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spacedog · 12-30-2008, 01:38 AM

Stupid Criminal of the Day: Pay Stub Bank Robber

A bank robber solved his own crime for authorities last week, leaving a pay stub with his name and address at the scene, according to the Chicago office of the FBI.

Thomas Infante, 40, was arrested after the Fifth Third Bank at 4017 West Lawrence was robbed on Friday.

Infante walked into the bank and handed a teller a threatening note demanding cash, according to an FBI news release. What the FBI said they noticed but Infante failed to consider was that the note was written on the back of his own pay stub.

When he fled the bank, Infante left the note behind, including a torn-off portion dropped outside the bank that included his name and address, the FBI said.

Infante was arrested at his home in Cary, Ill., where he allegedly confessed to the robbery.

And the take wasn't even that good -- the teller only handed over $397, according to a criminal complaint.

If convicted, he could spend up to 20 years behind bars.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28424732/

3M TA3 · 12-30-2008, 03:22 AM

If you didn't include the link, I would have thought you were joking. I've heard this many times before, I just didn't think people did it anymore.

Thanks for the laugh.

Iron Fist · 12-30-2008, 06:29 AM

Yeah, read that in the paper this morning, hilarious.

sperbonzo · 12-30-2008, 06:30 AM

ANYONE that robs a bank is an idiot. The average take is only about $3k, and then you have the FBI, as well as local cops on you, and when they catch you, (which they normally do), you go to the federal pen for 20 years.

Just a dumb move all around.

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tranza · 12-30-2008, 06:36 AM

That's ridiculous! haha

John-ACWM · 12-30-2008, 06:42 AM

Thought it was a movie review
What will his cell mates think of that?

12-30-2008, 01:38 AM	#1
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Stupid Criminal Of The Day. Stupid Criminal of the Day: Pay Stub Bank Robber A bank robber solved his own crime for authorities last week, leaving a pay stub with his name and address at the scene, according to the Chicago office of the FBI. Thomas Infante, 40, was arrested after the Fifth Third Bank at 4017 West Lawrence was robbed on Friday. Infante walked into the bank and handed a teller a threatening note demanding cash, according to an FBI news release. What the FBI said they noticed but Infante failed to consider was that the note was written on the back of his own pay stub. When he fled the bank, Infante left the note behind, including a torn-off portion dropped outside the bank that included his name and address, the FBI said. Infante was arrested at his home in Cary, Ill., where he allegedly confessed to the robbery. And the take wasn't even that good -- the teller only handed over $397, according to a criminal complaint. If convicted, he could spend up to 20 years behind bars. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28424732/

12-30-2008, 03:22 AM	#2
3M TA3 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 2,972	If you didn't include the link, I would have thought you were joking. I've heard this many times before, I just didn't think people did it anymore. Thanks for the laugh. __________________ Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein

12-30-2008, 06:29 AM	#3
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Yeah, read that in the paper this morning, hilarious. __________________ i like waffles

12-30-2008, 06:30 AM	#4
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	ANYONE that robs a bank is an idiot. The average take is only about $3k, and then you have the FBI, as well as local cops on you, and when they catch you, (which they normally do), you go to the federal pen for 20 years. Just a dumb move all around. . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

12-30-2008, 06:36 AM	#5
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	That's ridiculous! haha __________________ I'm just a newbie.

12-30-2008, 06:42 AM	#6
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	Thought it was a movie review What will his cell mates think of that? __________________ Video Chat Forum