Stuff White People Like

[Lester Burnham]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/


# #100 Bumper Stickers
# #99 Grammar
# #98 The Ivy League
# #97 Scarves
# #96 New Balance Shoes
# #95 Rugby
# #94 Free Healthcare
# #93 Music Piracy
# #92 Book Deals
# #91 San Francisco
# #90 Dinner Parties
# #89 St. Patrick?s Day
# #88 Having Gay Friends
# #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
# #86 Shorts
# #85 The Wire
# #84 T-Shirts
# #83 Bad Memories of High School
# #82 Hating Corporations
# #81 Graduate School
# #80 The Idea of Soccer
# #79 Modern Furniture
# #78 Multilingual Children
# #77 Musical Comedy
# #76 Bottles of Water
# #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
# #74 Oscar Parties
# #73 Gentrification
# #72 Study Abroad
# #71 Being the only white person around
# #70 Difficult Breakups
# #69 Mos Def
# #68 Michel Gondry
# #67 Standing Still at Concerts
# #66 Divorce
# #65 Co-Ed Sports
# #64 Recycling
# #63 Expensive Sandwiches
# #62 Knowing What?s Best for Poor People
# #61 Bicycles
# #60 Toyota Prius
# #59 Natural Medicine
# #58 Japan
# #57 Juno
# #56 Lawyers
# #55 Apologies
# #54 Kitchen Gadgets
# #53 Dogs
# #52 Sarah Silverman
# #51 Living by the Water
# #50 Irony
# #49 Vintage
# #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
# #47 Arts Degrees
# #46 The Sunday New York Times
# #45 Asian Fusion Food
# #44 Public Radio
# #43 Plays
# #42 Sushi
# #41 Indie Music
# #40 Apple Products
# #39 Netflix
# #38 Arrested Development
# #37 Renovations
# #36 Breakfast Places
# #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
# #34 Architecture
# #33 Marijuana
# #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
# #31 Snowboarding
# #30 Wrigley Field
# #29 80s Night
# #28 Not having a TV
# #27 Marathons
# #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
# #25 David Sedaris
# #24 Wine
# #23 Microbreweries
# #22 Having Two Last Names
# #21 Writers Workshops
# #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
# #19 Traveling
# #18 Awareness
# #17 Hating their Parents
# #16 Gifted Children
# #15 Yoga
# #14 Having Black Friends
# #13 Tea
# #12 Non-Profit Organizations
# #11 Asian Girls
# #10 Wes Anderson Movies
# #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
# #8 Barack Obama
# #7 Diversity
# #6 Organic Food
# #5 Farmer?s Markets
# #4 Assists
# #3 Film Festivals
# #2 Religions their parents don?t belong to
# #1 Coffee

[BusterBunny]

i am guilty of only #11 perhaps i should get reverse michael jackson skin lightning surgery

[mynameisjim]

Some of those are good....and true.

[MuleScrote]

Is that from the book?

[After Shock Media]

Was mayonnaise on that list?

[Monique Niccole]

Welcome to the internets. They made it into a book now.

http://www.amazon.com/Stuff-White-Pe...01650&sr= 8-1

[Redrob]

I been pegged and pidgeon holed......ouch!

White to the bone....

[mynameisjim]

They need to add jogging across an intersection. I grew up in an all black neighborhood and now live in an all white neighborhood. The one thing that always cracks me up is when white people are walking through an intersection and there is a car waiting, the white person will always speed up to walk through the intersection faster or least make an effort to look like they are walking faster. Black people aways slow down and walk slower.

[Fat Panda]

that is so old

[hypedough]

Arrested Development, fuck yes.

[Profits of Doom]

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

They need to add jogging across an intersection. I grew up in an all black neighborhood and now live in an all white neighborhood. The one thing that always cracks me up is when white people are walking through an intersection and there is a car waiting, the white person will always speed up to walk through the intersection faster or least make an effort to look like they are walking faster. Black people aways slow down and walk slower.

Wow, you hit that nail on the fucking head...

[nAtuRaLbEautY]

Im not white but I like some of those stuff. lol!

[gornyhuy]

I don't know why, but I find that list to be totally hilarious.

[kmanrox]

if he put some more creative and realistic thought into it, he could have made a much more accurate and even funny list

[DAMNMAN]

fried chicken
watermelon
collard greens
obama
etc..... same as anyone else.

[tranza]

Old but funny!

[CosmicTang]

they don't have pea coats on the list anymore...

[John-ACWM]

I have nothing in common with almost 70 of them...

[Big Red Machine]

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

They need to add jogging across an intersection. I grew up in an all black neighborhood and now live in an all white neighborhood. The one thing that always cracks me up is when white people are walking through an intersection and there is a car waiting, the white person will always speed up to walk through the intersection faster or least make an effort to look like they are walking faster. Black people aways slow down and walk slower.

yeah like its a Catwalk

[Brad]

got the book on my coffee table right now.

[Reak AGV]

#11 fits my profile pretty much

[dav3]

What an amazingly accurate list!!