, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Did you read the date?..

Are you saying he's out of business? These are his sites, www.untouchedmarkets.com and www.marketingfirm.us I think I can really help propel them to the next level.

LeRoy · 08-16-2012, 09:04 PM

Pr0 sounds about right

Colmike9 · 08-16-2012, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Are you saying he's out of business? These are his sites, www.untouchedmarkets.com and www.marketingfirm.us I think I can really help propel them to the next level.

No, just saying that he was hiring 4 years ago..

GonZo · 08-16-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

wheres my fucking job dill hole

I thought you had a job pressing license plates?

ShoeBox · 08-16-2012, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GonZo

I thought you had a job pressing license plates?

epitome · 08-16-2012, 09:41 PM

Must have put together an amazing team.

DTK · 08-16-2012, 09:55 PM

It's whack-a-pr0 day on gfy. Not that he doesn't deserve it.

agentspits · 08-17-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Fax a doctor's note? Really?

Not that I was interested in applying for this job, but that part of the post definitely stood out to me as well lol

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	What pr0 outlined is what every employer wants. However even if the employee is ever grateful for the opportunity, as soon as a new and better one (even extremely marginally better) comes along they will bolt. That's why McDonalds doesn't retain 16 year olds. That's why sales reps move around 6 times. People appreciate it and then fuck off. It's normal. As an employer you have to go above and beyond to offer the WORTHWHILE employees the perks that keep them around. Obviously you will have turn over no matter what your business or approach. But even the woman with 3 kids who will suck your balls for the job will bitch and talk behind your back to her family and be looking for something else while writing your blog updates. Just my 2c. Employ 12.

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