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Join Date: Aug 2008
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The worst thing you've done on a new years eve...
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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It involves drugs and loose women
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Raped and killed an undercover cop posing as a prostitute.
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Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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Get shitfaced, vomit vehemently for an hour, then give a girl her very first french kiss ever.
Oddly enough, she didn't seem to notice a strange taste...
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LOL. She must have been shitfaced herself I hope.
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Join Date: May 2002
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Nah. The girl didn't even drink.
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I am an Alien from space
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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#8 |
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 244
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1 guy 1 girl?
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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Pay It Forward
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Location: Yo Mama House
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hahahaha Happy New Year!
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Jesusland
Posts: 10,017
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Fuck, that was mine, too.
Second worst would be passing out in the floor of a Burger King inside a casino in Las Vegas, all by myself, with no ID on me. And I was wearing a really short dress and really high heels.
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Join Date: May 2002
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Nevermind, I didn't say anything.
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I bareback fucked a Thai hooker in the bathroom at the go-go bar, on the piss covered floor and came in her.
She was a little thick with HUGE fucking tits. DD or more. I just couldn't resist and I was drinking, she was drunk and was just begging for me to fuck her. I talked her into the bathroom and away we went. It was hot fucking sex, minus all the piss on the floor. |
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Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
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I don't remember. Must have been fubar
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scotland
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So many things i cant remember lol
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Jesusland
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You may be right because I still don't know how I got separated from everyone and ended up in a different casino. I think it had a lot to do with Everclear.
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Join Date: May 2002
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Or maybe the roofies. *cough*
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